Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
I think someone mentioned Cog was there for a week, got about 1k in donations and it is like 50 quid a flight or something stupid. If you're smart with the cash 1 week doesnt sound too much of a stretch.
They are there for content on Ralph... so its likely it will happen again
Well, unless he punts the gunt, I think he's maxed out on content already.
 
Limey's don't fuck around if you accost them. Saw this many times living in the UK. Dumb American Serviceman gets too big for their britches, runs mouth, gets punched out (often times by multiple people). Never personally had this problem, but a guy I was stationed with got his ass kicked probably 10 times in the course of a year for being a dumb fuck talking shit to the Eternal Anglo.
the weather is miserable and the climate is cold, last thing we need is people making in any worse here.
 
Question is, will this be a one off from Cog and his man, or are they going to continually fuck with him throughout the rest of his trip? Alternatively, what are the odds he just gets felted again by the locals or some gyppos?
I almost want to put money on him getting his ass beat by someone once again before his trip is over.
 
I've only seen this type of look and behavior from children being abused just for cruelty's sake.
Not to get too sappy, but you can't turn your emotions on/off. You feel what you feel.
I'm a little different. I spent years as a bouncer and I've seen that look many times. Usually from guys who'd do things like spike drinks, king hit or group up to beat somebody. People who are more than happy to inflict violence onto another person. When the tables get turned and they end up on the receiving end they all get that bewildered victimized look because it never occured to them that they'd end up being the victim of violence instead of being the one inflicting it. Ralph flipping the the bird when he thought the fight had ended is classic of this behavior, he thought he was safe so went straight back to being a cunt. I've got no sad feelings for Ralph on this, given the chance he would have done worse, much worse. For a beating he got off lightly.
 
If Cog instigates Ralph again he'll probably get in trouble. He shouldn't have gotten away with the original fight and anything else would be pushing his luck.
Ralph was the first to engage and the first to throw a punch. He won't press charges because most likely Cog would as well and last i check this wouldn't look good for his prohibition.
 
I almost want to put money on him getting his ass beat by someone once again before his trip is over.
I'm not sure, I think he might have maxed out his unluckiness/karma here with this taped shit kicking, and with that happening he might be reminded of what happened last time and be careful not getting into another scrap with some locals.

But...this is Ralph, a man who has a proven track record of being unable to go out into public and not get his ass beaten or harassed by cops. I think it's maxed out and am going to keep expectations low, then if he does something colossally stupid and gets his ass kicked again, I can be pleasantly surprised.
 
Portugal is a peaceful nation, her people know neither pain nor violence. But then came the dreaded Manc menace and the vile Gunt to spill blood on Portugal's streets and destroying the innocence of the beautiful and child like Portuguese.
Not since the Brits kicked the Frogs out in the early 1800s has so much blood been spilt on the streets of Portugal.
 
If Cog instigates Ralph again he'll probably get in trouble. He shouldn't have gotten away with the original fight and anything else would be pushing his luck.
Cog is a MASSIVE autist who will take anything presented to him literally and does not think 90% of the time, he wouldnt have even considered that lmao
 
I think we all just wanted a good hollerin. I know I did at least. He went around the corner and came at them. Cog didn't move at all until Ralph came at him. He had every chance to make it about words but he attacked and got repelled. If they went full headstomp in the road on him I would be with you. I think he really got in only a couple good punches and I don't think he went overboard. Could be I have watched entirely too many fight videos so I see this as more tame of an outcome than you might though. I think that's our major difference here is the severity in our personal view.
Everyone here virtue signaling about not condoning violence needs to remember that, like 'In Minecraft', it doesn't actually matter to the Feds. We're both gonna be in the same cell regardless of how many eggshells you walk on. Quit larping.
 
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