Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[ZeDarkKnight]

At this rate, if he dies they're gunna have to cremate him one piece at a time

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he reconnects like The Thing

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Trash Burgers, Maker's Mark, and a pill addiction.

Dude's gonna shit himself to death one of these days

 

[FinnSven]

Alcoholism.

The hundreds of thousands of documented autopsies of alcoholics just here in the United States showed a meaningful decrease in brain volume and density, this was even confirmed in living alcoholics via brain imaging and volumetric analysis.

This creates a kind of global impairment that impacts everything from the visuospatial to basic problem solving. What Ralph is actually experiencing is going to be significantly distorted and because memory function goes out the window when it comes to alcohol, his understanding of events is severely compromised.

This doesn’t just kick in when he is intoxicated, it persists when he is sober too and would require months of abstinence to regain what was lost.

That makes a lot of sense.

Slight PL.

I have worked as a bartender, and my ex wife had family members who were alcoholics.

The scrapes and situations which “regular customers” and the alcoholic relatives got into were generally recounted by them as them being an innocent victim or standing up to a violent menace.

Seems it makes it a lot easier to believe their own bullshit the more they drink.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Good morning everyone. It's a beautiful thursday morning on today, the 26th of May. Lisbon is gonna have another beautiful cloudfree day with up to 27 degrees Celsius, beautiful blue skies, golden sunshine. I also thought about the pig today and how much his face hurts right now. Maybe I will cast him as Alcoholic Nr. 2 in the fourth Twin Peaks season, who knows.

 

[Sperglord666]

Alcoholism.

The hundreds of thousands of documented autopsies of alcoholics just here in the United States showed a meaningful decrease in brain volume and density, this was even confirmed in living alcoholics via brain imaging and volumetric analysis.

This creates a kind of global impairment that impacts everything from the visuospatial to basic problem solving. What Ralph is actually experiencing is going to be significantly distorted and because memory function goes out the window when it comes to alcohol, his understanding of events is severely compromised.

This doesn’t just kick in when he is intoxicated, it persists when he is sober too and would require months of abstinence to regain what was lost.

I know after the pillstream he tried going to AA for a bit... but it seems like he fell off the
wagon so hard he just kind of gave up on conforming to any kind of social acceptability.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Dude's gonna shit himself to death one of these days

Nah, the reason why it looks like that is because part of his gut is attached to his skeleton to keep his organs from spilling out but the body has it's limits so...

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I’m obviously late to the party by now but the “I’m calling the cops” bit after getting his ass whooped might be the most pathetic part of all of this. I can’t believe this Ralph could be worse than he was already, but here we are.

 

[KatanaSenshi]

Probably the best moment for Ralph. At least he looked like he was trying to do something (even though he wasn't, like, at all). I hope he improves his gunt-jitsu game for his next Andy fight, or whatever street pig slaughter he's gonna get involved.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Something tells me Ralph won't be visiting Portugal again after this.

 

[Booby Jones]

Probably the best moment for Ralph. At least he looked like he was trying to do something (even though he wasn't, like, at all). I hope he improves his gunt-jitsu game for his next Andy fight, or whatever street pig slaughter he's gonna get involved.

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Imagine ralph trying to shrimp

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Those guys are so fat they make the sidewalks look tiny.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Those guys are so fat they make the sidewalks look tiny.

Tbf a lot of sidewalks in Mediterranean cities are quite small, they are not built for fat people.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Something tells me Ralph won't be visiting Portugal again after this.

Man has the anti-streak at Lisbonmania. First is was nearly getting turned into a cyclops by four random blokes who he was shit-talking in an alley, this time it was Cog and his personal cock holster bitching him out in broad daylight, next time it'll be three midgets and CRP teabagging him on live tv.

 

[Undercover Commissioner]

I do not think anyone has made this yet.

 

[LennyBards]

I love how in this
it's Ralph that innitiates the fight
at 6:45 after they're done beating him
he starts following them screaming "FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK YOU BITCH"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE3ZT6sTPi4

when he goes to fight him the faggot shrivels and gets as close to the wall as possible like a defense mechanism

At this point ralph actions and mouth are doing two separate things, mouth says "c'mon fight me" but body says "Ralph you're a fat cunt run this guy is gonna kill you"

At 7:21 Ralph is doing the real manly thing of "running away" while repeating "FUCK YOU BITCH" again and again

He does a weird sound with his mouth as if he is about to spit on GIGA CHUD

Gets the shit kicked out of him, has to be saved by women screaming
police sirens can be heard at the end while the rage pig squeals

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

AHEM

No. You should have thought of that before you chose the name.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How long until Gunt gets punted every time he visits another country? That'd be an interesting spin on the Mr. Worldwide title.

 

[YumeNoHero]

Gonna wait for that blockbuster movie Portugal 3rd: Gunting Impact after such bangers like Gunt vs. Portugal and Portugal 2: Electric Guntaloo.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Ralph has so much negative karma after fucking over literally everyone in his life including his mother that he loves to use as a defense mechanism that he practically invites this kind of shit. The dumbass lives his real life like he's a heel from the Attitude Era of WWF and is constantly surprised that he gets bodied like the jobber he is.

 

[Incorrect Password]

After getting his ass kicked methinks the Andy Warsky fight is not going to end in the gunt's favor.