Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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It's absolutely amazing how Ralph doesn't have the instinct to cover his head and face when being beaten in the head. I truly believe he's had more concussions than a football player. You only get 3 of those and your football career is over. He's had to of had at least 6 concussions. I think that his brain has been smashed into his skull so many times, and that's the reason why he acts as he does
 
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I know trolling plans are gay, but I was thinking it would be funny if the footage was passed around and at least some publication picked up as either "Extremist Alt Right AF member gets punched in Lisbon", or "Asian-American grandma gets gravely injured by a white man during trip to Europe".
 
So we found out that Nick Fuentes is supremely thirsty for girldick attached to what would be a soft 3 if they were female the same day that Ralph got a reminder that Portugal is a gunt-free zone courtesy of Cog and his switch. All the day needed was Baked to get arrested for trying to solicit sex from a minor by offering meth and it would've truly ended up in the record books.
 
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A Log In D Tractor said:
Ralph on his stream a moment ago:

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"I didn't back down at all, I didn't run from them, I didn't fucking go hide..." - so whatever he did wasn't self defense as he clearly had no fear for his life or personal safety.
This is then immediately followed by him saying "come kill me bitch", strong words for someone whose gravitationa-log field is so powerful people will go to another country for the express purpose of fucking with him.

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Fatties delusional. He was a decrepit old man.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
lol I kinda feel sorry for Ethan . He didn’t deserve to be assaulted. But holy shit is this funny.
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ralph deserves to be constantly assaulted whenever he tries to fuck kids in portugal. his legal punishment next red light violation should be to have a camera strapped to his head and have him survive in portugal for a few days.
 
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Uber driver reviewer said:
lol I kinda feel sorry for Ethan . He didn’t deserve to be assaulted. But holy shit is this funny.
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He forgot the cardinal rule of life: "Talk Shit, Get Hit". The fact that he forgot after nearly losing an eye the last time he opened his bottomless abyss of a trash compactor only makes this both rather karmic and hilarious.
 
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