Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Zombie Dealership]

Meigh may want to read into what happened to a certain Chris Benoit and get out of that household asap. That dude was losing his mind and I think Ralph is exhibiting a lot of the same signs, especially his sense of paranoia.

He does have that half-assed faux religious right angle going on... If he starts trying to rewrite the bible I'd call the cops in her position. At least we know that he won't be found hanging near gym equipment.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

I was up to around page 100 when I got to thinking. Isn't Ralph on some kind of probation? How in the fuck did he get a PO to OK him going out of the country? Maybe I'm retarded but I thought one of his recent lawscapades got him a probation.

 

[Michael Janke]

If he starts trying to rewrite the bible

as if ralph spends any significant time reading or writing. if it's not a twitter post.
we've seen his writing on his website, it's half assed, no way he'd try to rewrite the bible as it requires somewhat reading through the actual real bible.

How in the fuck did he get a PO to OK him going out of the country? Maybe I'm retarded but I thought one of his recent lawscapades got him a probation.

he's not on probation, he got a supsended sentence for a year, which means don't get legally charged with anything and he wont go to prison for the next year.

 

[Spez]

Seen alot of people claim that having cog go to portugal just to beat up ralph was pretty cringe until you remember ralph literally squares up to and offers out everyone he fights with online so it wouldn't have taken long for it to happen

 

[BridgeTroll]

Welcome back to Europe Ralph!

 

[Zombie Dealership]

as if ralph spends any significant time reading or writing. if it's not a twitter post.
we've seen his writing on his website, it's half assed, no way he'd try to rewrite the bible as it requires somewhat reading through the actual real bible.


he's not on probation, he got a supsended sentence for a year, which means don't get legally charged with anything and he wont go to prison for the next year.

"And in the beginnin' there was THE RALPHAMALE and his ultimate enemies: CANCERMAN, SHYSTER LAWYER, AND JOSHUA CONNOR MOON!!"

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[verissimus]

How much you lot wanna bet that Ralph try's to have cog extradited.

From where to where?

 

[Clint's Burden]

"Ironic" pedo/furry/zoo DJ Axel decided that the new contrarian thing is guntguarding, so he did an hour and a half stream last night shitting on Cog and his "creepy stalking" and "undeserved assault" of Ralph. I can't say who's in the right legally and sure, aylawging Ralph is a bandwagon now, but Ralph absolutely had this coming. In my mind, no amount of beatings will ever make up for what he did to Faith. All Dan the King did was something Vickers should have done a long time ago if he were a real man.

Ethan is a nail that sticks out, and he routinely askes "Who gon' hammer me? Huh? Best in the sector! Ain't nobody gunna hammer me! Try hammering me, bitch!"

You got hammered, Ralph. Stop asking for the hammer.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

The distances involved are more like travelling to a different state in the US.

England distance from Portugal is comparable to the distance between Virginia and Minnesota (think England and Portugal might be closer even). Everyone is a retard here, but Ralph is going to travel further in the US to start shit when he gets home than Cog did yesterday.

I wonder if Ralph is still entertaining the notion of flying in RandBot to fight him. That’s be pretty embarrassing, even for Ralph, to take a 0-4 from a guy he paid to fight.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

Ethan is a nail that sticks out, and he routinely askes "Who gon' hammer me? Huh? Best in the sector! Ain't nobody gunna hammer me! Try hammering me, bitch!"

You got hammered, Ralph. Stop asking for the hammer.

I would say to not kink shame but I don't support snuff films so I must agree.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I would say to not kink shame but I don't support snuff films so I must agree.

He doesn't like getting whacked, he likes huffing anuses.

I don't know why asshole-related sexual stuff is so common with lolcows. For the life of me, I cannot understand why another human being would associate shit, farts or bare assholes with "I enjoy this."

 

[3322]

I can't believe that Nick Fuentes is guntguarding so hard that he watched trannyporn just to take the heat off Ralph getting beat up again.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

He doesn't like getting whacked, he likes huffing anuses.

I don't know why asshole-related sexual stuff is so common with lolcows. For the life of me, I cannot understand why another human being would associate shit, farts or bare assholes with "I enjoy this."

Some people like feet, some like armpits, Ralph likes the smell of an unwashed ass that he has just thumbed. Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if actually has coprophilia.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Ralph's is bigger then the actual great book at this point. Thicker and more poorly bound.
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Warboss Gunt’s poorly planned 2nd invasion of Karak Retard failed spectacularly, despite this the onlooking goblins of the Kiwi horde called it a “zoggin gud toim”.

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

Warboss Gunt’s poorly planned 2nd invasion of Karak Retard failed spectacularly, despite this the onlooking goblins of the Kiwi horde called it a “zoggin gud toim”.

If Ralph would be anything in the Warhammer universe he would be an Ogre
>IQ lower than most of sentient beings
>Carries a mighty gunt
>Insatiable hunger for both food and drinks, would literally eat anything(like trash burgers)
>Weird religious obsession with gaping holes

 

[AltisticRight]

His shirt looks like an oversized bra wtf is this.


He's wearing diapers? Look at those compression socks.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

While I do think it was retarded for Cog and his buddy to follow Ralph to Portugal (Especially so if the intent was an altercation), I don't feel the slightest shred of sympathy for Ralph at all. The man is allergic to the very concept of civility, he's such a mean-spirited spiteful cunt that he takes pride in it. He fucking brags that when they go low, he'll go lower. He's a repulsive piece of shit who legitimately deserves all the enmity he's got. If he could ever possibly have a moment of clarity and self-reflection, I might feel bad, but he won't. He'll lie to himself and his audience and continue the exact same pattern of behaviour that got him beaten to the floor in the first place.

 

[Golden Boy]

I remember all the speculation about the gunt when it first made its shy debut at knoxville. Now we're spoiled with the absolute nectar of gunt media. The physics of it is really amazing, otherworldly even. At some points its balloons up around his waist, at other times it hangs low like fatty cottage cheese granny tits. When his arms are stretched out it puffs up becomes some sort of defensive bifurcated cushion. However when ralph is at resting, his symbiote is the traditional resting gunt butt we all know. I'm convinced if this was 150 years ago he'd become part of a circus freak show. Like the alcoholic gimp in Nightmare Alley.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

If Ralph would be anything in the Warhammer universe he would be an Ogre
>IQ lower than most of sentient beings
>Carries a mighty gunt
>Insatiable hunger for both food and drinks, would literally eat anything(like trash burgers)
>Weird religious obsession with gaping holes

Nah, ogres actually have a winning record. Maybe a chaos troll who thinks he’s an ork warboss because of all the chaos mutations. He thinks he’s a victorious warboss that has a massive horde when he’s just a fat chaos troll that a bunch of gobling follow around because he’s funny. Plus ogres are tall, Ralph isn’t.