Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Product Intervention]

If they had weapons on them there would definitely be an escalation in charges.

Do we know if there are any charges to be filed against anyone?

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

POV: You are on a dark alley at Lisbon offering Makers Mark to underage girls before your head becomes an inflated balloon.

 

[Gondola Enjoyer]

 

[3MMA]

I can't tell because his face is so bloated anyways, but is that a haematoma above his eye?

Looks like it. Gunt was going on & on about how the chav punched his temple, “coulda killed me!”

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Even the rabbit is shitting on Ralph for this one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm almost surprised by how little ability the gunt has to defend himself. Most people can't fight, so I am not surprised that a land whale like the gunt isn't an amateur MMA fighter. However, for a man who pretty much talks shit from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep; a man who has been documented talking his way into several fights already, would be able to at least defend himself.

That guy showed the easiest way to fight Ralph. Just push him over. He's got a big ol gunt and little bird legs, his balance is fucked from the substance abuse and he doesn't hardly walk day to day. If you ever get attacked by Ralph just grab him and push him over. It's almost funnier if you don't punch him.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

Superchatter: If Ethan Ralph got arrested for assault overseas, could it affect his suspended sentence in Virginia?
Shyster Lawyer: *gives brief rundown*
Panel Lawyer: I'm 100% sure the prosecutor would try it. They typically write these things to be incredibly broad. It doesn't even require probable cause, just a police notification. So certainly a prosecutor is gonna interpret that to be broad enough to be a criminal act.

 

[Westfalia]

Why the fuck are the clothes Ralph wears so small on him? It all barely contains his fat and when he gets easily pushed over all of his fat explodes out of him. Is he buying smaller sized clothes to feel better about himself? Chantal does shit like that too.

It's now beyond womanly behavior, it's deathfat womanly behavior.

As a huskie bro (same wieght but fucking 6'2" rather than 5'1")
Wearing tight clothes as a regular sized human doesn't explode the fat out because there is none
I wear tight shit because the hoes love it compared to boxxxy and loose shit while I'm already bigger than the average twink faggot

Now the fact his shirt is unbuttoned is suspect as fuck, only children and fatasses who can't button the shirt do that
Use your imagination to decide. Remember He LoSt So MuCh WeIgHt!

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my fucking god Ethan, I fucking knew it, as soon as I heard you flew out to Portugal again, I knew you were going to get your ass beat again. You always deliver litt--... Big buddy. You are the gift that never stops giving.


2:10 in the front page linked vid, listen to him
He's trying to growl and say "yeah" as a threat while backing away like a scared puppy. It's so pathetic that it's almost poetic.

I’m not sure but I think he may actually be fixing to spit on them, probably blood. He has a track record for that.

 

[metroid_fetish]

My favorite soccer club is Guntchaser United.

 

[User names must be unique]

I'm almost surprised by how little ability the gunt has to defend himself. Most people can't fight, so I am not surprised that a land whale like the gunt isn't an amateur MMA fighter. However, for a man who pretty much talks shit from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep; a man who has been documented talking his way into several fights already, would be able to at least defend himself.

It's not just that he can't fight, he can barely move. Watching him reminds me of fighting in my dreams where nothing seems to connect properly, and everything's slowed like I'm fighting in molasses.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Even the rabbit is shitting on Ralph for this one.

 

[Garth]

Full face shot from his post double-pounder show:
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He was dancing around & accidentally turned his head to the camera.

A perfect representation of how he perceives life and attempts to control others perception of him. This is your brain terminally online. All he has to do is avoid exposing the fucked up side of his face and he won the fight. All the sunk cost fallacy suffering pay hogs who continue to give him money won't watch Cog's footage, so everyone gets the affirmation they need. The irony that he exposed the damage during his victory cope dance is expected, but still excellent.

 

[Least Concern]

Even the rabbit is shitting on Ralph for this one.

Screenshot for posterity:



She's discussing self-defense strategies.

 

[Youtube Celery]

This should be Ralph's life until he finally squeals his last squeal, being bludgeoned in the street for being fake tough guy shit sniffer.

Ethan Ralph looked disgusting with his gunt out in Lisbon, very disrespectful.

 

[Dona Morte]

Why is his face so red?
Has he been tanning?

 

[TitchBitties]

I've been thinking a bit lately that Ralph is very much the same kind of person as Artie Lange, except Artie was intentionally funny

 

[smellybutthole]

I would feel sorry for Ethan, cog and his friend seem have gone out there with the intention to fuck with him, but isn't this exactly what he asked for? Messing with people IRL over internet beef is based right?

I don't see this ending well though. I predict Ethan will decide he needs a knife or gun to protect himself when he gets back home and this ends up with someone dead. Probably Ethan from falling over onto his own weapon.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Why is his face so red?

Clearly he got stung in the face multiple times by the limey wasp

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

The Yabbit is giving the Gunt a self-defense course.