Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[fuck whales]

He's too poor to pursue anything back home, let alone in a foreign country. Message received loud and clear, Ethan - people can press you IRL and get away with it.

Flamenco said last night apparently some ip2 people are flying in to Portugal to fuck with him, could be the funniest 2 weeks the internet has ever seen

 

[smellybutthole]

And no, were not States, if you rang the UK police and said "I'm a fat faggot who started a fight but someone else finished it" they'd just go "what's that got to do with us, it was in Portugal"

Ralph would probably have more luck if he put guntess/guntqueen pronouns on his twitter and called the cops claiming that cog misgendered him.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Flamenco said last night apparently some ip2 people are flying in to Portugal to fuck with him, could be the funniest 2 weeks the internet has ever seen

IP2 Portugal: Alice's Revenge.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Creating a market for beating up fat, alcoholic retards is certainly an interesting, if speculative, venture.

Then again… this has happened twice to one individual in less than six months time. Could this be expanded upon?

I can set up the Bong arm. Just need investors. Televise it via Kiwi TV. Make it an interactive hunt with a special chat and the farms being involved. Rehabilitate Joshes image and bring the money. Only have willing retards, there's quite a lot of those.

 

[Spez]

I hope IP2 fags go to Portugal so ralph finally understands that the internet doesn't like him and gets their kicks out of watching him get his ass beat repeatedly.

 

[Stasi]

Have we had any update from Ralph yet or is he hiding in his hotel room waiting for Cog to fly back to the UK before he ventures back out on the streets of Portugal?

 

[Expendable Zaku]

I can set up the Bong arm. Just need investors. Televise it via Kiwi TV. Make it an interactive hunt with a special chat and the farms being involved. Rehabilitate Joshes image and bring the money. Only have willing retards, there's quite a lot of those.

And donate part of the proceedings to charity for orphaned and single-parent raised kids? Broke Dick Farms becomes the hero, yet again.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

there is some kino fucking memes in this thread

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Cog needs to be charged with releasing revenge porn.
This is some hardcore ABDL masochist fetish shit where the big bratty baby gets punished.

That sounds oddly graphic and specific. Something you may have seen somewhere?

 

[RollerGator]

Flamenco said last night apparently some ip2 people are flying in to Portugal to fuck with him, could be the funniest 2 weeks the internet has ever seen

It's going to be like that scene in the movie Airplane (1980) where there's just a line of people waiting to slap the woman.

 

[Squirrelcop]

So, let me get this straight: Ralph somehow catches wind of Warskis sister living in Portugal. He flies to Portugal in order to stalk her, gets the absolute shit beaten out of him, goes back to US with no new infos. Ropes himself into fighting Warski irl. Goes back to Portugal because being a parent is work plus he still has stalking to do. Goes to Lisbon and is being a very typical American there. Retarded Alog and his fucking Mines of Moria-reject friend catch wind of Ralph stalking people in Lisbon again and go to Lisbon too to stalk him there. Ralph, while in the middle of stalking people, realizes people are stalking him, so he tries to first evade the stalkers before engaging the stalkers who stalk the stalker and gets the soul punched out of his fat head.

Do I have this right so far? Because this anime is fucking confusing.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

So last time Ralph ‘kept on fighting’ the two-(three?)-on-one Portuguese muggers, bravery which led to his battered condition, sadly a feat of bravado not caught on livestream.

This time, the one that is caught on camera, he barely puts up a defence against one man, and looks like a little piggy coward.

I wonder what CCTV of the first Portuguese beat down would actually reveal happened.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

So, let me get this straight: Ralph somehow catches wind of Warskis sister living in Portugal. He flies to Portugal in order to stalk her, gets the absolute shit beaten out of him, goes back to US with no new infos. Ropes himself into fighting Warski irl. Goes back to Portugal because being a parent is work plus he still has stalking to do. Goes to Lisbon and is being a very typical American there. Retarded Alog and his fucking Mines of Moria-reject friend catch wind of Ralph stalking people in Lisbon again and go to Lisbon too to stalk him there. Ralph, while in the middle of stalking people, realizes people are stalking him, so he tries to first evade the stalkers before engaging the stalkers who stalk the stalker and gets the soul punched out of his fat head.

Do I have this right so far? Because this anime is fucking confusing.

He flew to Portugo the first time both because Warski had family in the country and has been thinking about or at the time actually planning on moving back there. So Ralph decides to go there on a trip to spite him "I WENT THERE FIRST BITCH" and then decided he would "seek out his sister" which is where the fake "pantsu pass" text comes from. Turns out warski's family lives on or near a small island off the coast of portugo miles away from where Ralph landed. He then had a mostly uneventful time posting his mayo shrimp and burger king crown selfies until he suddenly talks about how he got his ass kicked and started posting pictures of it.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Can't believe the thread wasn't called "Pig's Passage To Portugal 2.0"

 

[Ulkesh]

Ralph has to be the least intimidating 250 pound man there is.. he's like a fat baby, he does not have the ability to hurt you or cause any damage, all he does push you like when babys fight each other...
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There’s no way on God’s green Earth that Ethan Ralph is 250 pounds. Maybe 250*2.

 

[byuu]

That sounds oddly graphic and specific. Something you may have seen somewhere?

Yes, in this thread. There's no way a real fight would be this humiliating and make you look so much like a big baby.
Clearly, we're witnessing some sort of fetish play between Cog and Ralph.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Ralph got beaten so hard, he turned into Boris Yeltsin.

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Yeltsin was an alcoholic as well

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

110 pages in the past 24 hours. What goodness will today bring us?

 

[Gorgar]

Have we had any update from Ralph yet or is he hiding in his hotel room waiting for Cog to fly back to the UK before he ventures back out on the streets of Portugal?

I'm hoping he's crying alone because that would be kind of funny.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

It's going to be like that scene in the movie Airplane (1980) where there's just a line of people waiting to slap the woman.

It is like a Muslim's divine trek to Mecca, except with a pig and lolcows.