Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Violence against some guy who is just a retard on the internet is wrong, but it can still be funny.
This is the worst take and will continue to breed more retards on the internet, more malicious than the last.
At some point, there needs to be accountability for what you've done to other people, the last two times in Lisbon have been that for Ralph and will happen again for as long as he continues to create drama and harass people online and offline.

You can scream about how violence is wrong over and over again, but it won't stop until the person creating the issues stops too, you can't just stop human nature, human responses and reactions and emotions.
 
Look as much as I enjoy giggling at Ralph's antics and grotesque gunted form, this is as low as a man gets in my opinion. Ralph is so felted it's beyond repair, especially after him screaming for the police, dropping the fight with Warski while having Keemstar simultaneously drop him due to being too Gunted, and crying about pressing charges.

What I'd like to see is a Gunt comeback arc. He gets so pissed that he gets in the gym, gets buffed up and comes back for revenge. Challenge Cog to a fight in the ring and destroy him.

Imagine the peacocking then, the Gunted bravado. Not sure whatever comes next going down this path is anything good, funny as it is. I'm afraid he'll shrivel up and fade away at this point.

Plus, not gonna lie, no matter what he's done in life, you can't help but want to see a dude this embarassed and humiliated in front of the world have some kind of redemption for himself. Ralph has kids at home. What the fuck is he doing with his life. He's like the most retarded man alive.

What does it take, Ralph? Hit the gym. You'll no longer have two Gunt venom sacs. Bro, you look like a fucking disgrace. You literally have the physique of a baby. Don't even quit the Internet, just go for a walk every day for a month, then start lifting. In six months you'll start looking completely different.

Don't know why the fuck I"m bothering, but just seeing a dude this low brings out the Bro in me.
 
This is the worst take and will continue to breed more retards on the internet, more malicious than the last.
At some point, there needs to be accountability for what you've done to other people, the last two times in Lisbon have been that for Ralph and will happen again for as long as he continues to create drama and harass people online and offline.

You can scream about how violence is wrong over and over again, but it won't stop until the person creating the issues stops too, you can't just stop human nature and humans responses and reactions and emotions.
I'm not saying violence is wrong, I just don't think being violent against some guy who has done nothing but be a retard online is wrong. In the case of Ralph though he wasn't just a retard on the internet, the first time he got his ass kicked being a wigger to prostitutes and the second time he tried to pick a fight and lost as the other guys weren't engaging before that.
 
I'm not saying violence is wrong, I just don't think being violent against some guy who has done nothing but be a retard online is wrong. In the case of Ralph though he wasn't just a retard on the internet, the first time he got his ass kicked being a wigger to prostitutes and the second time he tried to pick a fight and lost as the other guys weren't engaging before that.
But the issue is that Ralph genuinely doesn't just cause issues online, he has caused a shit ton of issues both online and offline, harrassing people for so long like mekotur, josh etc. causing fights in person like with digibro and so on,

If Ethan was your run of the mill lolcow who just said some mean things online then I wouldn't really see him getting beaten on the street as being justified, but this dude is not just an average lolcow, he's just a general dick that got what he deserved when he fucked around with someone not willing to put up with his shit.
 
If anyone is an asshole in this case it's Ralph. All he had to do was to remain calm. That's it. Don't start a fight or anything, wait for Cog to confront you and keep recording, see what happens next. Pure and simple, but no, your boy decide to act like a macho and got his ass handed to him, and I'm suppose to feel sorry for him? Need I remind you this is the same guy, who mocked Cog for years & mistreated his co-hosts? His buffoonery is why joined KiwiFarms.
All Ralph had to do was maintain a certain distance. Ralph could've chimped out as much as he wanted, called Cog every name in the book, and dared Cog to approach him. But once the Legendary 4'11" Memphis 10 Millimeter got in Cog's face, and ESPECIALLY if it's true that Ralph slapped Cog's phone away/out of Cog's hand it is Ralph who is seen as having instigated a fight.
 
Look as much as I enjoy giggling at Ralph's antics and grotesque gunted form, this is as low as a man gets in my opinion. Ralph is so felted it's beyond repair, especially after him screaming for the police,
He screamed for the police last time, before kicking a dude in the head while he was held down by 10 people.
What I'd like to see is a Gunt comeback arc
No fuck off, gunt is a faggot pussy, he deserves any misfortune he gets. Any retards sperging out about he dindu nuffin he's a good boy can get fucked too. Ralph has done absolutely nothing to earn a comeback arc, he's never been up. He's always been a vindictive deceitful womanly backstabbing faggot, he's only gotten louder and more obnoxious in the last 5 years.
 
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But the issue is that Ralph genuinely doesn't just cause issues online, he has caused a shit ton of issues both online and offline, harrassing people for so long like mekotur, josh etc. causing fights in person like with digibro and so on,

If Ethan was your run of the mill lolcow who just said some mean things online then I wouldn't really see him getting beaten on the street as being justified, but this dude is not just an average lolcow, he's just a general dick that got what he deserved when he fucked around with someone not willing to put up with his shit.
I agree with that, that when Ralph is being a sperg in person and picking a fight he should be beat down. The original post I replied to made it sound like you were for violence against people just being a tard online though which is what I took issue with.
 
Literally did. There is a video too.
Ralph stepped up to Cog, Then Ralph got attacked by some dude who was with Cog. Ralph stepped up to Cog but it was not Cog who beat him. Ralph did not lay a hand on Cog's golem but the golem did beat Ralph, and even hurt a bystander while he was trying to assault him again as Ralph was retreating. So, what part of those events is "fat retard tries to attack you and you beat him up"? It would be sort of true if Ralph managed to beat up the guy attacking him lol
 
I agree with that, that when Ralph is being a sperg in person and picking a fight he should be beat down. The original post I replied to made it sound like you were for violence against people just being a tard online though which is what I took issue with.
Being a retard online doesn't constitute being beaten, but allowing people like Ralph who gets off to the bad attention and continue to harass and fuck with people is a terrible, terrible hill to die on.

My main point really was that the people who are moralfagging and crying over ralph getting beaten are the people that will contribute to somebody else worse than ralph eventually coming around, because if you have a gaggle of random idiots online defending you even though you are a giant fucking cock to everyone around you, it really would bolster you to continue your behavior.
 
Maybe you should try approaching people in public as Ralph did to see what their opinion is about what is an attack.
After they'd been stalking me while I'm out and about waddling around like the fat tourist I am? Who're there because they crowdfunded my ass-whooping? I mean, those are the circumstances. Tunnel vision is a bitch and is stopping people from appreciating the fullness of the nectar.
 
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