Infected Pixiv Horrors - なにこれ怖い

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Oh, that artist. Yeah, this is something I've wanted to write a post about for a long time, so here goes. This is sort of thrown together and most of the details are my memories from years ago when yukkuri shiteitte ne was entering Western Internet communities.

Yukkuri shiteitte ne (ゆっくりしていってね!!!) is a Japanese meme about some misshapen ASCII art on 2ch of Marisa Kirisame and Reimu Hakurei from Touhou saying "Yukkuri shiteitte ne", literally "do it slowly" but more accurately (and commonly) translated as "take it easy".
yukkuri0.jpeg I don't think that this is exactly the original ASCII art, but it's a slightly improved recreation. Notice the lack of chin and nose and very widely spaced eyes.
yukkuriA0.png This is a non-ASCII recreation of the ASCII art.
The heads became known as "yukkuri" and the meme became incredibly widespread. Unlike the yukkuri themselves, the meme really had legs!
Yukkuri pictures were being made with original characters, both Touhou and non-Touhou.
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Let's call this variety of the meme Yukkuri Prime. Yukkuri Prime typically consist of a) 2 bodiless yukkuris (yes, this is a trait that is worth mentioning) b) floating in a white void c) looking directly at the viewer d) with a spiky dialogue box saying, "Take it easy!!!" above them. There may be some variations on these properties, but they'll usually have 2-3 of these traits. Not terribly degenerate or even interesting at this point.

Yukkuri continued to spread and also mutate. Soon they weren't just sitting in a white void yelling "Take it easy" at the viewer, they began moving around and talking, but they tended to retain the exact same, unchanging face and didn't say anything other than "Take it easy". Cartoony Yukkuri. Basically an extension of the super deformed trend in anime from a decade ago.
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There were also artists who didn't want to make yukkuri the focus of their pics, but they would put them in the background, just as a sort of joke or signature.

And then it started to go wrong
Some people started to make the yukkuri a little more realistic. They no longer float in a featureless void, they generally follow the laws of physics, they are capable of more than 4 facial expressions, and may even speak.
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Not too degenerate yet. They are generally drawn to be cute, or they might be portrayed as the pets of their corresponding Touhou characters (or even as the pets of other Touhou characters). Sometimes they can be a bit saccharine, but still not a big deal.
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So far all these pics from pixiv have been relatively recent, within the last month, but one of the granddaddies of the whole semi-realistic yukkuri was a guy named makako.
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He didn't mean to, but he unintentionally helped create a totally degenerate yukkuri fanbase. He wasn't solely responsible, but he probably had the single most influence on this. His comics helped create a much more detailed and internally consistent yukkuri canon. Yukkuri are now sentient buns, can have bodies, live in the wild, and speak in babytalk.

This yukkuri canon resulted in yukkuri families, yukkuri babies, and yukkuri death.
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That last category became a whole fucking community and, frankly, could probably sustain a community watch on its own. I actually tried to look for a less extreme picture of yukkuri death, but there is so much over-the-top pseudo-gore in that community that I just couldn't find one. But I didn't just bring this up because of the yukkuri gore. You see that little line at the bottom of that soon-to-be-squished yukkuri and the one with the babies growing from its forehead? That's a vulva. They've started drawing vulvas on their yukkuri. They've been drawing anuses on them for a while, but the vulva thing is a new thing that's started really spreading in the yukkuri guro community.

And that brings me to my final category of yukkuri art. The fucking porn. When I first saw it I assumed it was a joke, but there's so goddamn much of it, and entire fucking user pages full of this stuff. They're usually (but not always) the same people making the yukkuri gore, including the guy who made that FUMO fucking pic.
Here's one where he fantasizes about about eating semen from a muscular, bodied-yukkuri with a penis
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Anyway, here's a gallery of some yukkuri porn
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yuporn1.jpegthey're both yukkuri. I touched on it before, but some yukkuri do have bodies. As you might expect they are over-represented in yukkuri porn

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yuporn5.jpeg That thing in the yukkuri's head is orange juice which is used to keep them from dying

yuporn6.jpeg The cat girl is, in fact, a yukkuri. You can tell by the gold badge on the hat. Like I said, there is a whole lot of background canon in this fucking bizarre community

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I'd also like to say, as someone who has seen way more than his share of guro and yukkuri art on pixiv, I have seen a guro artist do yukkuri maybe a dozen times, and almost never (possibly never) seen a real guro artist do yukkuri gore. The yukkuri gore community an absolutely insane and toxic community that even guro artists don't want to touch.
 
I can't quote the post for some reason but the fucking "take it easy" meme from the 2000s being turned into fucked up fluffies tier fetish porn in the eternal current year is fucking horrible and probably says something about society.
 
I can't quote the post for some reason but the fucking "take it easy" meme from the 2000s being turned into fucked up fluffies tier fetish porn in the eternal current year is fucking horrible and probably says something about society.
"current year" my brother in christ yukkuri abuse smut dates back at least a decade
 
"current year" my brother in christ yukkuri abuse smut dates back at least a decade
On the one hand, that's true. On the other hand, it's definitely become a lot more popular on pixiv in the last couple years. Also, the vulvas and buttholes are way more prevalent than they used to be, even non-abuse artists are drawing them nowadays.

Edit to avoid double-posting: This isn't strictly pixiv related, but it's the most degenerate thing that anyone's ever done with the yukkuri tag. Some YouTuber who is unaffiliated with Touhou or anything is trying to trademark the word "ゆっくり".

Hard to find details from a reliable English source, but here's a Twitter thread. Even ZUN, the creator of Touhou, seems to be concerned.
Screen Shot 2022-05-16 at 03.37.19.png (source) according to Google translate this says, "
I heard the story of the [yukkuri meme].
I will check with those who are familiar with the law."

And here's some pixiv commentary
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Now why would you call Me a pure Degeneracy? Nobody is always going to see professionally drawn pictures on the internet. There’s a time in life when we are going to see pictures that look like a child drew them. Nobody is perfect.

Oh yeah? I’m a pure degeneracy? What did I ever do to betray you in order for you to call Me a pure degeneracy? Huh?

I know my art sucked. I know I came up with unearthly ideas for drawings because I liked to draw really explicit hentai, but that doesn’t give anybody an excuse to hate on me like I beat them up and stole their money.

Or are you talking shit about me because even I had talents and you don’t?
I don’t mean to rub anything in on anyone but I just wanna know why you people on here always have to be so mean and miserable.


Who do you think you are, calling Me Batman? I’m not even a man! I’m a woman! The reason why I wrote that “Holy Wall of Text” is because of the fucking brainless retards on the internet that thought I was Kagamine Rin or Harley Quinn back in those old days when I use to post my art on the internet. Their IQs were so low that it was probably extremely publicly humiliating and their IQs were probably fucking like 35 or something. What the fuck did my “Holy Wall of Text” ever do to hurt anybody? and I am Not Batman!
Why the fuck did you remove your illustrations you cunt. you absolute shit

Go ahead. Ridicule me and call me names all you want. Talk shit about me all you want.
You don’t make me cry.
You people are just so weak. You like talking shit about people and ridiculing them because you people are so miserable that you probably got raped and lit on fire at 6 years old or something.
You people probably got raped, molested, lit on fire, kicked down the stairs, thrown across the room, locked in a closet, and etc when you were little kids.
Don’t be afraid to just admit that you people are just jealous that you lived the most miserable lives ever and you people were probably so miserable that you never had any time to discover what you are actually good at.
Your art skills are probably a lot worse than mine and don’t you dare take another person’s good art and claim to me that You drew it. I will just expose you for fibbing to me by reverse searching the image that you showed me.
You people think you’re so tough?
Oh yeah? I’m a retard? Is that all you got for me you fucking animal?
I know you have more to say.
I’m not afraid of you. I’m not afraid of any of you.
My art may have sucked back in those old days, but I’ve been practicing how to draw better than I did when I was 18 and I am currently using Clip Studio Paint to practice digital art and realistic shadings and I am not into piss and scat anymore. That is disgusting.
I don’t care what any of you have to say that is negative about my hobby.
I’m on here because I’m practicing how to become a tougher person than I was in the past.
I did not come on here just to get anybody to stop bullying me.
And you people saying mean stuff about non successful people tells me everything I need to know about how painfully miserable your lives were and how entirely talentless you actually are.

Has Christmas come early?
You tell me, Loser!

EDIT: After all the traumatic things you went through in your life as a kid (probably) tells me everything I need to know about the fact that you are probably Bipolar. Jesus Christ Seek Help! You are the one who should be seeking help, Not Me! You are one to talk!

Really? You people are not degenerates after all the brutal stuff you said on here?!
Grow the fuck up, Asshole!


I deleted everything like a “little bitch”
Because most of my art contained exposure of genitals which is prohibited on Pixiv
and I also deleted everything because I decided that it was too old to exist on the internet.
Call me a little bitch one more time and see what happens.

Edit: I’m a little bitch? Is That all you got?


Well, ok then.
You seem pretty thick skinned for how you reacted to what I replied to you.

But just because my art sucked back then, it doesn’t mean I’m a villain.

I am not saying that because I thought anybody said I was actually a villain, I am saying that just to make things clear that just because someone’s art may not be the best to look at, it doesn’t mean that anybody has any rights at all to ridicule and negatively criticize them for their lack of talent in what they like to do.

And also, I’m on here because I am quite miserable as well.
And I will ridicule something that I hate whenever I feel the most miserable.
I want to see your tiny little cock cut off with a knife and you rectum stapled and fucked until it bleeds and then have your intestines ripped out and your bones all broken. Then you should be crucified and burned and have your dead body fucked out of disrespect. The same goes for @RurkerHivemind
 
Well, I think I've found the most degenerate thing I've ever seen on pixiv. Dead bodies (archive). Now, that might not sound that bad compared to a lot of the other stuff we've seen, but these are actual, real dead bodies.

I'm not going to bother uploading most of the images here even though they will probably be removed soon since they probably violate even pixiv's terms of service. As degenerate as the pics are, they aren't that interesting, they're just crime scene photos of young, thin, dead Asian girls. Cause of death is unclear in any of them, but blood has started to pool. Four women total across 10 pics (4, 4, 1, and 1 pic each), no blood in any of these (except for the first woman who seems to have been having her period; I don't think that there was any rape in these since the first three women were wearing pants or underwear). The 11th photo is a closeup of some organ which I couldn't identify.
Here is pic #11 if someone wants to help identify it
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And this guy is looking for friends on QQ (A Chinese social media app), here's a QR code if you want to add him as a friend! In fact, adding friends on QQ seems to be his main goal since his name, 扫码加好友 literally translates (according to Google) to "Scan code to add friends".
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Aaaaand... it's gone
 
Well, I think I've found the most degenerate thing I've ever seen on pixiv. Dead bodies (archive). Now, that might not sound that bad compared to a lot of the other stuff we've seen, but these are actual, real dead bodies.

I'm not going to bother uploading most of the images here even though they will probably be removed soon since they probably violate even pixiv's terms of service. As degenerate as the pics are, they aren't that interesting, they're just crime scene photos of young, thin, dead Asian girls. Cause of death is unclear in any of them, but blood has started to pool. Four women total across 10 pics (4, 4, 1, and 1 pic each), no blood in any of these (except for the first woman who seems to have been having her period; I don't think that there was any rape in these since the first three women were wearing pants or underwear). The 11th photo is a closeup of some organ which I couldn't identify.
Here is pic #11 if someone wants to help identify it
And this guy is looking for friends on QQ (A Chinese social media app), here's a QR code if you want to add him as a friend! In fact, adding friends on QQ seems to be his main goal since his name, 扫码加好友 literally translates (according to Google) to "Scan code to add friends".
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Aaaaand... it's gone
That organ is most likely a lung. The two white "dots" on the top right are actually the ribs that have been cut with a power tool. And you can see on the right some ribs as well. And since it's in the ribcage and it's not a heart, then it's a lung.
 
I know of a Korean artist who happens to draw abstract art of boys engaging in self harm or even being mutilated. They are really well done but the idea of doing it all the time questions the philosophy of the artist.
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The artists earlier artworks before the abstract and self harm took place and have included girls.
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This is extremely tame gore here's some examples of actual horrors
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I don't think this thread should be all about gore though so here's some wtfs to go with it
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I also found some tags while going through pixiv なにこれこわい (wtf this is scary)
なにこれエロい (wtf this is hot)
Nothing of note in the tags themselves but I thought that it was interesting you can have a tag like these be popular
 
I also found some tags while going through pixiv なにこれこわい (wtf this is scary)
なにこれエロい (wtf this is hot)
Nothing of note in the tags themselves but I thought that it was interesting you can have a tag like these be popular
And now you know the origin of this thread's subtitle.
 
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