Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Water-T]

I still have not figured out why these landwhales with shapeless tits don't want to wear bras that would actually give them some shape and make them look better. Anna, Chantal, Tess. They'd all rather walk around with it looking like they have sandbags strapped to their chest then wear a damn bra. If you have one that fits, it's not that uncomfortable.

Probably because 99.99% of stores don't make bras for Beluga Whales, and Tess can't afford all the tarp material required to corral those Hefty bags full of spoiled cottage cheese

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I still have not figured out why these landwhales with shapeless tits don't want to wear bras that would actually give them some shape and make them look better. Anna, Chantal, Tess. They'd all rather walk around with it looking like they have sandbags strapped to their chest then wear a damn bra. If you have one that fits, it's not that uncomfortable.

Suspension bridge-grade underwires don't come cheap.

 

[JambledUpWords]

More activism from Tess

Spoiler: Full post

 

[Water-T]

WE NEED ACTION + POLICY! says the adipose lump that does nothing but screech into the void online. This will certainly make those damn politicians stand up and take notice, Tess!

 

[PBR Streetgang]

I will never understand this reeeeing against "thoughts and prayers." It's no damn different than "consciousness raising," "signal boosting," "putting energy out into the universe," "showing up for...," "intentions," "making space for...," or any other quasi-religious alternative way of saying "thoughts and prayers."

Spoiler

(Btw, the "thoughts" part was a friendly recent addition in case the listener wasn't religious. But it's [current year] so fuck your thoughts as well as your prayers, I guess.)

It isn't like anyone is saying "only thoughts and prayers, zero action, lmfao f- dem kids." And the complaints about the phrase always seem to come from histrionic keyboard warriors who don't take any irl action anyway.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

She’d be more genuine if she just never brought up any social issue at all because she only really cares about clout chasing.

That’s all that matters though to her and her friends: the perception that they are one of the good ones. That’s it. If you ask Tubbers for any specifics, she will short circuit and likely accuse you of fatphobia.

I will never understand this reeeeing against "thoughts and prayers." It's no damn different than "consciousness raising," "signal boosting," "putting energy out into the universe," "showing up for...," "intentions," "making space for...," or any other quasi-religious alternative way of saying "thoughts and prayers."

It’s about ensuring and encouraging partisanship before the bodies turn cold. Their first and only priority is scoring political victories. Tubbers is too much of a mouth breather to realize that but her Instagram feed is full of people saying it so she jumps on board.

 

[formerfatcow]

Feels rich coming from someone who dumped her eldest son off to live with someone else. Don't worry about "being robbed" of time with him, huh?

 

[pain]

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Feels rich coming from someone who dumped her eldest son off to live with someone else. Don't worry about "being robbed" of time with him, huh?

Is there a reason why he can’t live with her? weirdest parenting situation ever. It’s one thing for him to be with his dad but he’s with some person who isn’t his dad, and tess is not concerned about what he could do, is there even some kind of legal custody arrangement? And why was her ex obligated to take him in? If my ex went like “hey can you still financially and emotionally support my failed abortion since we’re not together” i honestly wouldn’t. i see why rylee hates ryann. he just comes around when she wants to feel like a good mom for the gram

 

[formerfatcow]

"Mine is about to be 6." Just the one? She's really acting like he doesn't even exist

 

[JambledUpWords]

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"Mine is about to be 6." Just the one? She's really acting like he doesn't even exist

I really hate how Tess only seems to care about being a parent when it can be used to get attention. A lot of videos from Tess just show Bowie in the background with an iPad. I’d rather she just give her kid to a family that genuinely wants one rather than keeping Bowie around only for internet likes. It’s clear she just uses him, and it’s sad. I’d love to see Bowie succeed in life, but having a “mother” like Tess would make that difficult.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Was it confirmed that Bowie is in kindergarten? There’s no way he’d still be in pre-k, right??

 

[pain]

I really hate how Tess only seems to care about being a parent when it can be used to get attention. A lot of videos from Tess just show Bowie in the background with an iPad. I’d rather she just give her kid to a family that genuinely wants one rather than keeping Bowie around only for internet likes. It’s clear she just uses him, and it’s sad. I’d love to see Bowie succeed in life, but having a “mother” like Tess would make that difficult.

she never wanted her kids or seemed like the type who never wanted any at all, so it always baffled me why she decided to let some fat aussie weirdo shove his small chub inside of her and make bowie.

 

[Miss Misery]

That's some paternalistic white savior bullshit right there... protect "our indigenous"? Indigenous what?

 

[Constellationzero]

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"Mine is about to be 6." Just the one? She's really acting like he doesn't even exist

Has he learned yet how to use the toilet like a man and wipe his own ass? Or are we just gonna doom Bowie to self-contained SPED because you still Pumpkin Spice latte Uggs long hair arrow tattoo "LIDERULLY CAN'T" right now?

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Dear god her arm is a nightmare. Her folds have folds!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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She has cellulite in her SHOULDERS, FFS.
That's as bad as having stretch marks on your multiple chins.

 

[Water-T]

"I just walked 40 minutes on the treadmill without even noticing how much time passed."
"Usually by the 20-, 25-minute mark I'm done."

LOLOLOL. This is rich, coming from the hamplanet who gets red as a cooked beet just from lying on the floor and lifting her massive ham hock arms in the air.

"During the pandemic I was walking eating 10,000 steps potato chips a day."

Fixed for truth

 

[Catto Gatto]

I am very tired of having to see every ignorant retard’s virtue signaling “hot takes” whenever something happens.

Anyway…

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I am very tired of having to see every ignorant retard’s virtue signaling “hot takes” whenever something happens.

Anyway…

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She would look better if she wore some shape wear, I know it comes in her size.

I also think she hopes one of her boobs pops out of the dress, she's an exhibitionist and would get off if a flapjack popped out.