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Should Ryan's thread be locked?

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sheesh... a google browsing magnet trying to make sense.
I fart in your general direction next time, owkaaay?
Can I ask you a legit question? Like, no bullshit, no passive aggressive faggotry, no lies.

Why do you perpetuate this façade that you've created? I get that you think you're "owning the trolls" but you're not. You don't make anyone angry. No one is riled up over you. You want to waste your money on a 40 year old man, that's on you. But why do you persist with the fantasy that you're some kind of black ops mercenary making six figures a year with a fiancée, dog, and are cut out of marble? You know that's not true. We know it's not true. There is no way a woman would allow their man to spend the amount you do/have on Phail. You also would be spending a ton of your time at the gym. Like almost all of it. You wouldn't have time to make socks, sit on KF, lurk detractor streams or Phails streams. You also would be a lot more strapped for cash as supplements/protein/diet shit is kind of pricey and you have to really keep up on it. If you were making all this money, you wouldn't be interested in fucking with other speds on the internet and you wouldn't be so fixated on trying to garner attention as you'd have a life with your fiancée and dog.

I understand you wanting a life like that for yourself, but it's not going to materialize because you want it to. You have to go out and get it. So, why don't you? Why continue the delusion? This can't be enjoyable for you. And you know it's only a matter of time before you fuck up and someone doxes you. Over a long enough period of time, everyone fucks up. Do you feel jilted because the detractors shunned you when you tried to mutiny? You got emasculated, dressed down, insulted, and humiliated by Philip Burnell. Philip fucking Burnell humiliated you and made you apologize to him in public. He made it a display so his ego was fed. You've made it so you're hated on Phail's stream and everywhere else. Your goal to hold peoples attention has failed. Any attempt at adoration you made will never be realized. All you have to look forward to is being relentlessly mocked and insulted. You'll never earn respect. You'll never make up for it on either side. So why hold to the lies you've told about yourself? Just because you pretend to be something online doesn't mean you'll achieve it, at least without therapy and actual work.

Phail doesn't love you dude. He never will. You'll never be with him. I know that's part of it. Phail doesn't even love Kat. Phail loves Phail. That's it. You need to understand this. Because all you're doing is hurting yourself and wasting your time. Phail will never meet up with you. He won't accept anything you send directly to him unless it's money. He won't go out for a beer with you. He won't leave Kat for you. You'll never be Empress of the Snort Fort.

So, why? Why do this to yourself? Why delude others? Is it to reinforce the delusion to yourself?
 
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Faggot.
 
First big tip with [retarded] name, love your content, you are awesome, watched all your playthroughs. Another big tip right to hit the goal.
Get more original, [RETARDED].
 
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From the slow Uncharted 2 stream, I had an idea you can scientifically proof that most new whales are just [RETARDED]'s socks.
  • His usual tippers (whales and mini whales) are always the same people.
  • Even the $1.50 bitches are always the same people, he can't even get new people to give him a dollar.
  • Super Chat, mostly the same $5 bitches.
It's simply no possible he's constantly getting a new whale dropping $20+ tips, when he can't even get new people to give him $1.50. It's statistically simply not possible. Always a new long time fan with a big tip, but there's never new people to give $1.50. This is how dead his support is, can't even get a new sucker to give a dollar. If he gets $20 from long time fans showing up, he should be getting 10 times the number of new people tipping $1.50. Statistically not possible there's always a new guy tipping $100 but there are no new people tipping $1.50.
  • He's constantly getting new members, but there's no goal anymore, there's no new viewers, new members never talk in the chat, chat is always the same people, chat is always dead, Super Chats from the same bitches.
Again, statistically not possible how he's getting a constant stream of new members but his views and chat are dead. Constant new members, but it's always the same people who Super Chat, same people who tip.

Not even popular streamers get this stream of new members and whales. Ironically, [RETARDED] gets exposed by the people who don't tip. Phil's support is so dead, and [RETARDED] makes so many socks, it's statistically impossible that such a dead channel is getting so many new whales and members.
 
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(why is OIC a loser?)
He thrives on negative attention. To him, any attention is better than none at all. He wants people to know he exists. Best thing you can do is ignore him completely. Second best is to insult him directly instead of poking fun at how much he spends on DSP. He doesn't care if you make fun of him for donating to Phil; that kind of attention is what he feeds on; it's the reason he's still here. Point out how big of a loser he is outside of the vortex if you really want to get under his skin.
 
You can explain how people refuse to give him even $1.50 but there's always a new guy with a $50 tip (who always shows the same pattern as [RETARDED]), or how he's getting a steady stream of new members but his views and chat are dead? Thought so.
I mean...we have a literal thread filled with concrete evidence other people tip him. There's also years of examples of people tipping before OIC was taking his fake dog on walks with his fake fiance after his fake workout in fake...whatever part of the world he claimed to go to.

Anonymous tipping became a thing back when BSV was still active because DSP refused to denounce him and detractors starting doxing paypigs. It caused a lot of them to panic and start making anonymous contributions.

Don't get me wrong, OIC is absolutely doing some of it. I'd even confidently say he's doing a large portion of it, but he's not the only tard trying to hide his donations. You gotta stop letting the dude live rent free in your head.
 
He thrives on negative attention. To him, any attention is better than none at all. He wants people to know he exists. Best thing you can do is ignore him completely. Second best is to insult him directly instead of poking fun at how much he spends on DSP. He doesn't care if you make fun of him for donating to Phil; that kind of attention is what he feeds on; it's the reason he's still here. Point out how big of a loser he is outside of the vortex if you really want to get under his skin.
I'm genuinely curious if he knows how bad it looks and no matter what, him seeking attention in this manner won't amount to anything positive or fulfilling. Like, he has to know that, right? Part of me legit feels bad for him. In order for someone to chase that kind of attention must mean they're so incredibly lonely and isolated. Like, crippling so. But instead of trying to form real bonds and connections, he just reinforces negative attention. I really only see him going on a homicidal shooting spree or just killing himself. I prefer the latter. I don't see him changing, I'm just curious if he realizes that he is the way he is. No friends, no girlfriend, no wife, no hobbies, no interests. Working out (if you believe that) for the sake of no one and to not be noticed. He has his job (likely in IT, but not for the government. Probably some low level/entry level position) where he's probably at a dead end and has been passed up for promotions. And he chooses to spend his time, effort, and money doing ... this. We're faggots for talking about Phail, but what's that make him then? He's even lower than those he derides.

Food for thought.
 
Don't get me wrong, OIC is absolutely doing some of it. I'd even confidently say he's doing a large portion of it, but he's not the only tard trying to hide his donations. You gotta stop letting the dude live rent free in your head.
Yup. Timbo is still tipping Phil, but using random names, for example. Same with SuperBlindMan.

And don't forget Phil asks every paypig to tip under fake names. You can even see this in one of Clark's screenshots when he said goodbye to Phil (for the 638274th time) and he told Clark to come back to the streams one day using a different name.
 
Yup. Timbo is still tipping Phil, but using random names, for example. Same with SuperBlindMan.
Difference is they don't pretend to be a new long time fan who watched Phil since 1860. These are the socks I was getting at.
You gotta stop letting the dude live rent free in your head.
It's just for fun. Hunting down OIC's socks is the only funny thing about his boring streams. It's interesting to see how he has zero support outside the few whales, and how [RETARDED] is desperately trying to make Phil look successful. You can see how even his fans are fed up with him.
 
I'm genuinely curious if he knows how bad it looks and no matter what, him seeking attention in this manner won't amount to anything positive or fulfilling. Like, he has to know that, right? Part of me legit feels bad for him. In order for someone to chase that kind of attention must mean they're so incredibly lonely and isolated. Like, crippling so. But instead of trying to form real bonds and connections, he just reinforces negative attention. I really only see him going on a homicidal shooting spree or just killing himself. I prefer the latter. I don't see him changing, I'm just curious if he realizes that he is the way he is. No friends, no girlfriend, no wife, no hobbies, no interests. Working out (if you believe that) for the sake of no one and to not be noticed. He has his job (likely in IT, but not for the government. Probably some low level/entry level position) where he's probably at a dead end and has been passed up for promotions. And he chooses to spend his time, effort, and money doing ... this. We're faggots for talking about Phail, but what's that make him then? He's even lower than those he derides.

Food for thought.
His interests involve playing PS1 RPGs, playing League of Legends. His girlfriends are e-thots playing League who he gives money to and has badges next to his name in their twitch streams. He does work out as he has shown me proof but that doesn't mean he's jacked or anything. He claims it's for his job, which makes a bit of sense considering he got shipped to Bahrain to work for a while. So I believe he works for some form of government contractor. I don't see him going on a homicidal shooting spree nor killing himself just based on my VC's with him.

He got introduced to Phil via Wings and the pandemic. My belief is that he's spent too much to ever let go and that he has to convince himself that we are in the wrong. That being said, in my conversations with him, he has often openly shat on Phil and his fanbase though I believe it's him just coping. However, he is a proven liar and everything which he says has to be taken with a grain of salt.
 
His interests involve playing PS1 RPGs, playing League of Legends. His girlfriends are e-thots playing League who he gives money to and has badges next to his name in their twitch streams. He does work out as he has shown me proof but that doesn't mean he's jacked or anything. He claims it's for his job, which makes a bit of sense considering he got shipped to Bahrain to work for a while. So I believe he works for some form of government contractor. I don't see him going on a homicidal shooting spree nor killing himself just based on my VC's with him.

He got introduced to Phil via Wings and the pandemic. My belief is that he's spent too much to ever let go and that he has to convince himself that we are in the wrong. That being said, in my conversations with him, he has often openly shat on Phil and his fanbase though I believe it's him just coping. However, he is a proven liar and everything which he says has to be taken with a grain of salt.
Nothing I've ever seen from him indicates he's capable of holding a steady job, let alone is some government contractor. The way he writes, his insane schizoposting, the fact that he spends thousands upon thousands of dollars not only on Phil, but e-thots and other streamers, leads me to believe that this is some glorified basement dweller. If he were actually somebody, he wouldn't need to try so hard to remind some randos on the internet of how successful he is. It's probably some late 20s Walmart tech department incel pissing away his inheritance money.
 
Nothing I've ever seen from him indicates he's capable of holding a steady job, let alone is some government contractor. The way he writes, his insane schizoposting, the fact that he spends thousands upon thousands of dollars not only on Phil, but e-thots and other streamers, leads me to believe that this is some glorified basement dweller. If he were actually somebody, he wouldn't need to try so hard to remind some randos on the internet of how successful he is. It's probably some late 20s Walmart tech department incel pissing away his inheritance money.
@Agent Proper can attest that when talking to him, nothing would indicate that he is this type of person. He sounds and acts completely normal. In his field of cybersecurity, you can make a lot of money while still acting like an incel/basement dweller just due to the types of people who study those jobs. Just in my university, most of the computer science or engineering majors were either weebs, loved video games (all of the ones I know played League), and were usually an incel/unfuckable with zero social skills.

OIC is in his early 30s as he's close to the same age as @marlintan , who was born in 1989. He doesn't have a large inheritance (or one in general) as he worked in fast food while in high school nor does he live with his parents. He lives with some roommate in a small apartment in Seattle though of course, he's now working in the middle east (this is confirmed and isn't speculation). He isn't so much a somebody rather than some neet/incel who is addicted to giving money to streamers and that this has become his life.
 
Nothing I've ever seen from him indicates he's capable of holding a steady job, let alone is some government contractor. The way he writes, his insane schizoposting, the fact that he spends thousands upon thousands of dollars not only on Phil, but e-thots and other streamers, leads me to believe that this is some glorified basement dweller. If he were actually somebody, he wouldn't need to try so hard to remind some randos on the internet of how successful he is. It's probably some late 20s Walmart tech department incel pissing away his inheritance money.
I mean to be fair I spend a large chunk of my restreams calling these dents retards and faggots while telling them to die and manage to do just fine at my job. A normie in the streets but an autist in the sheets, if you will.

The primary difference with someone like coffeecuck is the significant amount of actual money he's thrown away with seemingly zero gain to show for it.
 
@Agent Proper can attest that when talking to him, nothing would indicate that he is this type of person. He sounds and acts completely normal. In his field of cybersecurity, you can make a lot of money while still acting like an incel/basement dweller just due to the types of people who study those jobs. Just in my university, most of the computer science or engineering majors were either weebs, loved video games (all of the ones I know played League), and were usually an incel/unfuckable with zero social skills.

OIC is in his early 30s as he's close to the same age as @marlintan , who was born in 1989. He doesn't have a large inheritance (or one in general) as he worked in fast food while in high school nor does he live with his parents. He lives with some roommate in a small apartment in Seattle though of course, he's now working in the middle east (this is confirmed and isn't speculation). He isn't so much a somebody rather than some neet/incel who is addicted to giving money to streamers and that this has become his life.
It just blows my mind that these people exist. None of my colleagues were losers on this level, at least not to my knowledge. Phil attracts every fucking outlier from every rung of society it would seem.

I mean to be fair I spend a large chunk of my restreams calling these dents retards and faggots while telling them to die and manage to do just fine at my job. A normie in the streets but an autist in the sheets, if you will.

The primary difference with someone like coffeecuck is the significant amount of actual money he's thrown away with seemingly zero gain to show for it.
What you do in your off-hours is just being human imo. The weird e-girl whaling and negative attention seeking behavior, talking to himself with his own sock accounts, embellishing his life accomplishments, etc that CoffeeBoy engages in - that shit is on another level. Actual mental illness.
 
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