Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[LettuceMan]

Ol‘ Ralph (he looks about 50 in that pic) got jumped by them gosh darn a-hogs again.

 

[Tad Loaf]

Okay, this has officially convinced me Ethan Ralph is self aware and this is all a bit, there's no way this can be real

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Is ralph a masochist for humiliation at this point?

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

Lolcows rise up, just to get tipped over

 

[Haint]

I said earlier that Ralph should stick to be a fat retard, instead of getting into politics. Good job Ethan!
That will do, Pig, that will do.

 

[Bioniclelover]

Ethan is a Godsend for all these disgraced youtubers, first Boulder King and now Cog. Wonder who next will get redeemed by fucking with Gunt.

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

While ive would enjoyed watching Gunt and tardski fight like women in a ring, im thankful he decided to bitch out, Cokeski can finally shut his stuttering fucking mouth bout that grift

 

[TheBeanz]

This is fantastic content. Ralph vs a benefit scrounger's manlet mate on the streets of Lisbon. Could you imagine just stumbling across this as a random tourist?

Is that random woman trying to break it up related to anyone here or is she just a stranger?

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

YOBA Cozy sisters are coping in baked's stream.

They are saying they are "The gunt guard".

 

[netorare]

cant wait for his third trip to Portugal surely he cant get beaten up again.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You know what's the most insane thing about today's events? The person he's the angriest at and blames the most for it is metokur. Because he laughed. He's not going to go to cogs house to fuck with him he's saying he's going to metokur house. In rural America. Where hunting feral hogs happens all year every year. Amazing.

 

[SomethingFishi]

You can't (and I cannot stress this enough) make this shit up.

 

[ThatDarnIrishMan]

Ralph's twitter is pretty boring right now. It's literally just coping and retweeting his alt accounts saying "Was a 2 on 1 and they jumped him from behind with weapons. Not a fair fight."

Well, it's that or still crying about Jim. The only dude not really involved in this. Can't wait til he blames Gator for this somehow.

 

[LazloChalos]

I do love his coping skills.

> Continuously keep getting my ass kicked.
> End up embarrassing myself all over the internet.
> Still a badass.

My small offering for a bountiful harvest:

 

[eDove]

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While ive would enjoyed watching Gunt and tardski fight like women in a ring, im thankful he decided to bitch out, Cokeski can finally shut his stuttering fucking mouth bout that grift

Ralph's philosophy is that if someone makes fun of him they don't deserve an income or livelihood.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Ralph can't stop harassing the locals and tourists down there, first walking around blowing cigar smoke in front of passing pedestrians, stalking teenage local girls and now flashing double fat asses in front of people in public

 

[IrrelevantJackDoe]

The thing that amazes me about the video is they knock him down three times, let him get back up and calm down each time, and continually tries to start shit again. I don't know if he honestly thinks he's tougher than he is because you'd think the first time he became a grounded puddle of gunt he would have learned his lesson.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Damn. I leave with the post that COG is gonna fly to Lisbon.
Come back and there are 60+ new pages.
Praise the corn god.
There is no God but Yum Kaax and Null is his prophet.

 

[SiggerNlayer]

I'm disappointed no one stole the ring

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The gunt is going to Jims house.
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I guess his father figure is going to give him something his father should've done for the past 36 years....a Ass Whooping.