Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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F E L T E D
 
So he's perfectly fine getting beaten up in the street by Cog's friend for free but doing it in a ring for money is somehow not worth it? What is there to be scared of? There's absolutely 0 Ralph can do in a boxing match that'd be in anyway more pathetic than what he just did. He can at least say he got paid.
 
not a fan of the violence at all. maybe i'm just soft or something but i think its sad to see people taking something thats mostly goofy shit on the internet and turning it into a criminal spectacle that affects normal people who are just trying to enjoy their day in a nice european city. pushing ralph into the fucking street it looked like that female bystander got swept up in it and that shit might have spiraled into something a lot worse with a car. just the lowest of human behavior. i don't like ralph but i don't like this. just the way i feel about it. it makes me sad to see this kind of shit but what the fuck do i know.
That was my initial reaction as well but Ralph could've very easily avoided this. I thought this was gonna be footage of him legit getting jumped by the special ops division of the Portugal gunt patrol force. What it turned out to be was him choosing to start and continue having a physical altercation with a couple of retarded limey alogs. He could've very easily just pointed his camera back at them and said "look at these losers wasting their time following around a z-list eceleb. What a couple of fags." Instead he did as wiggers do. Charged up and got wiped out multiple times. Honestly insane how fucked his life is.
 
Imagine dressing like Ralph, lol. He looks like a stereotypical American tourist. Weird shorts, white socks pulled up all the way, shit trainers, a shirt that rides up and exposes the Gunt at the slightest breeze, and some weird little fagbag.

I hope he gets beaten up again whilst he's there. Cog and Norf F.C. doing God's work, but Gunt was able to stand up. Not good enough.
 
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Reactions: Hell yeah dude
Not that I'd ever condone real life interactions; Ralph is opening himself up to have people show up at his house and do more shit to him. Especially now since we have more video evidence of how well he can fight and take a punch. You're not hard Ralph, in fact I'll put it in wrasslin' words so you understand.

"I got a hard body! You got a lard body!" - HHH to Mark Henry
 
Maybe its time for Ralph to drop the tough guy act...
Ralph has been hospitalised twice in Portugal in 5 months, once by the pimp of an underage prostitute and once by a far 5'2" chav. He ran away from Elias Schaeffer. He ran away from Nick Rekieta. He has no run away from Warski (again). Dude got beaten up by a 5'1" turbo cuck and his furry girlfriend.

The amount of cope he's going to have to go through here to try and be hard again is going to be hilarious.
 
>be 2023
>be ralphamale at home with the lolicon tradwife and 7 children
>suddenly the door is kicked in
>men with tire irons barge in
"ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!"
>they ignore me and begin breaking open drawers and jewelry boxes
>one of the kids starts crying
"POH-LEES! POH-LEES!"
>robber strikes the kid to silence it, then starts hitting me
"ARRRESSST HIIIIIIEEEEEM!!!!"
>He takes my 3rd man purse off me
>They finish looting the place and leave


If only there was something I could've done to try and stop them.
 
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