Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Wesley Willis]

I can't wait for Porsalin to make a full documentary on him. Call it Too Fat For a Fanny Pack or Forrest Gunt.

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is Dan, the Gunt Slayer

Imagine how badly Ralph shit his pants as he was getting mogged by this absolute unit

 

[NetVet]

you are a dumb stupid faggot, you dumb stupid faggot.

https://www.finishline.com/store/br...Y4eyjhlbEvmRP9szZABoCJEUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

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The Ralph story arc is literally unbelievable, right down to details like this.

Wasn't he flexing about buying some Burberry or Faggotberry designer bag, purse, whatever, dropping stacks for that shit?

But he'll do it walking around in some middle of the mall finishline gaudy "air max" not even the classic models but some new style remix with BIG TYPE all over it, in the classical "safe" white and some red n black combo lol

 

[BiggerChungus]

What is wrong with him?

Seriously. I am not pitying him or saying don’t pick on the tard.

He is not smart, or even half intelligent, but he is not actually retarded or autistic or something like that.

He really does seem to have a lack of a sense of self preservation and a terribly delicate ego which needs massaging.

He really has no self awareness.

At least Chris Chan is autistic and probably schizophrenic or another mental condition.
Ralph must just be a serious alcoholic to the extent it really has mixed up his brain beyond rational comprehension of life.

The people pointing out that Pantsu is probably fleeing, well any normal woman would, but she needs the “fame” by association and she knows no other more famous than they deserve to be YouTuber is going to be willing to take on her and a young baby.
Especially if it will make them a target of Ralph.
Sure, he is not really a serious threat physically, but with his screws totally loose as they are he will cause some kind of lunacy and unwanted madness for anyone taking her in.

Is it possible he has recently found out he has something terminal and is on some weird personal mission only he would understand?

Alcoholic drug-abusing attention-whoring manchild with narcissism. Wouldn't be surprised if he does have some severe underlying mental shit going on. I never followed Ralph much back in the day, but at least from what I've read he seemed generally normal, or at least not as aggressively retarded, and then just kinda snapped at some point. Metokur speculated that Ralph's alcoholism got so bad that it unironically gave him brain damage.

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Ralph gonna spin not getting a purse stolen this time as a win. In fact it was probably YOU Cog who got your purse stolen this time!

 

[noot_noot]

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Anglos redeemed.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Cog cannot stop winning today. Drinking tequila sunrises in celebration with the Guntslayer.

 

[Haint]

Five star days. This is a win for mankind and content. I think we could've gotten more content if the guy just followed ralph around with a measuring stick and the song short people by randy newman playing on loop.

This is kinda like filming wildlife by walking up the animal and putting the camera in its face. But being internet drama fags, they have to poke the hog with a stick. What ever happened too observing from the edges? Both parties were up to gay ops. But I'm pleased with the results.

 

[Farglemark]

Ralph's losses could net him a movie series
Ralph: Crippled by the Cops
Ralph 2: Trounced by the Trannies
Ralph 3: Pounded in Portugal
R4: Bodied in the Bowling Alley
Ralph the TV Miniseries: The Punched in Portugal Saga: Licked in Lisbon

 

[Least Concern]

Spoiler: Nike/sneaker autism, tl;dr- these are definitely counterfeit, and likely meant to imitate a women's SKU.

• First I would direct you to the white, almost moon-rune appearing characters. A frequent workaround in low-quality counterfeits.
• Soles- find me one by Nike this decade without apparent branding. Also they are usually less linear and more complicated looking. Look at the angular nature where the white foam of the sole meets the upper. Nike=swooshes, not angles.
• Most importantly, the wraparound trademark "Air" cushion. You will notice that as-pictured it wraps around unbroken. As a practical matter with the same materials the men are going to put more wear on that area. They need either a much bulkier pocket or to interrupt that with some more-rigid foam.
• My (!) senses started firing when I noticed Nike specifically only uses "platform" as a women's-only category. Some men's may incidentally look similar but it is not a distinction they make as a brand. The few men's SKUs with an uninterrupted pocket look nothing at all like these. I have reviewed Nike's entire catalog, here's the women's showing, I would dare any sneakerhead to find me a more-similar men's SKU:

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In summary, not only has this wigger done the expected and got fakes for his pig hooves, they're fake women's shoes! ETA: LOL! these are also all mark-down/two-figure SKUs. So that's cheap fake women's shoes!

I asked about the shoes in another thread. They seem to be real. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/quest...-deserve-their-own-thread.81180/post-11991729

 

[DogEatDogFood]

God, the whole video is beautiful, just beautiful. Seeing this pathetic sack of shit squeal like a pussy is so mesmerizing.

 

[InwardsStink]

The Ralph story arc is literally unbelievable, right down to details like this.

Wasn't he flexing about buying some Burberry or Faggotberry designer bag, purse, whatever, dropping stacks for that shit?

But he'll do it walking around in some middle of the mall finishline gaudy "air max" not even the classic models but some new style remix with BIG TYPE all over it, in the classical "safe" white and some red n black combo lol

Wanting to be fashionable is one of the gayest things about Ralph tbqh. Masculine men don’t give a shit about clothes, they want things like guns, cars, motorcycles, boats etc.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Even though he got his ass kicked (again) and had to go crying to the police because he knows he can't actually fight back, Ralph somehow isn't a pussy. At least that's what one of his 10 fans thinks:
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I know for a fact that's a discordant homosexual operator.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Ralph's Perspective

Cog's Perspective

I can't imagine what the people of Portugal must think about being invaded by this trash - everyone involved.

 

[draggs]

Wanting to be fashionable is one of the gayest things about Ralph tbqh. Masculine men don’t give a shit about clothes, they want things like guns, cars, motorcycles, boats etc.

Men who aren't status obsessed weirdos generally want clothes that fit (comfortable), are clean, arent crazy colors or crazily clashing colors, and aren't in tatters. That's about it

 

[Pork Packer]

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Jesus Ralph...

God forgive me....

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Did Dan hit him that fucking hard?

So lemme see if I understand this:

• Ralph gets his ass beat in Portugal and gets his shit rocked.
• Gets challenged to a fight with Andy Warski and turns it down like a pussy.
• Get his ass beat by Dan in the middle of Portugal and, yet again, gets his shit rocked.

So naturally, Gunt's next target should be an internet troll dying from cancer. Bitch made. Where was all this aggression when Andy challenged you to that fight, Ralph?

Fucking shit, he has learned nothing from all this. He really should have gotten stomped out.

 

[Ogreboy]

 

[Abel]

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Did Dan hit him that fucking hard?

So lemme see if I understand this:

• Ralph gets his ass beat in Portugal and gets his shit rocked.
• Gets challenged to a fight with Andy Warski and turns it down like a pussy.
• Get his ass beat by Dan in the middle of Portugal and, yet again, gets his shit rocked.

So naturally, Gunt's next target should be an internet troll dying from cancer. Bitch made. Where was all this aggression when Andy challenged you to that fight, Ralph?

Fucking shit, he has learned nothing from all this. He really should have gotten stomped out.

Now I want to see metokur beat his ass too.