Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[gaystoner]

20 bucks says its baked alaska's attorney

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Using the DMCA system like this is like going to the teacher to tell of a boy who called you nasty names in the playground.

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"You beat me up irl so Ill copyright claim your content" might be the very gayest internet beef I've ever fucking heard of, lmao.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Anglo niggers are trash, but you're one of the good ones.

Never thought I'd post side by side with a chav.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

20 bucks says its baked alaska's attorney

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Does he realize he's just inviting another shit-pounding?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

There's a movie I saw over in Iraq around 2005/2006 called "Run Ronnie Run." The premise of the movie was a guy got drunk and dumb and featured on COPS so many times; a tv producer thought up a show idea of getting this guy drunk and following him aroubs with a camera to record the antics.

I'm not saying it's already been done. I'm asking if life imitates art or if art imitates life,

David Cross bit he made famous in Mr. Show. I tried to get him to reprise the role in a goof 2020 run against Trump for President but he wouldn't do it. Very similar to Ralph's character.

 

[Slimy Time]

I absolutely am cheering him up for that.

The last thing he sees is Jim's face before Jade unloads a clip in his fat head.

 

[DumbDude42]

20 bucks says its baked alaska's attorney

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>pressing charges
>in portuguese court
>as an american
>against a brit

taking international lolcow litigation to the next level
this could be the beginning to a new era of courtroom kino. anybody know if portuguese court proceedings are public record?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

20 bucks says its baked alaska's attorney

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Seems odd that he cares more about pressing charges against someone for pushing him to the ground but not a peep about the 4 dudes who beat his ass, stole his purse and permanently disfigured him. How's that criminal case coming all Ralph? Why not follow up on that one?

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

Ethan is going for the standard "It's nawt truuu!" approach because he technically didn't swing first, he was going for that gay ass shit wiggers do where they get on each others face and rub their nipples together while they holler "Lets go bro!".

He has no control, though, he actually gunt slammed Cog.

Either way, starting a fight and then crying to the law when you get laid out is gay as it comes.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Using the DMCA system like this is like going to the teacher to tell of a boy who called you nasty names in the playground.

Ethan Ralph is a tough guy raised on the mean streets of West Memphis. On his streets when there's conflict, you yell "CALL THE POLICE CALL THE POLICE" to any random women walking past as soon as you topple to the ground like a sack of potatoes and then waddle to the nearest computer and tattle to anyone in authority you can find.

 

[LadiosSopp]

"You beat me up irl so Ill copyright claim your content" might be the very gayest internet beef I've ever fucking heard of, lmao.

It's the only flex he has, and it equates to just how pathetic he truly is.

 

[BlackDragoons]

>pressing charges
>in portuguese court
>as an american
>against a brit

taking international lolcow litigation to the next level
this could be the beginning to a new era of courtroom kino. anybody know if portuguese court proceedings are public record?

Oh boy this is going to be fun to see him spin it around when nothing comes of it. NO one is going to do this over a street brawl, the litigation alone is going to be a nightmare.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Who wore it better?

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

Rekieta, Branca, LM an LV will review the video after the JD/AH trial today

 

[Kosher Dill]

All right, I just have to ask, where does "felted" come from? I never heard it except with specific reference to Ralph's many humiliations.

 

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>pressing charges
>in portuguese court
>as an american
>against a brit

>Thinks he can afford a lawyer

All right, I just have to ask, where does "felted" come from? I never heard it except with specific reference to Ralph's many humiliations.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felted

felted​

(verb) A slang term originated by Phil (The Unabomber) Laak that means one has lost all of their chips at a poker table, hence the broke player is left with only the felt table top in front of them.

 

[DumbDude42]

>Thinks he can afford a lawyer

i dont know about portugal but in some places in europe the state will provide attorneys free of charge to people who cant afford one with their own income level
if portugal does the same i dont know, and i dont know if and how this applies to foreigners either. also if it's criminal charges then ralph himself wouldnt even need an attorney because it would just be the state prosecuting the case against cog and his friend

 

[Stoneheart]

20 bucks says its baked alaska's attorney

are feds allowed to do that? Portugal is CIA and not FBIs turf

 

[break these cuffs]

All right, I just have to ask, where does "felted" come from? I never heard it except with specific reference to Ralph's many humiliations.

I always figured it came from gambling. When you're all out of chips your down to the felt, ie a big loss or a losing run. No idea how it started with Ralph.

 

[EyeGuy]

20 bucks says its baked alaska's attorney

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To sum up the TL:

1. Last night, Ralph says he'll go to the police "first thing in the morning".
2. At 2pm, he posts that he hasn't gone yet but he'll go "soon".
3. Now he's saying that he couldn't get there in time for them to see him before they closed at 6pm.
4. He'll go to the 24 hour station "after he eats".

What a lazy fuck. I'd bet he was drinking by himself in his room the whole day.