Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Nobunaga]

How many trips to portugal does it take for a hog to get concussion
Apparently only one

 

[DiggieSmalls]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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I wish I could give this semper fi

 

[Sinpie]

Imagine if we could travel back in time with this, and show ourselves how things have panned out. The fact that this lukewarm banter coming from Matt is actually towering above Ralph shows what a lowly creature the gunt has become.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Idk how anyone didn’t catch this part of the fight but you can clearly hear the Hollerin’ Hog oinking very loudly. Take a listen

 

[Gimmick Account]

Man the way he simultaneously advances to defend his honour while involuntarily shrinking against the wall is a good illustration of what this streamer shit does to your brain.

On the other hand according unanimously to my children's cartoons, courage isn't not being afraid, it's doing what you have to do anyway. Perhaps Ralph is a true hero.

This is the first time I’ve seen an Alog actually take violence on their person of interest. Make an lolcow assasination board just in case this becomes a trend.

Our website administrator is a sensitive soul with too much empathy and love for his fellow man to encourage such a thing, but I wish he wasn't

 

[DHugo]

Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first

 

[Sneedlerino]

The gunt is going to Jims house.
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Ralph should really be careful about the things he says. They have a habit of coming true. When you fuck with people IRL, it should come as no surprise when they respond in kind. And he keeps doing it like nothing will happen. What's it going to take Ralph? Huh? You paralyzed? Brain damage? Dead? How many more times will it take for you to get it? The time for saving face is over. You can't. Just stop before you get put into a coma on a ventilator in the ICU.

 

[WutangLee]

I thought that Josh was having a fit of early onset dementia and featured the first time Ethan got beat up in Portugal. Holy shit.
How can you go home to your horse-wife and daughter as a man after getting your ass beat this many times? There is no way his dick is going to work for a while. This is so emasculating. Fuck...Someone get this fat man some pepper spray and a rape whistle.

I imagine Ralph has to triple if not quadruple down on his conviction on turning everything in his favor. So he's gonna do a "woe is me, I was assaulted by criminals", and Pantsu is gonna live in denial that she's trapped with the internet court jester that has succeeded Chis-Chan, Matt Jarbo, Tonkasaw, and whoever else is on that tier.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

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Imagine if we could travel back in time with this, and show ourselves how things have panned out. The fact that this lukewarm banter coming from Matt is actually towering above Ralph shows what a lowly creature the gunt has become.

No matter how you feel about all the people in the ralph sphere. Chat Won and so did Cog.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Ralph is Chinese now from the looks of it after that pounding
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His Chinese name would be 巨猪 (Jù Zhū), meaning "Giant Pig."

 

[Android raptor]

I wonder what the Portuguese locals think of these retarded fat people from the internet that keep coming there and getting into fights

 

[Pill Cosby]

Ralph took a bigger beating than his mum when Ronnie Ralph came home from work and dinner wasn't ready.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Getting beat up in Portugal is becoming a true kill stream tradition.

 

[Ozzymandias]

Bro can someone tell wtf this even means he posted this under this

 

[Tobias]

I wonder what the Portuguese locals think of these retarded fat people from the internet that keep coming there and getting into fights

They are simply putting it into the book of grudges against House Warski so that they may crucify him on his arrival.

 

[please]

I'm honestly surprised ralph didn't end up in some local ditch butched by a huge deer knife by a redneck like many of his kind. He's an active sex pest and tries to seriously hurt people as much as he can. Alogs are the least of his concerns tbh.

At this rate he will seriously get hurt at some point. Now he's actively threatening to go to someone's house on tfe internet. Not smart.

....I mean nor is drawing a line between alogs and Jim but yea

 

[6MillionCoofs]

So Ralph is going to Jim's?

I can't wait to see a live feed of Jade shooting him

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The gunt is going to Jims house.
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DO IT FAGGOT

Imagine the coping after the gunt gets pounded into the ground by a fucking cancer patient

 

[Neko GF]

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Imagine if we could travel back in time with this, and show ourselves how things have panned out. The fact that this lukewarm banter coming from Matt is actually towering above Ralph shows what a lowly creature the gunt has become.

Ralph got beat up by a Britbong and dunked on by Mundane Matt in the same day.

It's a Floydmas Miracle!

 

[WutangLee]

No matter how you feel about all the people in the ralph sphere. Chat Won and so did Cog.

Cogs victory is facilitated by the fact that Ralph attacked him first. Few people have the "golden ticket" to assault Ralph in the street unprovoked. The Vickers, the Yggers, Pantsu, Alice, and maybe Gator and Warski.