Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Novalife]

ralph says hes gonna hire private investigators, find out where metokur truly lives and pull up on him because metokur "has been anonymous far too long"

 

[Zombie Dealership]

did you see how quickly ralph started bleeding out after he got hit?
a healthy human being doesn't draw blood that fast.
i imagine ralph is one of those obese people who's also simultaneously malnourished.

I think it's high blood pressure. I've seen one of my friends with hypertension accidentally cut his forehead on a job site and he bled like a faucet. Given Ralph's lifestyle and attitude if his blood vessels aren't about to explode if he sneezes they've got to be close.

 

[Keranu]

I’m not sure but I think he may actually be fixing to spit on them, probably blood. He has a track record for that.

Someone on Youtube pointed out that the Scotsman said Ralph wouldn't stop spitting on him. Before round 3 started you could hear Ralph hocking up spit like the defenseless bitch he is. He's an actual man child.

 

[Michael Janke]

I think it's high blood pressure. I've seen one of my friends with hypertension accidentally cut his forehead on a job site and he bled like a faucet. Given Ralph's lifestyle and attitude if his blood vessels aren't about to explode if he sneezes they've got to be close.

also his binge drinking and junk food eating probably isn't good for the durability of his skin and health of his blood. he probably takes cuts a lot easier than a normal person and they take longer to heal and scab up as well.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Both parties can be comprised of assholes. I don't like the gunt but that doesn't mean I have to like cog lol

Everyone's so bogged down in the nuance of "Was this right?" that they're forgetting "Did Ralph deserve this?"

Yes, yes he did. There is a consequence for the things you do, and the list of things Ethan Oliver Ralph has done outstrips his consequences. He should consider himself lucky.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

also his binge drinking and junk food eating probably isn't good for the durability of his skin and health of his blood. he probably takes cuts a lot easier than a normal person and they take longer to heal and scab up as well.

Quite likely. I had a period where I had that kind of lifestyle and the shit it did to my body took a couple years to rectify so I can only imagine how someone in a much worse state than I ever was would handle it. Never mind how his organs must struggle with being (charitably) 5'6" and (again, charitably) almost 300lbs.

 

[OldGuy]

Ralph has to be the least intimidating 250 pound man there is.. he's like a fat baby, he does not have the ability to hurt you or cause any damage, all he does push you like when babys fight each other...

 

[Keranu]

I think it's high blood pressure. I've seen one of my friends with hypertension accidentally cut his forehead on a job site and he bled like a faucet. Given Ralph's lifestyle and attitude if his blood vessels aren't about to explode if he sneezes they've got to be close.

I just did a quick search, high blood pressure is a symptom of Cushing's disease. Apparently a major syndrome caused by the excess cortisol in the blood.

Also did anyone catch on Ralph's stream that he said the hospital wanted to do a CT scan on Ralph but he declined? Ralph's afraid to find out his brain is corn mash. We also know Ralph loves to portray himself as having an iron chin.

 

[HonkyTonk]

Ralph got beaten so hard, he turned into Boris Yeltsin.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

I just did a quick search, high blood pressure is a symptom of Cushing's disease. Apparently a major syndrome caused by the excess cortisol in the blood.

Also did anyone catch on Ralph's stream that he said the hospital wanted to do a CT scan on Ralph but he declined? Ralph's afraid to find out his brain is corn mash. We also know Ralph loves to portray himself as having an iron chin.

This makes Ralph a triple-threat retard. Turns out that the older you get (and factoring in one’s health), hitting your head or taking blows to the head is bad news. TBI puts out people a lot more commonly than most would think, especially if undiagnosed/untreated. Ralph’s playing Russian roulette with his brain-pan.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

I just did a quick search, high blood pressure is a symptom of Cushing's disease. Apparently a major syndrome caused by the excess cortisol in the blood.

Also did anyone catch on Ralph's stream that he said the hospital wanted to do a CT scan on Ralph but he declined? Ralph's afraid to find out his brain is corn mash. We also know Ralph loves to portray himself as having an iron chin.

Given his spergery and emotional control issues I wouldn't be shocked if he has a serious neurological disorder that's compounded by his rampant alcoholism and his pill addiction. He's practically a walking billboard of how not to take care of yourself.

This makes Ralph a triple-threat retard. Turns out that the older you get (and factoring in one’s health), hitting your head or taking blows to the head is bad news. TBI puts out people a lot more commonly than most would think, especially if undiagnosed/untreated. Ralph’s playing Russian roulette with his brain-pan.

I'm still shocked that he walked away from the previous Portugal beating without a TBI episode given the severity of the head wound. He lucked out but has been taking shots since.

 

[Moss Monster]

Ralph may actually be the single greatest lolcow of all time and he's done all of it to himself.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Ethan Oliver Ralph is a rapist who can't leave his safe space continent without getting literally pummeled to the ground.

We might be officially surpassing Chris.

 

[EyeGuy]

Everyone's so bogged down in the nuance of "Was this right?" that they're forgetting "Did Ralph deserve this?"

Yes, yes he did. There is a consequence for the things you do, and the list of things Ethan Oliver Ralph has done outstrips his consequences. He should consider himself lucky.

"Ironic" pedo/furry/zoo DJ Axel decided that the new contrarian thing is guntguarding, so he did an hour and a half stream last night shitting on Cog and his "creepy stalking" and "undeserved assault" of Ralph. I can't say who's in the right legally and sure, aylawging Ralph is a bandwagon now, but Ralph absolutely had this coming. In my mind, no amount of beatings will ever make up for what he did to Faith. All Dan the King did was something Vickers should have done a long time ago if he were a real man.

 

[Bernie Gores]

ARREST HIM!

 

[David Spadem]

Stuck in isolation so I decided to dust off Premiere Pro and throw this together.

EDIT: Damn Age Restrictions, Gunt blood must have triggered it. File version:

 

[Bernie Gores]

How much you lot wanna bet that Ralph try's to have cog extradited.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Given his spergery and emotional control issues I wouldn't be shocked if he has a serious neurological disorder that's compounded by his rampant alcoholism and his pill addiction. He's practically a walking billboard of how not to take care of yourself.

I'm still shocked that he walked away from the previous Portugal beating without a TBI episode given the severity of the head wound. He lucked out but has been taking shots since.

Meigh may want to read into what happened to a certain Chris Benoit and get out of that household asap. That dude was losing his mind and I think Ralph is exhibiting a lot of the same signs, especially his sense of paranoia.

 

[Deus Ex Macarena]

Does this guy wear shirts two sizes too small on purpose? Holy shit it's like he wants people to see his gunt!

We're probably not gonna get Warski vs Ralph but seeing him get his ass handed to him live is the next best thing. The only five stars he's seeing are orbiting his fat head.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ralph got beaten so hard, he turned into Boris Yeltsin.

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Appropriate. They're both well-known alcoholics.