Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Mango Cobra]

He's the physical embodiment of this website

Doxxing people, being loud and obnoxious, failures at every corner

You don't like him because when you look into the gunt you see yourself


I said this website, not you tard

Do you get paid to guntguard or do you do it for free like Gaytor?

 

[eaglesfan665]

I just got to the actual fight. At 7 minutes and 4-5 seconds, this mysterious woman shows up and says "come on, let's go." is that the horse or his new gf? Did he ALREADY move onto the next woman?

Prolly just a passer-by trying to stop the fight. Lord only knows why

 

[Billy_Sama]

I bet the locals just know Ethan as the mouthy idiot that gets beaten up regularly.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Thank God Ralph managed to get his ass beat before MATI and the Kino Casino.

 

[Fools Idol]

Cog kinda fucked himself.

This is Europe, even if Gunt attacked him first this could probably be pretty illegal. Though I'm not 100% sure about Portugal, self-defense laws are pretty cucked in the EU, even a pretty reasonable self-defense can get you fucked.

That being said, if you're reading this Ralph: I've always wanted to trespass on a schizo veteran's property, I hope no-one wants to make me jealous by doing it first

Bongs get in to these fights all the time in Europe and nothing ever happens. Spend anytime in Ibiza and you'll see what I mean.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Why is he acting like he has Jim's address? He's gonna show up to some rando's house in Minnesota and get shot lmao

Now to plant the seed that some 1%'er Bandito meth lab is Jim's house...

 

[Telemeter]

I just got to the actual fight. At 7 minutes and 4-5 seconds, this mysterious woman shows up and says "come on, let's go." is that the horse or his new gf? Did he ALREADY move onto the next woman?

Ralph was alone, that was just a random passer by trying to talk sense into Ralph, she doesn't know rage pigs don't scare.

 

[Sinpie]

Ralph got beat up by a Britbong and dunked on by Mundane Matt in the same day.

It's a Floydmas Miracle!

Oh shit I forgot about this anniversary over here in not-America where this is not news. Merry Floydmas to you and remember that All Catboys Are Buttfuckers.

I have never seen an obese person get dropped so easily and fall as fast as he did. His stick legs give him no support, he looked like he slipped on a cartoon banana.

Like a tray containing a whole roast boar carefully balanced on two upright-standing Jenga pieces.

 

[please]

I just got to the actual fight. At 7 minutes and 4-5 seconds, this mysterious woman shows up and says "come on, let's go." is that the horse or his new gf? Did he ALREADY move onto the next woman?

We don't know why he went to Portugal again

This is also probably the one who was screaming

Hmm. Could just be someone who wanted to stop the fight though.

 

[Pork Packer]

It's a Floydsmas miracle.

Santa Floyd sure gave us good little goys and grills the best present we could of asked for on this most holy of holidays

 

[deeman]

"Olá, há presunto americano contra alguns bacon inglês para baixo na rua de dominação lésbica"

 

[Dafrunk89]

Whoever said something like "I'd feel sorry for Ralph, but I know he's going to do or say something to warrant his humiliation", was right. I felt sorry for a few minutes, because it's just one humiliation after another for this strange creature, but of course he had to double down on his usual antics.

 

[SNAFU]

Such a pitiful smackdown that I almost feel bad

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Never feel bad about the Gunt getting stopped. The dude has an active rape allegation against him, abandoned his son, is an alleged woman beater, fucks with people's families, shows people's kids on livestream, threatens to rape his enemies' wives, and so much more.

He's just getting what he's putting out into the world.

More importantly than all that gay alleged moral fagotry, it's really funny.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

I'm so happy.

This is exactly the kind of beating Ralph deserves daily and how I thought it would play out if it got caught on camera. Ralph pathetically crumbles immediately after walking up to people like a big tough guy, totally disgraced, looks terrified as he sits there waiting to just take it, gets the bullshit he spews thrown back in his face (five star days!) and visibly waddles back in abject fear when he goads the guy who just put him on the floor into approaching again. It's now undeniably proven on video that when he gets taken out of his safe little oinking bubble he's just a big fat baby who isn't capable of even defending himself when it comes to reality.

 

[Guntkvd]

Not only he got his ass kicked, he's already announcing the next saga. What a cow.

 

[Heckler1]

The dead eyed expression on his face is weird. Like he couldn't believe it had just happened/that someone would dare punch him for being a caustic asshole. What a stupid, stupid ragepig.

 

[Muppetstudios]

Looks like we won't get the big fight

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Hey Ralph, guess what?

5 - 0.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Prolly just a passer-by trying to stop the fight. Lord only knows why

Sees two people fighting no idea who they are because they are both nobodies, does not want to see people hurt each other I guess. Now /pol/ and here will be autisticly hunting her info down. This is why you should never get involved. You see two retards bashing each other you let them fight. Not worth the hassle.