Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
The fools! They have unleashed the third demon child upon this world sooner than expected!
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1/26 - Beaten in Portugal the first time, gets face rearranged.
4/2 - Elbowed in face at bowling event, stomps man that was pinned on the ground.
5/25 - Starts shit in Portugal again, gets knocked to the ground and face rearranged into a Chinese man's

At this rate, another fight happens end of July/early August, then another facial reconstruction by Warski at the end of September.
 
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Feignedgoat said:
The real question here is will Pantsu finally leave after this? This dude is leaving his kid behind to go to foreign countries to get his ass beat and smoke cigars. Surely she isn't there when he gets home.
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Where is she going to go? Besides, Ralph's life expectancy could be measured in months at this rate. I think she is just hoping he will kick the bucket soon so she can inherit what little she can from him and be able to move on without a messy and expensive divorce/custody battle.
 
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PickwickPub said:
How did this guy make it through school in West Memphis, Arkansas? Comparable to Gambia in demographics, crime and standard of living, it's a miracle someone so weak and vulnerable could make it. He didn't even bother defending himself
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Ethan Ralph was hardcore in high school. Nobody dared fuck with Ethan Ralph.

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Nick Gars said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my fucking god Ethan, I fucking knew it, as soon as I heard you flew out to Portugal again, I knew you were going to get your ass beat again. You always deliver litt--... Big buddy. You are the gift that never stops giving.


2:10 in the front page linked vid, listen to him
He's trying to growl and say "yeah" as a threat while backing away like a scared puppy. It's so pathetic that it's almost poetic.
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I am calling it staged... There is no plausible reason for Ralph to go to Portugal except partaking in this orchestration. They are all in on it. Except for that poor Portuguese woman who got sandwiched between two hambeasts. Noone arrested might not mean much in Portugal ie., but I find it hard to believe that the Garda Civil wouldn't keep them when a local woman was hurt.
 
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Windex said:
Maybe it’s a girl thing, but sticking your finger in the mouth/nose of your opponent intentionally to draw blood has always been considered pussy/coward shit. And… why the fuck would you want Gunt’s blood on you anyway? Blech.




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I think he probably intended to grab Ethan around the neck/chin area, as that's a natural instinct. He didn't manage that because Ethan has an outsized head and a quadruple chin protecting what "neck" he has, bigger than Dan's grasp, and in the attempt the thumb ended up slipping in

Ethan has a documented instinct to jam his thumb into bodily orifices, but in this case it probably wasn't on Dan's mind since it would risk getting his thumb bitten off by those powerful chompers, grown strong by regularly munching plain steaks and teenager poo
 
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evilsponge said:
I try not to aylog Ralph but he's always the instigator in these fights. All he had to do was keep his hands to himself.
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This. I wouldn't condone IRL aylawgin' but I don't feel bad for Ralph either. His condition is self-inflicted and he's such a piece of shit. If he made a real effort to get off the Internet and clean up a bit maybe I could feel bad for him getting fucked with. But let's be honest that will never happen unless he goes back to jail.
 
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