Crime Gunman at a Texas elementary school kills 19 students and two adults before being fatally shot, officials say - yeehaw

(CNN)A suspect is in custody after a shooting incident at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, left at least two dead and injured 14 people, including students, authorities said.

The Uvalde Consolidated Independent School District (UCISD) posted about an "active shooter" at Robb Elementary at 12:17 p.m. local time and said law enforcement was on site.

The suspect was taken into custody as of 1:06 p.m. local time, according to the Uvalde Police Department.
Two have died after the shooting at Robb Elementary School, a spokesperson from Uvalde Memorial Hospital told CNN.

The hospital received 13 children at their facility who were being treated for varying injuries, he said. Two children were transported to San Antonio and another is pending transfer, Tom Nordwick said.

Additionally, two patients were dead on arrival, he said. Nordwick was not sure of the ages of the two deceased. A man in his 40s was also being treated there, he said.

Nordwick did not have conditions on any of the victims.

This is a developing story and will be updated.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/24/us/uvalde-texas-elementary-school-shooting/index.html

 

[Duke Nukem]

Speed loaders, dipshit, ever heard of them?

Or a "New York Reload"?

If it takes you longer than 15 seconds to reload your weapon you're probably a parapalegic or pulling the mag out of a back pocket that's buttoned up and you have a broken finger.

Holy fuck, it just keeps getting more and more obvious you don't know jack shit.

I figured he was some kind of shitty attempt at a troll, he seems to enjoy posting consistently wrong things and reading people's replies to them. Then resorting to name calling when it just isn't working out.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

And even before that, I learned more about world history playing Civilization 5 than I ever did in school. All history class was "Christians bad! Fedoras good! Hitler bad! Slavery bad! America bad! Slavery! Holocaust! Slaveocaust! Holovery!"

I just read an algebra book to learn algebra. Then I used what I learned about algebra to read a trigonometry book. Then pre-calc, then calculus, then multivariate, linear algebra, diff eq. etc. If you need a teacher to learn trig, it just means you didn't learn algebra and need to go back to it before you advance.

 

[JimmyNugget]

and I added all the ones where you insulted and called people names in response, and you never made a coherent arguement or response to anyone.

So you completely ignored all the people who insulted me and completely ignored my arguments because you don't like them. Could you be a more card carrying A and N member? Jesus Christ, you are a thick brick wall. I bet you think people who think the Constitution is a "living document" are the devil and that liberal justices explaining their ideas of law are the Pharisees? Get bent. Patiently explained, oh god that makes me chuckle.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

What do you think is more likely, that magazine capacity will be the deciding factor in stopping a school shooting, or that .30-06 would kill multiple extra people whereas a .223 would only wound them?

If the zoomers discover the power of 30 caliber battle rifles school shootings are going to start being done with AR-10's. one boolet to hit 3 or four kids huddled in the corner. pretty sure they do know just they don't want to deal with the hassle of e-mailing and phone calls to have surplus cold war relics mailed to their gun store(the zoomer fears social interaction) and are too cheap to buy an AR-10 and the magazines in the first place and would rather go with the cheap mass produced hunk of aluminum and it's also cheap mass produced stanags or p-mags.


If a future zoomer school shooter ever uses a Ar-10 and is using 30 round mags or 50 round drum mags with it they definitely got funded by the fed's to do it

Another point i do see against the Ar-10 or any 30 calibered battle rifle being used in a school shooting is weight and recoil. zoomers have little to no muscle and if they do weigh a lot it's because they're Ethan Ralph's in the making

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Yes. The NFA is unconstitutional and was wrongly decided.

Here is the case challenging the NFA (United States v. Miller):


The case was not even represented by the defendant. Such, as stated, the fate was already preordained.

That is not justice.

Not only that, something like 4/9 of the justices at the time were FDR appointees. So Miller was essentially the FDR administration arguing against nobody in from of an FDR appointed court.

 

[Meat Target]

I really hate to say it but that's probably more because you paid more attention during a game of Civ than you did in school.

Because Civ taught me that there is more to history than just White Guilt and postmodern chronological snobbery.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

School shooting > gun control debate > some autism about asylums > arguing over uh... something > merits of homeschooling > evolution and christcucks

I love this thread.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Once again, nothing useful is gained from knowing the solar system is heliocentric.

You realize that knowing the solar system is heliocentric led to advances in time keeping and agriculture, right?

Education is what led to the West becoming a powerhouse.

Let me guess, you're one of those that thinks you don't need to know anything beyond addition, subtraction, multiplication, and divison, and then wonder why your credit cards and mortgage never seem to get paid off.

"I'm never gonna use algebra... HURRRRRRRR...."
"Um, I'm not sure if this carpet is going to fit in my frontroom and I'm not sure how I can check."

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

School shooting > gun control debate > some autism about asylums > arguing over uh... something > merits of homeschooling > evolution and christcucks

I love this thread.

Imagine how much data would be saved if people just ignored retards after three posts.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I really hate to say it but that's probably more because you paid more attention during a game of Civ than you did in school.

I appreciate the humor, but I can back @Meat Target up. Our history was literally just brainwashing. The extent of my WW2 education was: Japs did pearl harbor, HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST HOLOCAUST JEWS ARE VICTIMS JEWS ARE VICTIMS JEWS ARE VICTIMS, we nuked japan. That's not hyperbole to any extent, didn't talk about Japan beyond those two things, didn't even mention Italy, Europe, or Russia at all. Didn't mention anything about Germany aside from the Holocaust, not even how they got fucked over in WW1 because they didn't mention WW1 other than it happened. Glossed over the Cold War the same way.

To sum up, literally the entirety of my 20th century history from public schools was
-WW1 Happened
-Pearl Harbor/Nukes
-3 months (yes literally an entire 3 months, not joking) dedicated to JUST the horrors of the Holocaust and literally nothing else about WW2 Germany
-Cold War happened
-US is evil and oppressed women and blacks

I wasn't not paying attention either, I had high grades. Frankly no education would've been better than the indoctrination we got.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Let me guess, you're one of those that thinks you don't need to know anything beyond addition, subtraction, multiplication, and divison, and then wonder why your credit cards and mortgage never seem to get paid off.

Schools already supposedly teach compounding interest. So if mortgages aren't getting paid off, then schools must be failing. For on average 15k per year per student.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

You realize that knowing the solar system is heliocentric led to advances in time keeping and agriculture, right?

Once people relearn the swastika is based off the big dipper and not evil mustache man going on meth fueled racial meltdowns that's when we'll aim towards the stars again and achieve Mars terraforming.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Nobody's saying they'd nuke within the US, that's retarded. And yes, I know the Afghanistan war was a retarded revenge quest that's why I called it a retarded revenge quest you fucking inbred. You realize the US government has drones right? Like a lot of them? And bigger, better guns? And an assload of training and time?

Sure.

Just like we know drone ops are conducted at Creech Air Force Base. My is that a power transformer I see? Or perhaps it's a fiberoptic gateway that serves the base. Are those pipes marked "Natural Gas. Call before you dig!' serving the base? Perhaps that the water line.

This is just level one. We haven't gotten to targeting the pilots yet, the avionics contractors, or the parts factory worker for the drones.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Schools already supposedly teach compounding interest.

That must be new. I was never taught that between 1995-2008, it was my parents that beat finance into my head.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Another retarded strawman on home schooling. Once again, nothing useful is gained from knowing the solar system is heliocentric. At least it's real science and can be proven/disproven within a lifetime, not an article of faith. Also the people who do know about it can make cool things like maps and gps, and formerly it was used directly to navigate. Not like you need to know it, or that knowing it would make the third world shitholes better.

The general populace needs to know how to read, how to write, and basic arithmetic. Anything further should be pursued on your own dime. Get apprenticeships going again or something. Public schools were designed to make good little factory drones and nothing more. They've become partisan indoctrination centers as well over time.

So let's all devolve our understanding of the world back to the fucking stone age so you can feel safe and secure in the knowledge that your kids are throwing rocks at each other instead of maybe hearing that two men kiss sometimes.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

I figured he was some kind of shitty attempt at a troll, he seems to enjoy posting consistently wrong things and reading people's replies to them. Then resorting to name calling when it just isn't working out.

Nah, he's one of our resident DNC chat bots. Guns bad, get the jab, wear the mask, live in the pod, reeeee evil redneck rethuglicans, etc etc. If you just skim his posts and insert something you'd expect to hear from a fat septum-pierced Portland lesbian stereotype in the appropriate adlib blanks, you'll get more or less the full experience.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

So you completely ignored all the people who insulted me and completely ignored my arguments because you don't like them. Could you be a more card carrying A and N member? Jesus Christ, you are a thick brick wall. I bet you think people who think the Constitution is a "living document" are the devil and that liberal justices explaining their ideas of law are the Pharisees? Get bent, moron. Patiently explained, oh god that makes me chuckle.

Let's see your theory of the United States Constitution, with references.

Everyone insults you because

1. You insult them first
2. You insult religious beliefs they may or may not have, but they respect them because our laws protect everyone's religious beliefs
3. You assume facts about them that are based on nothing other than your imagination

You, and people like you, are the reason California is perpetually on fire, figuratively and literately. I'd tell you to go to hell but you're already there.

Nigger.

 

[Puff]

You realize that knowing the solar system is heliocentric led to advances in time keeping and agriculture, right?

Education is what led to the West becoming a powerhouse.

Let me guess, you're one of those that thinks you don't need to know anything beyond addition, subtraction, multiplication, and divison, and then wonder why your credit cards and mortgage never seem to get paid off.

"I'm never gonna use algebra... HURRRRRRRR...."
"Um, I'm not sure if this carpet is going to fit in my frontroom and I'm not sure how I can check."

Read the rest of the post. I just think it's not particularly useful for most people. It's highly useful if you're trying to determine your position on the planet or keep time. The sub-100 iq average man doesn't need anything past maybe algeebra. Everything else can be picked up by doing .
I'm a mechanical engineer with a master's degree. I'm aware that it's useful for some to know this shit.
RE: the credit card example. Retards are never going to understand compound interest. There's no use in trying
RE: the floor example, that's basic arithmetic and is covered.

Literacy for all and higher education for the intelligent is why the west became a powerhouse. I tend to think the link between education and prosperity is backwards. Rich nations waste money educating the hopeless.
Further, handing your kids to the fucking government for education is retarded.

So let's all devolve our understanding of the world back to the fucking stone age so you can feel safe and secure in the knowledge that your kids are throwing rocks at each other instead of maybe hearing that two men kiss sometimes.

Read the whole post, nigger.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

So you completely ignored all the people who insulted me and completely ignored my arguments because you don't like them. Could you be a more card carrying A and N member? Jesus Christ, you are a thick brick wall. I bet you think people who think the Constitution is a "living document" are the devil and that liberal justices explaining their ideas of law are the Pharisees? Get bent. Patiently explained, oh god that makes me chuckle.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

I have met numerous homeschooled kids IRL. Not only are they normal, they were taking college classes at 16.

Being educated by your parents, who should love you more than life itself, will make you more well-adjusted than being thrown into the public school thunderdome where your peers pressure you and treat you like shit, and the teachers look the other way (when they aren't making you stay after to Affirm Your Gender).

The public school system is making dysfunctional basket cases.

Once again, parents don't know shit about history, which is kind of important for the political situation in the country. They don't know how to teach math or the sciences or anything important. And beyond that the point of school is to hear thoughts different from those of your parents, and to make friends and generally learn how to socialize with people who aren't related to you.