Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Buck Russell]

Ralph has a humiliation fetish, so these bongs were basically jerking him off in public.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

But like, WHY did the anglo travel to Portugal just to beat up Ralph?

 

[Pump Meat]

I'm worried this trip won't be as entertaining as the last. With any luck this comment will age poorly.

Prophetic.

 

[DancingIsraeli]

How does this man keep finding ways to humiliate himself?

He lives. It’s all that’s required of a Gunt.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Everytime I see ralph on his ass, I get "Humpty Dumpty" stuck in my head.

 

[Spez]

Ethan ralph could get shot, stabbed and then pissed on and then still try find a way to make him look tough and strong.

 

[plgfarts]

Part of me feels a bit of empathy for a guy constantly getting hoisted by his own r/petard, but goddammit Ralph you just can't stop winning. FIVE STAR DAYS BITCH

 

[MagnaP]

But like, WHY did the anglo travel to Portugal just to beat up Ralph?

Because it's funny.

 

[Hammersmith]

This is the reason why we would never want Ethan Oliver Ralph to be sent to prison. We'd be missing out this majestic kino!
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[Stasi]

this is a tourist resort who are very used to English people being unbearable abroad, because were fucking ubearable, if its tourist on tourist, they could not give a fuck, if ralph was a portuguese, then it would be different

Amerimutts don't know about Brits abroad lmao. Most of the economy of eastern and southern Europe is sustained by rowdy chavs buying all the beer they can drink and getting into fights in the process. During tourist season the streets are littered with broken glass and even more broken teeth and the local police do not give a shit.

 

[KKKaan]

But like, WHY did the anglo travel to Portugal just to beat up Ralph?

To trigger the libs, own the libs.

 

[Superman93]

All because of one stupid fucking corn joke

 

[deeman]

I hope we'll get more info on who that lady escorting Ralph is, trouble in paradise arc coming up?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Not that anyone deserves a beating, but Ralph stated that he wished someone would kill Cog on his livestream yesterday. Straight up said it. Eventually somebody was going to deal with Ralph other than with faggy pieces of paper, aka RO.
So unlike Ralph, Cog, (who I have no idea who that is btw) didn’t sit there and taking it and whining like a bitch, he actually did something about it, Ralph.
RagePig fucked around and found out.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

completely harmless

I don't know about that mate. Sure, he can't hurt you physically but he surely has the means to damage your life or hurt your reputation. From false DMCA strikes to going after people and their families, he's done quite a few exceptional things.
This beating is bad, maybe? But it will only get worse because Ralph never learns, and it's only a question of time before it happens again.

 

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Ralph's lifted elevator shoes on full display
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Maybe his high-heeled shoes forcing him to stand with his center of gravity slightly forward coupled with his massive gunt placing much of his body weight in front of his abdomen is why he was so easy to knock over. It must be hell for Ethan to maintain his balance when he's just walking, let alone fighting.

 

[Zilortha]

ANOTHER ALL TIME BANGER FROM THE KILLSTREAM FOLKS!!!
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He's incapable of just taking the L.

It's just all so pathetic. If they planned to attack him (which I've heard, but idk if that's true) then that's fucked up. Ralph's a piece of shit but I don't think it needs to be said attacking people in the street is insane and stupid. But Ralph's a complete retard and did everything he could to ensure he got beat up, so it's hard to sympathize.

 

[verymuchawful]

Ralphamale moment. Get your ass beat in Portugal AGAIN, back out of the fight with Warski, burn more bridges and block everyone like a snowflake, then in an act of insanity, start making threats directed at Metokur's wife.

 

[Toy Soldier]

To get a win over the country of Portugal by having a successful, fun trip. Then he could say that evens out the previous trip and that Portugal did nawt get one over on him.

Instead, he now gets to say that Portugal got two over on him.

Why stop now Ralph? Best 2 out of 4? Come on man you can still break even!

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Looks like an oversized nut sack hanging out