Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Expendable Zaku]

I remember all the speculation about the gunt when it first made its shy debut at knoxville. Now we're spoiled with the absolute nectar of gunt media. The physics of it is really amazing, otherworldly even. At some points its balloons up around his waist, at other times it hangs low like fatty cottage cheese granny tits. When his arms are stretched out it puffs up becomes some sort of defensive bifurcated cushion. However when ralph is at resting, his symbiote is the traditional resting gunt butt we all know. I'm convinced if this was 150 years ago he'd become part of a circus freak show. Like the alcoholic gimp in Nightmare Alley.

Somehow, his man-tits also have man-tits. It is truly terrifying what the human body will do to itself in the absence of proper health, fitness, and hygiene.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Nah, ogres actually have a winning record. Maybe a chaos troll who thinks he’s an ork warboss because of all the chaos mutations. He thinks he’s a victorious warboss that has a massive horde when he’s just a fat chaos troll that a bunch of gobling follow around because he’s funny. Plus ogres are tall, Ralph isn’t.

More like a squig.

 

[ᴁxlu$ive]

If he keeps up with this behaviour people will make it their hobby to fuck with thim in real life.

I don't think people would need to make their hobby to fuck with him when he already fucking his own life up. His like a real life living meme, everyone don't even have to do anything and he will just fuck it up by himself.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Somehow, his man-tits also have man-tits. It is truly terrifying what the human body will do to itself in the absence of proper health, fitness, and hygiene.

Aren't cows supposed to have 4 tits?

Google says pigs are supposed to have 12-14.

 

[NaggotFigger]

While I do think it was retarded for Cog and his buddy to follow Ralph to Portugal (Especially so if the intent was an altercation), I don't feel the slightest shred of sympathy for Ralph at all. The man is allergic to the very concept of civility, he's such a mean-spirited spiteful cunt that he takes pride in it. He fucking brags that when they go low, he'll go lower. He's a repulsive piece of shit who legitimately deserves all the enmity he's got. If he could ever possibly have a moment of clarity and self-reflection, I might feel bad, but he won't. He'll lie to himself and his audience and continue the exact same pattern of behaviour that got him beaten to the floor in the first place.

That's why Gunt always shines. He wasn't meant to be feel pity and bad at. Almost everything he did is always retarded, crazy and laughable to all people. He was meant to be a huge pig laughstock to many. He just never changes, always fuck his lifestyle in a stupidly laughable way so others can poke fun at him.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

More like a squig.

Null: “Watch me make this purple fat fuck beat his head against a wall with just one word!”

 

[The Wokest]

Ralph's next destination?
Any guesses?

Where in the world was the compass pointing?

 

[NetVet]

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His shirt looks like an oversized bra wtf is this.

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He's wearing diapers? Look at those compression socks.

These pics, that whole segment, punished Pig forced to SIT DOWN on a Portugese Pavement, that was so surreal. What's that old cartoon, fat clumsy bird with a GUT protruding, wearing diapers and all that, it's exactly how Ralph looks here. Winner shit.

Imagine getting mogged and humiliated like that, a 40 year old man put down in public, on live stream, in broad daylight, forced to sit on the cold floor like a bitch, bloody, with his disgusting pig split gunt wobbling around him like jello, to see that he had the audacity to do the 2Pac middle finger rapper "wassup bitch!" move, that shit is absolutely insane. I guess that's what rap music does to a human brain.

They can't see me sweat mayne I gosta look good, shiiiiet I gosta look good mayne how's my edge up lookin bruh ayo don't step on my triple white air forces while you're stomping me mayne you scuffed them mayne shiiiiet I ain't phased bitch I'll buy me a new pair bitch, oh you knocked my teeth out? Shiiiiet mayne I thought about puttin in grillz anyway mayne.

Straight up demonic.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Ralph's next destination?
Any guesses?
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Where in the world was the compass pointing?

>Ralphamale says he's going to camp outside Jim's house
>Minnesota is one of the largest producers of sweet corn in the US
>Pigs are their top-producing livestock

 

[Barbarus]

If Ralph would be anything in the Warhammer universe he would be an Ogre
>IQ lower than most of sentient beings
>Carries a mighty gunt
>Insatiable hunger for both food and drinks, would literally eat anything(like trash burgers)
>Weird religious obsession with gaping holes

My dude, warhammer specifically has the thing for this. Those that have tried their best and failed in the eyes of those who matter and been found a failure. So much so that they are turned into something so horrific that no one wants anything to do with them other than use them as a bludgeon and know they are beyond hope.

Chaos Spawn. Read the lore and tell me I am wrong (replace the gods with audience)

 

[Near]

His transformation into Ethan Klein is almost complete. It's uncanny. They are both 36-year old and very angry individuals. I've yet to meet a single Ethan who isn't a piece of dog shit

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Seen alot of people claim that having cog go to portugal just to beat up ralph was pretty cringe until you remember ralph literally squares up to and offers out everyone he fights with online so it wouldn't have taken long for it to happen

And then has a huge fucking tizzy when Jesse or someone else throw diapers at his doorstep. "What did you expect to happen?" Is that your car out front? You see what happens, Larry?

 

[A Logging Company]

Drunk, loud Brits getting into fights is Portugal's tourism industry.

 

[Aramis]

Fightin' round the world!

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

How many quarter pounders with cheese from Lisbon will be consumed on this new and exciting excursion?

 

[Yuri Normus]

And then has a huge fucking tizzy when Jesse or someone else throw diapers at his doorstep. "What did you expect to happen?" Is that your car out front? You see what happens, Larry?

Do you see? Do you see what happens? Do you see what happens Larry? Do you see what happens Larry, when you thumb a stranger in the ass!?

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

Edit: I left out or underplayed an important part. Ralph is incredibly prideful and will not allow his pride to be damaged without a response that is greater in proportion. Ralph MUST always "win" - and what at this point could possibly constitute a win for him?

 

[Registration]

Did ralph at least ate pastel de belém? Imagine going there and not eating it, just eating usual american trash food

 

[MagnaP]

I think this incident will prove to be a major inflection point for Ralph. People may think I'm being histrionic but I've thought about this for several hours before posting. I think Ralph is close to becoming homicidal. As in, I would not be surprised if he's been sitting in his Portuguese hotel planning a murder.

I base this on several facts:
-He has been openly and viscerally humiliated in a way beyond any of his prior humiliations. Remember how the original gunt photo affected him. Think about the images from the fight and how those will follow him. His manhood was diminished. His embarrassing body was exposed. His ill-advised attempt at a machismo victory with his return trip was turned on its head perhaps in the worst possible way.
-He has thrown away $50,000 purely out of pride and spite - meanwhile he's almost certainly been burning through savings for some time now. He might even be taking on debt. You better believe that $1,100 child support has been weighing on his mind. He knows it's only a matter of time before he's paying Pantsu $1,100/month as well. Think about the house he lives in and his spending habits. If it were humanly possible for him to live in a nicer home to own the A-logs, he would. But he cannot. Ralph's finances are causing him enormous stress. The Warski fight had the potential to make all of Ralph's exploits pay off financially. And he threw it all away. He hates himself for it and he hates the people he blames for his situation (Jim, Warski, A-logs in general).
-He has no support system. No one to pull him back from the brink of despair and tell him it will be alright. No one to cool his anger and help him cope in a healthy way. Tranny loving Fuentes has his own problems and isn't a real friend anyway. No parents. His wife is a bizarre clout chaser. The list of people he feels have abandoned or betrayed him grows by the day.
-He is full of rage and the state is more or less permanent. Self explanatory.

Ask yourself, who murders people? People like Ralph do. Desperate, out-of-control, hopeless, rage-filled people with no impulse control who delight in being a villain. Ralph fits every criteria, even before you take his ritual public humiliation into account.

Who would he try to kill? I don't know. Cog's friend would probably be his first choice, but England might be tough for him to swing due to gun laws. However, if the doxes are out there (I don't know), I wouldn't be surprised to see Ralph go after Cog or his friend regardless. Maybe he'd try to come at them with a samurai sword.

Another possibility is, of course, Jim. Ralph has promised he's going to Minnesota. Will he show up and impotently live stream himself squealing like he did to Elijah Shaffer? I don't think so. Even though he didn't admit it, I think he was deeply embarrassed by how that unfolded. I wouldn't at all be surprised if he showed up armed. I think Jim is smart enough to not answer the door, but Ralph may try to ambush him or Jade coming to and from the house. I hope Jim will take precautions. PPP and Warski have talked about going down to Minnesota to confront Ralph and I think that would be highly unwise. Don't sink to the level of a ragepig.

I'm sure I'll get some puzzle pieces for this, but I've known victims of murder-suicide and have studied massive amounts of true crime, and this scenario just sets off all the alarms for me. After Portugal 2, I don't think Ralph will be content to sperg out online - and I don't think he wants to show up for an ambush without some kind of "gotcha" to avoid a Blaze redux (or get beat up again). I think Ralph is likely to try and murder someone eventually, the only question is whether he's reached that point. I hope I'm wrong!

If he comes to Minnesota then I will definitely get some footage of him and an autographed Shrek dvd.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

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