Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Also like, if me turning into a girl was at least in part powered by me being turned on by being called a girl, the boy thing might not stay a sex thing forever lol.

Or maybe it won't? What even is a gender, I've never seen one."

Does Kevin think this jibberjabber actually means something/anything to sane people? It's nothing more than word salad with a side order of drool bucket, and he thinks it's deep and meaningful. As do his eccentric orbiters who are equally autistic.

 

[AssignedEva]

OK maybe late and gay but three things:

Steb doesn't live in lovely leafy fancy white people Islington. He lives in the Borough of Islington, not Islington. Kevin is not spending time in a gorgeous townhouse surrounded by bijou boutiques and darling coffee shops, he's in a shithole in near Holloway Road/Caledonian Road. The closest translation I can give is hearing someone lives in Brooklyn and assuming they live in a luxury brownstone in Williamsburg but it turns out they live in the projects in Brownswood. Kevin is probably uncomfortable when he has to go outside and get stared down by Turkish guys.

Secondly Steb is not likely to get an inheritance. His Dad might be famous but his Mum is renting the ground floor of a subdivided semi-detached in a shithole. This is not what people with money do. The flat is tiny and Kevin will not be able to sponge off these people for long, especially as the UK rate of inflation nears 10%.

Finally, Matilda is at The Cambridge Theatre in Seven Dials. It's not so much a "West End" theatre with the nous that carries, but it is directly adjacent to the gay village of Soho. It's surrounded by wealthy tourist areas. There's basically no chance anyone called him a faggot, unless a Kiwi from the states decided to holiday in London at the same time.

(Also one of the other photos he posted showed him outside Canada House in Trafalgar Square, so it does appear they're actually trying to do tourist stuff - I hope they didn't amhole up The National Gallery. The fact he doesn't even have a chip and pin card and only possesses a swipe card ruins my fantasy of his card getting blocked.)

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

The fact he doesn't even have a chip and pin card and only possesses a swipe card ruins my fantasy of his card getting blocked.

All banks in the US now offer chip cards – they became mandatory a few years back, though a lot of banks apparently still issue chip and signature cards rather than chip and pin. I think most major banks offer the latter option now, though. All my debit and credit cards now have the tap-enabled chips – worked flawlessly the last trips I took to Canada and the EU back before 'rona (does that count as PL?). I'm not sure what Kev's problem would have been, unless A) he had insufficient funds, or B) he's just a sped who doesn't know how to use an actual physical terminal/payment machine, rather than clicking "Buy Now" on Amazon or "Subscribe" on OnlyFans.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Kevryn is mentally ill genderfluid

Spoiler: Long as fuck

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"What even is a gender, I've never seen one"

This is why I must be all the genders and float freely amongst them throughout the day.

No, I am not an individual. I am the genders I feel at that moment, mostly based on my sexual interests. In that moment I am euphoric...

 

[FinnSven]

OK maybe late and gay but three things:

Steb doesn't live in lovely leafy fancy white people Islington. He lives in the Borough of Islington, not Islington. Kevin is not spending time in a gorgeous townhouse surrounded by bijou boutiques and darling coffee shops, he's in a shithole in near Holloway Road/Caledonian Road. The closest translation I can give is hearing someone lives in Brooklyn and assuming they live in a luxury brownstone in Williamsburg but it turns out they live in the projects in Brownswood. Kevin is probably uncomfortable when he has to go outside and get stared down by Turkish guys.

Secondly Steb is not likely to get an inheritance. His Dad might be famous but his Mum is renting the ground floor of a subdivided semi-detached in a shithole. This is not what people with money do. The flat is tiny and Kevin will not be able to sponge off these people for long, especially as the UK rate of inflation nears 10%.

Finally, Matilda is at The Cambridge Theatre in Seven Dials. It's not so much a "West End" theatre with the nous that carries, but it is directly adjacent to the gay village of Soho. It's surrounded by wealthy tourist areas. There's basically no chance anyone called him a faggot, unless a Kiwi from the states decided to holiday in London at the same time.

(Also one of the other photos he posted showed him outside Canada House in Trafalgar Square, so it does appear they're actually trying to do tourist stuff - I hope they didn't amhole up The National Gallery. The fact he doesn't even have a chip and pin card and only possesses a swipe card ruins my fantasy of his card getting blocked.)

Oh Steb lives there does he?

Well, this explains why Kev is not seen outside after dark.

If stebs mum is renting around there, and it’s small then Kevs welcome will wear out quickly from her at least.
It’s stressful enough living and working in that kind of situation and then to have randoms in your tight quarters just makes the whole everything harder.
It sucks when tourists get on your commute bus because they think they are fucking “kewl” seeing the “totes reals” London.
It’s damn irritating, my commute is semi planned out and I know what shit to expect, having some literal tourist treat it like a covent garden performance gets on my tits, and most other London people’s, I imagine.
We never talk, so you just have to guess.

Anyway, having a tourist up in your gaffe for too long would be a new level of soul killing irritating.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Disagree but still love you.
Steb lives there. His mother is already putting up with a complete freak and all the shit that comes with a Trans mong. She will put up with Kevin for a while, her soul has already been stamped on by a size ten heel.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Yes, but if he remains in the UK, JK Rowling and Germaine Greer will track him down and prevent him from using toilets until he dies from a urine infection.

Thank goodness he's diaper-trained!

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm betting big boy hates his teeth, he doesn't smile properly in any of the pictures.

What’s the nigga going to do? He’s British.

 

[Richard Cheese]

Conspiracy theory: Steb is secretly a Habsburg prince. Kevin is playing the long game to become an Austrian princess.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The funniest thing about Steb is how legit austistic he looks. The jutting, large chin, the thin lips, the retard smile, it’s just too ironic.

he doesn't look autistic so much as 'I can count to potato' retarded

however it's not all bad news, since he's a furry, I have the perfect fursona for him; the mola mola, or ocean sunfish

dya know what? I'm really starting to come around to this furry idea of inner animal souls, and I'm not too proud to admit it <3

also Kev's 'genderfluid' tweets stink of regret
'what even is a gender? I've never seen one!' then why did you get your sausage made into a hole?

I think what happened is Kev had to earn his keep by providing all the awesome kweer sex he promised over twitter, and as steb thrusted into his limp mouth and released his rerendered fast food syrup, kev had a vision of what he has lost. It's one thing to be anorgasmic on a ranch with a bunch of fat castratos and other stinkditches, but tasting recycled mcdonalds to the sound of a retard bellowing like this https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs might just make it a little bit in your face how 'kweer full body orgasms' compare to having a dick

 

[RembrandtCourage]

Somehow, in a sea of Islamic content, this is the most upsetting photo:

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"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."

 

[AMHOLIO]

"My clit gets ultra hard"




Watching these people talk on twitter about gender binaries and nonbinaries is something else. Imagine having lines so rigid about what a man and woman is stereotypically and not biologically that you forgo biology and grab the most "you" gender possible, which is really a clique you fall into.

You want to "mentally center" being genderqueer?

This is how vapid influencers talk. That wasn't a complement Kev, no one likes influencers or regards them as someone who should revolutionize anything.

As do his eccentric orbiters who are equally autistic.

You answered your own question: to Kevin, sane IS Autistic. Give Kevin what he wants and he'll deny the holocaust for you.

 

[Oxyjen]

he doesn't look autistic so much as 'I can count to potato' retarded

however it's not all bad news, since he's a furry, I have the perfect fursona for him; the mola mola, or ocean sunfish
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dya know what? I'm really starting to come around to this furry idea of inner animal souls, and I'm not too proud to admit it <3

also Kev's 'genderfluid' tweets stink of regret
'what even is a gender? I've never seen one!' then why did you get your sausage made into a hole?

I think what happened is Kev had to earn his keep by providing all the awesome kweer sex he promised over twitter, and as steb thrusted into his limp mouth and released his rerendered fast food syrup, kev had a vision of what he has lost. It's one thing to be anorgasmic on a ranch with a bunch of fat castratos and other stinkditches, but tasting recycled mcdonalds to the sound of a retard bellowing like this https://youtu.be/OAVL61yeCYs might just make it a little bit in your face how 'kweer full body orgasms' compare to having a dick

Jesus. That’s enough to put anyone off Maccy D’s for life.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

"My clit gets ultra hard"
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Watching these people talk on twitter about gender binaries and nonbinaries is something else. Imagine having lines so rigid about what a man and woman is stereotypically and not biologically that you forgo biology and grab the most "you" gender possible, which is really a clique you fall into.


This is how vapid influencers talk. That wasn't a complement Kev, no one likes influencers or regards them as someone who should revolutionize anything.

You answered your own question: to Kevin, sane IS Autistic. Give Kevin what he wants and he'll deny the holocaust for you.

Isn't his clit made of the mushroom tip of his dick? How does that "get hard"? I think with most erections the tip of the penis is still soft...

 

[Bob_]

Isn't his clit made of the mushroom tip of his dick? How does that "get hard"? I think with most erections the tip of the penis is still soft...

I'm sure many people wonder this without ever wanting an actual answer. It could technically get 'hard' as it has blood supply, assuming it hasn't dropped off like that Yaniv guy's did.

 

[80's Dad]

It's so weird to see Kevin go out and sight see and actually go do things. Maybe we got the wrong impression because he's been living on the Tranch where there is literally nothing to do but hard manual work. I mean, I get it, I avoid doing yardwork and shoveling shit too.

I think he's actually enjoying his time in London, where the grass alive and green and you don't have to get in the car and drive an hour to the nearest McDonald's. I also think he's enjoying his time with Steb. When do you think the last time Phil took Kevin out to see a show at the theater? Or took a trip to the ocean?

I'm still surprised that he didn't spend all his time at the airport on the way over bitching on twitter. Traveling sucks and something stupid nearly always happens and this guy spends most of his day complaining about the most minor of inconveniences on twitter anyway. How the hell did he spend his time at the airport? There's only so many women's bathrooms to invade.

 

[Meiwaku]

Wow so now we have Wedge, Neck and Chin

 

[A Grey Cat]

Sees the gallery of stubby dick's photos including...his stubby dick.

Can those Russians stop dicking around with the Ukraine and just invade The U.K so we can put the degenerate scum of the earth like kevin and stubby dick before the flaming sword of Michael's judgement already?

 

[Monolith]

Kevryn is mentally ill genderfluid

Spoiler: Long as fuck

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Don't look now, but I think the lines on that tattoo are off-centered.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Don't look now, but I think the lines on that tattoo are off-centered.

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It's entirely possible, but that tattoo does look disgustingly fresh and swollen - it's hard to judge a tattoo's symmetry til it's healed.