Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[veri]

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it’s fucking levitating how does gunt physics work?!

 

[Bioniclelover]

Some random drunk (or drugged up) guy attempted to provoke and attack my younger brother earlier today. He told my brother to fuck off to which my bro responded 'OK' and left.
Gunt has less common sense than a fucking highschooler.

 

[Kheapathic]

I hope we'll get more info on who that lady escorting Ralph is, trouble in paradise arc coming up?

Meigh knows Ralph fucks around on her, she'd have to be literally retarded to not realize it. Remember, Ralph's original plan was to put Faith back to work so Pantsu could stay home and raise the child in some weird fucking polycule thing. No doubt her trad thing is also a LARP; they're both shit people who deserve each other. Their child on the other hand doesn't.

 

[MeltyTW]

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Lmfao we see his fucking back gunt! It's bigger than the front hahahahaa

 

[Armor King]

As a portuguese, I 100% cosign this beating.

 

[SillySherman]

The part where he is sitting on the floor, staring into nothing, reminds me of Fallout 4 NPCs for some reason.

 

[Piratepuddingcake]

I'm not sure if you can really call Ralph's technique a turtle technique. At least with turtling, you can have more protection. Guess he can't even get survival instincts right. I'm getting the idea that the prostitute beat him up rather than the pimp on his last trip.

 

[Blackhole]

I hope we'll get more info on who that lady escorting Ralph is, trouble in paradise arc coming up?

Probably a tour guide in the wrong place at the right time.

 

[kaien]

Amerimutts don't know about Brits abroad lmao. Most of the economy of eastern and southern Europe is sustained by rowdy chavs buying all the beer they can drink and getting into fights in the process. During tourist season the streets are littered with broken glass and even more broken teeth and the local police do not give a shit.

Exactly. If you took the whole history of Englishmen behaving badly on the Iberian peninsula and put it on a 0-10 scale, this would rate like a zero point zero zero zero something. The cops were probably annoyed they had to get involved at all.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Just a quick reminder: this shit kicked into high gear after CwC got arrested.

The merge bringeth forth the corn.

 

[deeman]

Probably a tour guide in the wrong place at the right time.

Didn't Ralph stream before the incident? Something about a church and shit, i'm perfectly aware he is screwing hookers but has he ever been streaming around them? Perhaps someone he been simping for or something? My main question is really; nobody been keeping tab on Ralphs streams?

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

This all started because Zoe Quinn fucked 5 guys for game development clout.

Life comes at you fast.

 

[kaien]

Just a quick reminder: this shit kicked into high gear after CwC got arrested.

The merge bringeth forth the corn.

They say the Lord never closes one door but that he opens another.

 

[fuck whales]

Amerimutts don't know about Brits abroad lmao. Most of the economy of eastern and southern Europe is sustained by rowdy chavs buying all the beer they can drink and getting into fights in the process. During tourist season the streets are littered with broken glass and even more broken teeth and the local police do not give a shit.

Yeah its a real subculture you cant really understand unless you experience it, it makes no sense to explain its basically lawlessness because these countries like the money we spend.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Maybe his high-heeled shoes forcing him to stand with his center of gravity slightly forward coupled with his massive gunt placing much of his body weight in front of his abdomen is why he was so easy to knock over. It must be hell for Ethan to maintain his balance when he's just walking, let alone fighting.

Most women probably have stronger calf muscles than Ralph and could actually stand and fight in high heels. Ralph has no stability, and can't even walk right on flat feet. Remember the footage of him at the bowling alley wearing bowling shoes? He is so used to high heels now that he flops around like some sort of sea creature without them.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Not that anyone deserves a beating, but Ralph stated that he wished someone would kill Cog on his livestream yesterday. Straight up said it. Eventually somebody was going to deal with Ralph other than with faggy pieces of paper, aka RO.
So unlike Ralph, Cog, (who I have no idea who that is btw) didn’t sit there and taking it and whining like a bitch, he actually did something about it, Ralph.
RagePig fucked around and found out.

Yeah, I'm getting Déjà vu to the Frank Hassle v. Boogie debacle.

 

[veri]

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someone help this poor woman or ralphs gonna try to make her be babymama#3

 

[fuck whales]

But like, WHY did the anglo travel to Portugal just to beat up Ralph?

because its hilarious

 

[Squirrelcop]

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