Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Kerr Avon]

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Brings a new meaning to that Aqua song

 

[Saint Agustin]

I like to browse r/trans to laugh at insanity and today I found this gem about a tranny with Quasimodo hands, literally monster hand, and troons because they are so fucking insane they are saying he has women hands.

Spoiler: Tranny hands in reddit

Tranny hands = men hands

Yes., This is real

Also something of note is the level of narcissism these people have that they in every comment needs to insert themselves either talking about their own hands or their feelings, like they can't even just detach themselves from the post and just admire the troony hand.

And by the way, that isn't a feminine hand at all.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

Found on Reddit SJIA: gay man starts puking when confronted with his new 'boyfriend''s surprise vagina.

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Most other users were supportive of OP. The mods locked the thread after removing a lot of posts for containing or arguing about 'transphobia'..

Sorry this fake. First you have to believe that trans people are truly able to be "stealth " . 2nd no 28 year old gay man would date someone for 3 months without having sex.

 

[TheBigZee]

Sorry this fake. First you have to believe that trans people are truly able to be "stealth " . 2nd no 28 year old gay man would date someone for 3 months without having sex.

Maybe he was saving himself for marriage and just had a moment of weakness.

 

[pr3nt177]

I like to browse r/trans to laugh at insanity and today I found this gem about a tranny with Quasimodo hands, literally monster hand, and troons because they are so fucking insane they are saying he has women hands.

Spoiler: Tranny hands in reddit

Tranny hands = men hands
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Yes., This is real

Also something of note is the level of narcissism these people have that they in every comment needs to insert themselves either talking about their own hands or their feelings, like they can't even just detach themselves from the post and just admire the troony hand.

And by the way, that isn't a feminine hand at all.

"Are my feet cute and pretty enough?" saga next.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

gay man starts puking when confronted with his new 'boyfriend''s surprise vagina.

Ace Ventura 3: When Aiden Calls

How do you romantically interact with somebody for months tho, and not realize there's something off about them? Not notice anything unusual about a 5ft 3 "guy" with acne and tiny hands? When you're a Redditor

 

[RamblinRosie]

How many IRL women have had Barbies made of them? I can't think of any, but I haven't been paying attention to them for decades really.

This is so offensive. That dress is also not appropriate for little children to be playing with!

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Somehow you can tell that the doll is supposed to be a man in a dress.

But yes, they do have plenty of barbies modeled after real life women, as well as plenty modeled after characters in films:

https://www.insider.com/barbie-dolls-celebrities-inspiring-women-2021-8?amp

https://www.cnn.com/2012/04/10/showbiz/movies/barbie-doll-katniss-hunger-games/index.html

(Google is free )

 

[TheBigZee]

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How do you romantically interact with somebody for months tho, and not realize there's something off about them? Not notice anything unusual about a 5ft 3 "guy" with acne and tiny hands? When you're a Redditor

Hey, I'd just like to point out the harmful stereotypes that you're reinforcing. Namely that all gay men are non-autistic, social butterflies. Gay basement dwelling losers exist. Gay men come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of personal hygiene. Let's let gays be gays. It's not the hair product, or the clothes, or a place of your own that makes you gay. It's licking the dick.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Hey, I'd just like to point out the harmful stereotypes that you're reinforcing. Namely that all gay men are non-autistic, social butterflies. Gay basement dwelling losers exist. Gay men come in all shapes, sizes, and degrees of personal hygiene. Let's let gays be gays. It's not the hair product, or the clothes, or a place of your own that makes you gay. It's licking the dick.

I'm so used to dealing with socially competent homos with jobs and lives that I forgot that gay men can be retarded faggots too. Thank you for educating me, I will check my privilege and try to do better

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Somehow you can tell that the doll is supposed to be a man in a dress.

But yes, they do have plenty of barbies modeled after real life women, as well as plenty modeled after characters in films:

https://www.insider.com/barbie-dolls-celebrities-inspiring-women-2021-8?amp

https://www.cnn.com/2012/04/10/showbiz/movies/barbie-doll-katniss-hunger-games/index.html

(Google is free )

I had an appointment to run off to, I was going to Google it myself when I got home. But thanks. Really.

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How do you romantically interact with somebody for months tho, and not realize there's something off about them? Not notice anything unusual about a 5ft 3 "guy" with acne and tiny hands? When you're a Redditor

I know a gay guy who's 5'3 at most with tiny hands and effeminate features. I grew up with him so I know he's male. Manlets aren't common, but they exist.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I genuinely hope it has a detachable penis accessory.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I genuinely hope it has a detachable penis accessory.

Reeeeeee! I think after the education session you'll be able to successfully refer to it by it's true name: Barbie Ladydick

 

[TheBigZee]

Wonder when we'll get an aiden that draws up all 5'5" or 5'6" of their height, squares their shoulders which are no broader than their hips, and croaks in her deepest frog voice that HE is more of a gay than any of these cis-faggots because HIS entire wardrobe, BOWTIE and GAUGES were in the may GQ spread.

Garauntee you Prince Vag went home and cried. As opposed to a real man, who'd have to beat one out to get rid of the blue balls from getting that close to getting laid.

Edit: jeesus, this cunt could have cost him his gold star. Gay guy can't recover from something like that.

 

[Notorious AGP]

More phantom period insanity!:

Sounds more like IBS:



"Feed it estrogen and your pituitary will treat you like a girl.":

 

[Alcoholism]

Found on Reddit SJIA: gay man starts puking when confronted with his new 'boyfriend''s surprise vagina.

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Most other users were supportive of OP. The mods locked the thread after removing a lot of posts for containing or arguing about 'transphobia'..

"In between roles", no this person doesn't and never will have a job.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

I genuinely hope it has a detachable penis accessory.

Hopefully comes with Barbie dilators as well.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

More phantom period insanity!:

Sounds more like IBS:

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"Feed it estrogen and your pituitary will treat you like a girl.":

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this must be the most insane take about MtF periods I've ever seen. "Just inject some estrogen and your body will automatically start a female hormone cycle"?? Wouldn't injecting estrogen every day completely fuck this up? I mean, if this theory had any leg to stand on.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

I like to browse r/trans to laugh at insanity and today I found this gem about a tranny with Quasimodo hands, literally monster hand, and troons because they are so fucking insane they are saying he has women hands.

Spoiler: Tranny hands in reddit

Tranny hands = men hands
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Yes., This is real

Also something of note is the level of narcissism these people have that they in every comment needs to insert themselves either talking about their own hands or their feelings, like they can't even just detach themselves from the post and just admire the troony hand.

And by the way, that isn't a feminine hand at all.

I thought everyone had quietly agreed that those long spindly type fingers were 100% a dude thing. I mean yes, a dude who writes shitty poetry or is over confident about their ability to play piano and probably has some sort of rage issue, but a dude nonetheless.

 

[Arietis]

this must be the most insane take about MtF periods I've ever seen. "Just inject some estrogen and your body will automatically start a female hormone cycle"?? Wouldn't injecting estrogen every day completely fuck this up? I mean, if this theory had any leg to stand on.

Troons have this bizarre view of estrogen as some magical thing that'll miraculously rearrange the body (like mutagen in the movies) and has -100 side effects, 400% benefits and is super kool and rad.
They are entirely delusional about the thing, and trying to reason with them about it is impossible, they just double down and claim science is in their side (it's not). The whole thing about making some hormone their new god would be considered too cheesy to depict in fiction, and yet here we are.