Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Mariposa Electrique]

This is Dan, the Gunt Slayer
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Imagine how badly Ralph shit his pants as he was getting mogged by this absolute unit

He's hawt.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

If they raise the age of consent, he’ll lose his love for “such a beautiful country”

Its either Portugal or Thailand.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Why the this fat ass keep going to Portugal? Portugals not famous for ing.

If i was a fat tourist I'd go to Thailand. Ralph is just such a white nig

Limey's don't fuck around if you accost them. Saw this many times living in the UK. Dumb American Serviceman gets too big for their britches, runs mouth, gets punched out (often times by multiple people). Never personally had this problem, but a guy I was stationed with got his ass kicked probably 10 times in the course of a year for being a dumb fuck talking shit to the Eternal Anglo.

Too bad they can't get that wild over Muslims raping little girls.

 

[MG-34]

At this point can KF just fund Ralph's international hijinks? Would he accept a ticket to the Phillipines, South Africa or Thailand on the condition he always has a camera watching him?

 

[MeltyTW]

so ralph starts the fight, calls for the cops when they lay his fat ass out then lies on twitter about nonsense about brass knuckles and cog and co going to jail

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is what winning looks like, Gunt Sisters

 

[keytar]

pls slap me if I uploaded this wrong

 

[Retink]

What could Pippa mean by this:

 

[Rei is shit]

As great as this is, why cant anyone have a tape measure on them when they meet Ralph?

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

If i was a fat tourist I'd go to Thailand. Ralph is just such a white nig

Except there is a strong possibility Ralph would try and fuck a teen ladyboy. And if word ever got out he fucked a ladyboy his "STRAIGHT HWITE MALE" image would be (more) shattered.
That and he'd end up dead since Thai pimps don't fuck around.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Unrelated to the gunt but I fuckin love mini coops. They look like they'd be fun as hell to drive. Couldn't ever buy one tho because i need to be able to haul a kayak and fishing stuff so i just admire from afar.

I'm also jealous a bit jealous. They look like super fun cars: small, cute and fun to drive. They are considered a luxury brand due to being under the BMW umbrella so I don't know how expensive are the repair costs. Not the most practical of cars, but definitely a fun weekend (or whatever) car.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Its either Portugal or Thailand.

He may actually be killed in Thailand, the amount of crispy pork belly they can harvest from his corpse, he’ll feed a family of 12 for a full year.

 

[Local Fed]

He really is the gunt who keeps on giving. Shine on, you crazy rage pig.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

As great as this is, why cant anyone have a tape measure on them when they meet Ralph?

Just need a yard stick for Gunt.

He may actually be killed in Thailand, the amount of crispy pork belly they can harvest from his corpse, he’ll feed a family of 12 for a full year.

His massive fucking gut would make enough cracklings for years.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Never seen someone get beaten in the street so bad they bleed and then charge the people who did it as they walk away from you
ragepig gonna ragepig

Well i guess it's not all that unbelievable now that Ralph got mugged, and chased the muggers into a beatdown.

 

[Randall Fragg]

People really need to stop treating Ralph as a human being at this point. He's something else now.

He’s the Guntermensch, more pig than man.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

With how quickly these AF guys and Ralph all call for the cops, they're absolutely all compromised and fed assets at this point.

 

[MG-34]

As great as this is, why cant anyone have a tape measure on them when they meet Ralph?

You mean like crocodile hunter? I would love to see an aussie dressed as Steve Irwin and hogtie him while getting his dimensions with a tape measure.

He may actually be killed in Thailand, the amount of crispy pork belly they can harvest from his corpse, he’ll feed a family of 12 for a full year.

At this point I can see him running into bad trouble in relatively safe counties like Japan or Korea. I can totally see the likes of the Nigerian enforcers of Roppongi or the Russian mob at Busan breaking his hands for getting too annoying.

 

[Butter]

>don't wanna go to the hospital they are making me lol
>left hospital it was taking too long lol

That's not how that works. That's not how that works at all.

 

[DumbDude42]

Or, it's a PTSD response and he freezes and/or dissociates. You never really know how much Ronnie slapped kid Gunt around, after all.

freezing in the face of danger isn't (necessarily) from ptsd, it's one of the three default responses to a threat situation. people know the "fight or flight" reaction, but really it's "fight, flight or freeze"
and i think most people who are untrained and unexperienced with violent threat situations will instinctively default to the 'freeze' reaction, much more than fight or flight.