Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[John Andrews Stan]

Younger attractive women are generally heavily influenced by loser men.

What does that have to do with Faith and Meigh?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

their fathers

With Faith I really don't think she was thinking 'yes, give me a baby'

 

[Clint's Burden]

I don't like Ralph, but planing to go to another country with your buddy to let him beat up a guy you have a problem with, is pretty gay.

I'd agree if Ralph didn't do anything to warrant that kind of reaction, but he has, so here we are.

 

[heathercho]

@MeltyTW I humbly apologize that I said that Ralph wasn't at the top of his sektur for cow content.

This is what I wanted. Seeing him punchdrunk ahegao, with his gunt flapping, cross eyed and bleeding on the streets of Warski's ancestors.
He's undoubtedly the new top cow.

 

[smellybutthole]

Thinking that cog and his gunt for hire are going to get extradited is insane. The woman that involved herself might have a chance at it if she got a bonk on the head and is a wheelchair for life. But Ralph, assuming he isn't just talking out his front and back anuses, is going to spend a whole lot on Meigh's credit card to explain "I came to stalk the sister of someone I have internet fights with, I threatened cog to come and get me, I aggressively approached them multiple times goading them on and got a beating out of it, and I got a serious beating here a few weeks back. ARREST THEM!!" to people that will laugh at him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Notice Ralph waited until they left the country before "pressing charges". The cops told the Brits they could press charges too if the Gunt did but now they're unfortunately/conveniently gone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

And your point here was very good I think. If Ethan did have any kind of weapon at this point, would he have brought it out and tried to use it? Almost certainly.

If I recall from his stream last night Ralph said that while he’s a felon and can’t possess a gun he still made mention that there’s things he can carry in America.

My guess is Ralph is going to borrow his horse’s pepper spray

 

[TyrasGuard]

Notice Ralph waited until they left the country before "pressing charges". The cops told the Brits they could press charges too if the Gunt did but now they're unfortunately gone.

Has Ralph ever pressed charges against anyone, for anything, ever?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If I recall from his stream last night Ralph said that while he’s a felon and can’t possess a gun he still made mention that there’s things he can carry in America.

My guess is Ralph is going to borrow his horse’s pepper spray

A $25 women's purse?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Hahahaha, Ralph is going to try and make a literal "International Case" out of it.

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Even if this was something they would take seriously (it's not), that would be the biggest mistake he could make, because he assaulted them first and also, according to Cog, lied to the police about them having a knife. He's already on a suspended sentence, so if he got some kind of battery charge, he'd be fucked.

I'd agree if Ralph didn't do anything to warrant that kind of reaction, but he has, so here we are.

This. I have very little sympathy for Ralph just because how much of an angry, vindictive bitch he has become.

 

[break these cuffs]

If I recall from his stream last night Ralph said that while he’s a felon and can’t possess a gun he still made mention that there’s things he can carry in America.

My guess is Ralph is going to borrow his horse’s pepper spray

He's said he owns a crossbow as well, although I don't know if he can find a knockoff D&G bag big enough for concealed carry. What would be really kino is if he starts carrying a reproduction black powder revolver. Him whipping out a Colt Navy on an ayylawg only to find that all his gunt sweat wet his powder would be hilarious.

 

[Slimy Time]

Notice Ralph waited until they left the country before "pressing charges". The cops told the Brits they could press charges too if the Gunt did but now they're unfortunately/conveniently gone.

Cog left? Well, there goes my guess that he continues to fuck with Ralph.

 

[Terra Pax]

Hahahaha, Ralph is going to try and make a literal "International Case" out of it.

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I'm sure that the Lisbon police are going to request an extradition for two guys in England who got into a minor brawl for an American tourist. I assume he went to the police last time too, and assuming they notice it's the same guy from earlier in the year then they'll know he's just a trouble maker.

Your not in the US anymore Ralph.

 

[deeman]

But she would have eventually found out that Ralph is a huge pathetic simp with a one-inch dick which probably would’ve deflated that fantasy, although it might explain the initial relationship.

Yeah this makes sense. Besides Ralph does anyone on the planet even like Pantsu? She definitely could be latching on to whoever is willing to give her attention, but who knows how long she’ll put up with Ralph’s excursions overseas

I think even Pantsu knows she's far beyond damaged goods now with little ReRoll and forever a connection to Ralph.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Pinning this tweet isn't the W you think it is Ralph, lol.

 

[MeltyTW]

@MeltyTW I humbly apologize that I said that Ralph wasn't at the top of his sektur for cow content.

This is what I wanted. Seeing him punchdrunk ahegao, with his gunt flapping, cross eyed and bleeding on the streets of Warski's ancestors.
He's undoubtedly the new top cow.

i did the same thing realllly early on when i just wanted to see sargon content. really we dont deserve and didnt earn this, ralphs fall and content was gifted to us from the heavens.

He's said he owns a crossbow as well, although I don't know if he can find a knockoff D&G bag big enough for concealed carry. What would be really kino is if he starts carrying a reproduction black powder revolver. Him whipping out a Colt Navy on an ayylawg only to find that all his gunt sweat wet his powder would be hilarious.

ralph pulled a gun on me legit id just press my luck and reach for my own. i dont think hed have the stones to pull the trigger.

Pinning this tweet isn't the W you think it is Ralph, lol.
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were literally at the point hes saying AH GAWT MAH AHSS BEAT IN THA FUGGIN DYRT AYLAWGS AH WYN YEW LUUUUS FUGGERS

 

[Procrastinhater]

Or, it's a PTSD response and he freezes and/or dissociates. You never really know how much Ronnie slapped kid Gunt around, after all.

I thinks thats it.
Ralph learned at a young age that when Ronnie came in his room at night drunk looking for some cushions for pushin' so to speak, he would get hit harder if he struggled, so he would just freeze and bury his face in the pillow and wait for daddy Ronnie to finish....

 

[Desktop User2]

TBF homophobia is being treated as a pretty serious offense worldwide, specially on pozzed Europe, so maybe Ralph could get them extradited for beating a massive fat faggot.
"They hate me for what I am, your honor! A massive fat shit slurping faggot."

 

[FamicomGorby]

Hahahaha, Ralph is going to try and make a literal "International Case" out of it.

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I'LL SEND IN POLICE, I'LL SEND IN DETECTIVES, I'LL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!

 

[RussianParasite]

The UK isn’t extraditing its citizens over a fucking street brawl what the fuck.

I thought the UK intentionally exported people to get in brawls abroad— especially with fans of other football teams.