Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

That's the smartest thing Brianna Wu said all day about confessing as a SJW.
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"I just feel angry and helpless and hopeless about our country"


Well that is the kind of stuff white males say before they decide to stop boxing by 'queensberry rules' **
and decide to shoot up a place.
So what assurances do we have that John, an angry white male with extensive firearms training whos talked about not placing nice anymore and finding the gubment ineffectual isn't ready to take things into his own hands?



**I'd say just go with kendo John, that's what it was when you read it in Snow Crash..but I do notice a little Nipponophobia in John from time to time
 
That's the smartest thing Brianna Wu said all day about confessing as a SJW.
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Eighteen kids being murdered "ruined last night." Because this all about John Flynt. He and Frank were so traumatized that they had to end the pinball tournament after ten games. John is a true humanitarian.
 
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A WILD CHALLENGER APPEARS!

WARNING! INCOMING ULTRASPERG!


OK, as I've stated before, I was a marathon runner for a long time, I didn't quit taking it seriously until I got mauled up pretty bad and ended up walking with a cane.

But I took this shit seriously enough I was on the marathon team for the Army Corps I was in, the Division, and any other time they could get me out there when I wasn't mission essential.

So...

7 mph, 60 hours, one month.

2 hours a day.

14 miles a day IF she ran every day.

Let's get into me real quick.

He's not a distance runner. I know that the above poster talked about height, but I was 6' and a marathon runner. Now, I was slightly hampered because I had a lot of upper body muscle, but the only time I got less than a 90 score on my APFT (Army Physical Fitness Test) which was around 13:00 for the 2 mile at the time, was when I took my first APFT after spending a few months in the hospital. Three months later I maxed it for my category. Before the Army I was a Cross Country runner starting in 7th Grade and in 9th Grade I was moved from JV to Varsity rather than having to be JV like the other 9th Graders. I ran my first marathon at 12, sixth grade, as part of a school canned food drive and fell in love with distance running, hiking, and the like. My best time on the APFT 2-Mile was 12:12, a memorable number, my first year in the military. When I ran a marathon, I shot for 7-8 minute miles the first half, and tried not to drop below 9 minute miles for the second half, which is the hardest, because you've used up all your easily convertible fat and energy stores and your body thinks you're dying. I ran a 100 mile marathon more than once. I did the Nijmegen March four times.

I was an actual marathon runner. I fucking loved it.

I am one of those retards who ran 10 miles 3X a week, 15 miles 2X a week on even weeks 1X a week on odd weeks, 5 miles one day on even weeks, 2X a week on odd weeks, then one day off to heal up. I often ran with a full combat ruck and in uniform with combat boots. Once a week I ran in full battle rattle with my rifle because my unit thought I was a crazy person and they thought it was funny. I ate, routinely, more than 2 other adults. Sometimes, while doing the 10 mile run, I'd eat an MRE on the run. Once a month I did a 20 mile run if I hadn't done a marathon that month. Before I ran a marathon, I wouldn't do more than 3 miles for a few days.

You could tell, instantly, looking at my legs. (Funny thing is, I had slight 'love handles' because I wanted rapid transfer fat AKA brown fat (the science at the time) so I had extra reserves)

Wu the Wendigo does NOT have the body of a long distance runner, not even on the off season. Now, before you say that's because Wu is a woman, the Wendigo does NOT look like a female marathoner. (They like to fuck, show off their bodies, and drink beer because good hefe weissen beer is liquid bread to a runner, so I've seen plenty naked) Their face has too much fat to be a long distance runner. She's got the weight of a slovenly couch potato, not a runner.

That matters. She wouldn't have bingo wings, for fucking one. That's fat that her body would have slurped right up the first month of 15+ mile days. There's no 'skinny fat' unless you're carbing and calorie-ing up for the marathon because you're gonna run ALL that shit off. Every fucking bit. It wasn't uncommon for me to lose a 'dangerous' amount of weight on the marathon run and I'd eat everything in sight for almost a week straight to the point where the chow hall just let me eat. The week before the marathon I'd just go back over and over and eat and eat. I'd finish the night off with taco salad and hefe weissen. It was all gone by the 15 mile mark.

She is FLABBY. Her legs are flabby, she has cankles, her thighs look like shit, her calves are fucking terrible (you can tell she doesn't wear high heels, she doesn't even have the 'bowling pin' look high heels give tall women), her waist is too thick, she's got a gut, she has bingo wings and a second chin.

ALL of that vanishes if you are doing serious marathon work.

Now, why am I bringing all of this up?

She claims that she was:

Running 7 miles and hour for 60 hours in a month.

That is a fucking BRUTAL training regimen. The kind you do for the Death Valley race or the Dragon's Back race.

It's easy to go "Oh, that's only two hours a day" and look away.

BUZZZ!

If you run EVERY DAY FOR A MONTH AT THAT SPEED your ankles, knees, and most of all, your hips and lower back are fucking destroyed. Yes, a treadmill isn't like when I was running on cobblestones to run from Fulda to the Monastery Brewery, but that is a BRUTAL amount of running.

That's 14 miles a day. I know that a treadmill runs under your feet, so you don't get winded as easy (I've seen people claim that they are doing 4 minute miles for 10 miles on a treadmill) but I was a ground runner. Treadmills don't prepare you for the brutality of a full length marathon.

14 miles a day for 30 days is 420 miles total IF he ran every day.

That's probably why he chose that, thinking he was funny.

Anyway, let's get back to Wu's sperging instead of me stroking my dick.

To someone who doesn't run, running two hours a day sounds feasible.

Seven miles doesn't sound that fast.

Except...

In two hours, that's 14 miles.

That's IF he ran every day.

Let's knock off 5 days for healing. So, that's 25 days.

Even with that, he's got a brutal training regimen going on. He's going to be burning calories like a motherfucker with that speed. It's still 7 mph, which is pretty fucking fast for running 2 hours.

The physical COST of the speed he's supposedly running isn't even funny. Sure, he'll say "Oh, it's the distance of a half-marathon <insert Wendigo-Wu snarl>"

I don't care.

Look what happened in the Boston Marathon this year. (Fun fact, the Fulda Marathon in 1989 had serious heat issues because cloudy day, high humidity, high heat equaled runners passing out)

I know I'm sperging, but there is NOT A FUCKING CHANCE that the Wendigo is doing 7mph for 2 hours a day 30 days a week.

If you add in 1 day a week off, he's doing 7 mph for 26 days at a little over 2 hours a day.

If he's only doing 5 days a week, he's running even more each day.

There's no way in FUCK this flabby ghoul is running a 10 minute mile after the first hour, treadmill or no.

He's not in shape.

He doesn't have the right body type.

HE HAS AN AXE WOUND IN HIS CROTCH!

See, that right there? That unhealed axe wound?

Yeah, NO FUCKING WAY his body is handling 2 hours of running or more at 7mph every day for a fucking month.

Go ahead, go out and run 14 miles in 2 hours, right now. Now, go take a shit. You feel that? Feel how your insides feel fucking bruised as fuck? That's from the constant jarring as you ran for two fucking hours straight.

His body is COMPROMISED. His abdominal wall is compromised. His penis is missing and he has a fucking hole in his abdomen leading STRAIGHT DOWN. Every running step slams all of that straight down. (I knew female runners who'd tell me their assholes/cervixes hurt after about 10 miles)

There is no fucking way this guy is running seriously for 2 hours a day at 7 MPH unless he's just hanging on the bars and letting the treadmill run under his feet at high speed.

Not without his fucking guts dropping down around his fucking ankles.

PL Again: I ran my APFT 60 days after getting my appendix removed and I bruised across the entire scar, and this was an old-school appendectomy. My fucking guts hurt BAD.

No fucking way the Wendigo Wu is running like that.

He's letting the treadmill do all the fucking work.

TL:DR; Wu's a fucking liar.
 
John you grew up where again?

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I remember those "50 wild boar" memes from a couple of years ago. Reading this, I wonder what would happen if someone actually did that and chucked a bunch of wild hogs into John's neighborhood. Bet he'd change his tune on the necessity of "high capacity" rifles real quick.

Also, I'm not well-versed in hunting personally, but I feel like the only people most hunters would look down on would be LARPers that don't know the first thing about any gun they're shooting and making a mess of things. An AR-15 seems to be perfectly acceptable to take on a hunt since you wouldn't have to waste time reloading, and you'd be more likely to bag your kill that way. I welcome any experienced commentary to confirm or deny this.
Memorial Day weekends in both decades: lie on the couch being a fat unemployed man.

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I'm sorry, but who needs a fake ID in their twenties? Does John not realize the drinking age is 21? At most, you'd need one when you were 20, but that's ridiculous to talk about. (Slightly ninja'd.)

Second, that last detail sounds weirdly specific. You think that's where the dog his fellow Ole Miss students called Precious came from?

Finally, I looked up the Hand Grenade, which is in fact an actual cocktail served in the French Quarter. One part each vodka, rum, gin, rectified spirit, and Midori. I did have a chuckle at this amusing line from the article:
Cocktail enthusiasts' opinions about the sweet and potent drink range from classifying it as a "terrible drink" (along with another similarly unique French Quarter cocktail, the Hurricane) to being "well worth the hangover".
 
I remember those "50 wild boar" memes from a couple of years ago. Reading this, I wonder what would happen if someone actually did that and chucked a bunch of wild hogs into John's neighborhood. Bet he'd change his tune on the necessity of "high capacity" rifles real quick.

Also, I'm not well-versed in hunting personally, but I feel like the only people most hunters would look down on would be LARPers that don't know the first thing about any gun they're shooting and making a mess of things. An AR-15 seems to be perfectly acceptable to take on a hunt since you wouldn't have to waste time reloading, and you'd be more likely to bag your kill that way. I welcome any experienced commentary to confirm or deny this.

I'm sorry, but who needs a fake ID in their twenties? Does John not realize the drinking age is 21? At most, you'd need one when you were 20, but that's ridiculous to talk about. (Slightly ninja'd.)

Second, that last detail sounds weirdly specific. You think that's where the dog his fellow Ole Miss students called Precious came from?

Finally, I looked up the Hand Grenade, which is in fact an actual cocktail served in the French Quarter. One part each vodka, rum, gin, rectified spirit, and Midori. I did have a chuckle at this amusing line from the article:

I’m not exactly the great white hunter, but I’ve spent some time in a deer blind.

An Ar chambered in 5.56 is a little light imho when taking a deer… some people use it successfully, and it’s legal where I am, but I don’t. I have an AR chambered in .300BLK that I use when hunting on my family’s property that serves as my deer rifle and a 30.06 I use when hunting in places where I’d have a longer shot.

That being said, a 5.56 is an amazing round for pigs and other medium sized game.

When hunting deer, or during deer season, you can only have three rounds in your rifle. When hunting hog (an invasive species), nobody gives a shit and you can use a 30rd mag. Hell you can use night vision scopes and shoot them after dark.

Either way, nobody really gives a shit what you hunt with so long as it is a powerful enough round to take down your target humanely.

This whole ‘real hunters look down on people who use AR’s’ is just fodder from people who don’t hunt and want to screech about gun control. Wood Furniture on your rifle doesn’t make you any more of a hunter.

Also, as someone who’s spent more than their fair share in NOLA for work… don’t fuck around with hand grenades. That shit hurts in the morning.
 
An Ar chambered in 5.56 is a little light imho when taking a deer…
That depends on bullet weight and construction, and to some extent on where you're hunting. A 70+-grain bullet with a proper jacket for the job does wonders on Texas whitetail. A 55-grain varmint bullet can inflict a horrific but superficial wound on a larger deer.
 
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