Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Nothing is ever going to happen because the defense was punches to the face with no broken bones, open tissue that requires stitches or huge amount of public hassle (despite the histrionic hags yelling). Hooligans during big game events have much worse brawls and all that may ever happen is they chill out in the cell for the day and go back the next on their hangover.
Cog was attacked, not his friend though. Not sure how fucking retarded Europes laws are on self defense so I can't really argue a point. Although I live in California and our self defense laws would clear Cog and his buddy because Ralph was pursuing them and trying to make it physical.
 
No matter how you feel about all the people in the ralph sphere. Chat Won and so did Cog.
Oh yeah, for sure. Some of Ralph's detractors may have their own mockable aspects, but everything pales in comparison to him and he makes everyone else look good in contrast. It's remarkable. Truly the gift that keeps on giving and the man who brings us all together.
 
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The best part is that he is literally immovable. He doesn't even get pushed back or anything, he just collapses into a sack when struck and then becomes a 300-pound rock on the street for a little while.
I have never seen an obese person get dropped so easily and fall as fast as he did. His stick legs give him no support, he looked like he slipped on a cartoon banana.
 
Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first :tomgirl:
Wrong. Self defense is fine as long as its reasonable and it seems reasonable. They walked away a few times and he followed. If the aggressor keeps attacking then you can keep defending. Self defense laws are not cucked at all as long as you don't go overboard.
 
Cog was attacked, not his friend though. Not sure how fucking retarded Europes laws are on self defense so I can't really argue a point. Although I live in California and our self defense laws would clear Cog and his buddy because Ralph was pursuing them and trying to make it physical.
His friend stepped in after they were being actively chased.
 
I don't even care about ralph normally, but this was a delight to see. What a complete too. Suck it, ralph, you fat faggot pussy bitch. No wonder your best friend is a cum hunting degenerate chihuahua instigator.
 
So Ralph went to Portugal a second time presumeably to "win" by not getting beat up this time.

Gets beat up again.

Looking forward to Portugal Trip #3 and how Ralph will get beat up again.

...or is Ralph gonna be too afraid to visit Portugal again?
We really still don't know why the retard went there again.
 

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Ethan Ralph figured out that Metokur secretly put a hit out on him and hired Cog and that Chav lad to beat him up in Lisbon.
if anyone he knows cared to do such a thing, its may. She is bitter and petty, and also stuck with their kid, and he fucks off to Portugal with a new man purse. That is a way better motivator than whatever he imagines metokur's reason would be.
 
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