Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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Wanting to be fashionable is one of the gayest things about Ralph tbqh. Masculine men don’t give a shit about clothes, they want things like guns, cars, motorcycles, boats etc.
Women's sunglasses.
Women's purse.
Women's blouse.
International Pride Festival catering to large men occuring at the same time as the unannounced secret trip to Lisbon ...

Anyone else connecting the dots?
 
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If true it would show intent, and the video where Cog talks abut it beforehand. As much as I hate Ralph brass knuckles/weapons is a pussy move. Also actively seeking him out was cow behavior, it's not as interesting as watching him fuck things up on his own, which no doubt would have happened. But hey 3 retards in Portugal now triples the odds of a monkeypox saga.

If he had brass knuckles Ralph's face would be completely fucked it's bullshit.
 
Nobodys gonna mention how Gunt went into battle with short shorts and white fucking tennis socks pulled up to his knees?
I said it when we got the picture on the bench. Ralph is like an overweight football coach who's dressed to play tennis.
 
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Alcoholism.

The hundreds of thousands of documented autopsies of alcoholics just here in the United States showed a meaningful decrease in brain volume and density, this was even confirmed in living alcoholics via brain imaging and volumetric analysis.

This creates a kind of global impairment that impacts everything from the visuospatial to basic problem solving. What Ralph is actually experiencing is going to be significantly distorted and because memory function goes out the window when it comes to alcohol, his understanding of events is severely compromised.

This doesn’t just kick in when he is intoxicated, it persists when he is sober too and would require months of abstinence to regain what was lost.
So what you are saying is that he has kept his brain soaked with Alcohol for so long that it is basically impared, 24/7, kind of like with Lady Di from O&A?

So he must be at high risk for Korsakoff Syndromee, then?

Also the fact that he's a Xanax addict must not help - IIRC Xanax makes addicts super aggressive despite being a tranquilizer.
 
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When I first heard, then read this news, I laughed my ass off.
Then I saw the video and I saw the wretched pitiful creature, fate's cruel jest manifested in the life of a man. I saw the fat tubby little man, with his weird socks, his special needs attire, his flabby gut and disproportionate body, trying his best to appear tough while getting his face pummeled between his screams for the police, in a foreign country.
The laughs are over. All I feel is true and honest pity.
Maybe I'm too empathetic, and while I understand his fate is earned and provoked, I just feel pity at the cruelty of it.
Truly sad and miserable.
 
Notice how nice and clean the streets were, people were attractively dressed, and it took RagePig exactly 2 blocks before he hulked out and started putting hands on people. That’s on him. Bad enough he waddles around with a selfie stick and yells in front of random ladies and children about ‘cunts’ and ‘whores’ now this. Ugly American indeed. It’s embarrassing.
 
I do appreciate that on days when the news is full of depressing as fuck stuff like people slaughtering fourth graders, Gunt fucks up yet again and brings so much joy to so many. It's practically a public service.
 
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