Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Janny Jewsh]

Spain has Running of the Bulls,
Portugal has Beating of the Gunt.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He needs to pick on someone his own size.

Boogie has a gun though.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Even though he got his ass kicked (again) and had to go crying to the police because he knows he can't actually fight back, Ralph somehow isn't a pussy. At least that's what one of his 10 fans thinks:
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Ralph only went to another country to try and 'own' someone. The fact that Cog tried to actually stop Ralph from getting beaten worse rather than jumping in to kick him while he was down (like a Ralphamale does) doesn't even make sense as a pretend win.

Maybe don't go around telling everyone how hardcore you are and to come fight you if when it happens you're more fragile than wet toilet paper.

 

[I_Am_GamerGate]

Posted about 5 hours ago on page 33. Lmao

Time to go to bed in Australia. I'll know immediately if Cog found piggy or not depending on how many pages this thread is when I wake up.

OI MAYTE, WAKEY WAKEY

 

[Blackhole]

Posted about 5 hours ago on page 33. Lmao

When aussie users wake up they better be ready for a breakfast of 100% organic sweet corn.

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Telemeter]

Imagine dressing like Ralph, lol. He looks like a stereotypical American tourist. Weird shorts, white socks pulled up all the way, shit trainers, a shirt that rides up and exposes the Gunt at the slightest breeze, and some weird little fagbag.

I hope he gets beaten up again whilst he's there. Cog and Norf F.C. doing God's work, but Gunt was able to stand up. Not good enough.

He was also sporadically hollerin while he was inside a church while people were on their knees praying. He really is the living embodiment of the fat loud and annoying amerimutt tourist.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Even though he got his ass kicked (again) and had to go crying to the police because he knows he can't actually fight back, Ralph somehow isn't a pussy. At least that's what one of his 10 fans thinks:
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They have no honor! Not like me who groomed a child(allegedly) and took advantage of her mental instability to knock her up and then abandon her and the child just to own that pedophile Joshua Connor Moon and the aylogs from broke dick farms then post a video of me having sex with her and eating her shit. No honor...not like me who ditched my pregnant never wife to win a bowling tournament no one else was playing in! Not like me who got an alcoholic drunk and face raped her(allegedly).

NO HONOR LIKE ME THE RALPHAMALE!

That was my initial reaction as well but Ralph could've very easily avoided this. I thought this was gonna be footage of him legit getting jumped by the special ops division of the Portugal gunt patrol force. What it turned out to be was him choosing to start and continue having a physical altercation with a couple of retarded limey alogs. He could've very easily just pointed his camera back at them and said "look at these losers wasting their time following around a z-list eceleb. What a couple of fags." Instead he did as wiggers do. Charged up and got wiped out multiple times. Honestly insane how fucked his life is.

I honestly thought Cog would get a bit of video of Ralph at most and be like Thanks for the trip to Portugal!

 

[Maciek]

LMFAO lets keep going boys, make this is a christmas song.

On the first day of christmas my gift horse gave to me, ONE WORKING EYE

maybe the second would be 2 rotten gunts? 3 hanging/broken chins?

Depends if you're going for authenticity, or just good old fooling around. 2 jiggling gunts, 3 crusty chins, 4 flabby tits, 5 feet tall, 6 lost fights, 7 broken teeth, 8 months of jail etc. Just wait for a couple of days/weeks and we'll have all 12.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

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Note the camera angle. He's trying to hide the left side of his face and he's also hiding his white t-shirt (which you can see is still soaked in blood).

I bet he tried that pose a dozen times too. What a fucking faggot.

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

I now believe the gunt suffered from a rare species of toxoplasma. An autistic breed that can't get itself eaten, only the host beaten up. Probably contracted in Portugul and it has now rewired his brain to go back and catch hands.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

That fat retard could make a lot of money streaming himself getting his ass beat.

 

[People Person]

I wonder if we get to see a pig slit pic like we did last time lol

 

[Pork Packer]

Ethan Ralph's lack of self awareness is insane. These tweets were within the same hour.

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Pussy out of a scheduled fight with Andy Warski, then claim that Cog and his buddy are pussies who can't be worked with.

"NO PEACE UNTIR THE COUNTERREVORUTIONARY RANDRORDS ARE OVERTHROWN"
- Chairman Mao Zegunt

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

I dont condone violence against a lolcow, to be real honest Ralph did not deserve to get beat up again in portugal.
Despite how much of a fucking retard he is, this is a step too far.

Doesn't make it any less funny though.

I unironically agree with you. To me, Ralph is like a turtle with an insufferable personality that got flipped on its back and can't get back up. This "fight" was so incredibly one-sided that I can't help but feel bad for him. I know he's an irredeemable piece of shit but he's also a completely harmless tub of lard irl that can't do anything but holler at you.

He reminds me of when you turn off the damage of the enemy AIs in custom Halo games, it says something along the lines of "they can't do anything to you but wish for your demise." Yeah, maybe he karmatically deserves it, but I can't help but feel bad for him. Kinda how I'd feel for an extremely yappy chihuahua nipping at people's legs that gets stomped on.

 

[draggs]

The world should switch to Portuguese corn strains, the harvest evidence is in and the yields don't lie

 

[Kermit Jizz]

>be 2023
>be ralphamale at home with the lolicon "tradwife" and 7 children
>suddenly the door is kicked in
>men with tire irons barge in
"ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!"
>they ignore me and begin breaking open drawers and jewelry boxes
>one of the kids starts crying
"POH-LEES! POH-LEES!"
>robber strikes the kid to silence it, then starts hitting me
"ARRRESSST HIIIIIIEEEEEM!!!!"
>He takes my 3rd man purse off me
>They finish looting the place and leave

If only there was something I could've done to try and stop them.

"Yeah they only took my purse because I was off guard. Once I came to I beat them all out the door. I ain't no bitch, I'm the Ralphamale BAAAAYBAAAAAYYYYYYYYY"

 

[JustStopDude]

LMFAO lets keep going boys, make this is a christmas song.

On the first day of christmas my gift horse gave to me, ONE WORKING EYE

maybe the second would be 2 rotten gunts? 3 hanging/broken chins?

FOUR FREAKISH TITS!!!!

 

[GaryGrey]

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False this is the image of the first punch. Forward facing very clean and right to his jaw. Not a sucker punch and not from behind.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Meanwhile I'm just stting here wondering why ralph blocked ghost from tcr of all people

https://twitter.com/CapitalistGhost/status/1529546315016941569