Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[RandomShirtlessMan]

what's with verified users always having the most backwards retarded takes, no matter if its twitter or KF

Its almost like commiting yourself to internet boards and social media makes you slowly lose thought of how a normal real human interaction is done.

 

[Spez]

Its almost like commiting yourself to internet boards and social media makes you slowly lose thought of how a normal real human interaction is done.

Throw away all logic and commit to full digital spergouts? makes sense.

 

[The Deep State]

My only exposure to cog so far has been his low quality Ralph videos from the past few weeks, which I'd promptly click away from in disgust upon seeing some Jarbo-looking faggot with a cap and earrings. Prior to that, I'd never heard of him. While I'm enjoying the shitshow, it seems like he's just another imbecile whose only claim to relevancy is being an aylawg, and flying out to Portugal for the sole purpose of stalking gunt honestly makes him and his pal look pathetic and gay. The shitshow can only get better if they end up having to suffer as well.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Guys I honestly think we should delete this thread and maybe even close Kiwi Farms. I have it on good authority that Mossad, the CIA, the Justice League and Cobra Kai have all JOINED FORCES to take down any donor or commenter on this horrific massacre. We are in such trouble and Ralph is coming for us.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't like Ralph, but planing to go to another country with your buddy to let him beat up a guy you have a problem with, is pretty gay.

So? So everyone involved is a complete faggot, who cares?

After the Portuguese won the First Battle of Lisbon, sending the gunt retreating with a shattered orbital bone, English reinforcements have brought victory again in the Second Battle of Lisbon.

We'll always have your back Portugal!

It seems like any time the Gunt does something colossally stupid and gets his ass kicked, he goes out of his way to do it again. How can he even maintain the Ralphamale bullshit seriously when he has not won a fight in his life? Is there even a human being left who hasn't beat the shit out of this little midget within an inch of his life without even breaking a sweat doing it?

I also just can't get over how Reethan literally has the physique and musculature of a newborn infant. He literally looks like a baby wallowing around on the ground getting kicked back and forth like a side of pork.

 

[Mister Mint]

What I'd like to see is a Gunt comeback arc. He gets so pissed that he gets in the gym, gets buffed up and comes back for revenge. Challenge Cog to a fight in the ring and destroy him.

I want to see this too. A real training montage worthy year where he cleans up, works out, and gets after it hard.
But when he gets into the ring I still want to see him lose because I think that's funnier.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

People were mentioning that IP2 streamers were en route to Lisbon yesterday to fuck with Ethan. Any more info on that?

@alicesroom said she would go to Portugal, but it's Alice so she's lying.

I would pay to watch her beat the hell out of Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

Pinning this tweet isn't the W you think it is Ralph, lol.
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Didn't Reethan take the first swing? In fact, didn't the fat retard charge the fucker after already getting his ass handed to him? Pretty sure even in Europe you're allowed to swing back. There's also the possible stalking issue considering they set this up. Most likely they just throw the lot of them out of the country and put them on a list of retarded undesirable aliens.

 

[Madgneto Was Right]

So he has been in Portugal for about three days and already got his ass beaten by the Anglo menace, how the hell is he going to cope staying in Portugal for 10 more days?

Luckily the Manchester Monster did not seriously injure Ralph, but because of his wigger pride he is likely thinking of ways to get any win he can. I expect he will continue to sperg out, goes in search for drugs and hookers, and finds himself catching another beating or some sort of legal trouble. I would another beating is more likely, but legal trouble in Portugal would add some variety to the arc. If he stays holed up in his hotel room for the rest of the trip it would just be admitting to the world how shook he is by taking a so-so beating from two random English chavs.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

How much more fondling and touching from Ralph did you want to see?

Any at all tbh, because from what we have, there's really none between shaky cam and Cog covering up the unwarranted beat down when he comes to his senses. If the encounter wasn't cut short by the animal violence, there could have been good 20 minutes of mutual hollering in public.

The golem should have been a backup camera, not muscle.

 

[Ripe]

People were mentioning that IP2 streamers were en route to Lisbon yesterday to fuck with Ethan. Any more info on that?

Rule #1. Never believe anything a IP2 streamer says.

 

[Kyle Larson]

Holy shit, I had thought that new footage had surfaced of the original purse-stealing incident. It wasn't until I heard the Soowee'ing I realized Ethan is now 2-for-2 in Portugese ass-whoopings.

The filming of Chris Chan's arrest was truly a passing of the torch. I have been truly in awe of the frequency and magnitude of shit Ralph has gotten himself into. It's only a matter of time before he reaches lows previously thought impossible, and the lower he gets the more likely he is to die because of people on the internet that laugh at him. it's honestly astonishing.

I was born too late to enjoy the height of the American empire. The greatest athletes of all time I've witnessed, but I was too young to truly appreciate. That's all trivial, because I am here for the golden age of Internet retard drama.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yes.fuck yes.
this is what you tube fuckwits need. no drama channels. no twitter wars just straight to the streets.
Well done son opened him up like a jam sandwich

 

[AnOminous]

It makes me almost feel sad for him. Almost. If he wasn't such a fucking retarded piece of shit I probably wouldn't even laugh at this honest to God. It's just sad.

Ralph should be thanking God for every free lesson in how not to be a retard he's been given in a series of endless ass whippings. Maybe a few more beatings will beat the retard out of him.

Also despite getting his ass kicked constantly he's still shit at it. If you realize your life is taking a rapid turn where an ass kicking is definitely in your future, you really want your spine to a wall and your face protected. Most of the really bad things that can happen to you from getting stomped are related to your spine and skull. If you break a leg or some shit you'll live.

My only exposure to cog so far has been his low quality Ralph videos from the past few weeks, which I'd promptly click away from in disgust upon seeing some Jarbo-looking faggot with a cap and earrings.

Well he is the kind of retard whose idea of a good time is apparently taking a vacation not to have fun but to beat up a fat mongoloid. I'm pretty sure I've had more fun laughing at them all than they have in their retarded mutual endeavors. I knew nothing about this weird assclown before now. Now all I know is he is a weird assclown who kicked Ethan Ralph's ass, so I'm leaning slightly toward approving.

Anyone who actually donated money to this is a sped, though.

 

[Telemeter]

Didn't Reethan take the first swing? In fact, didn't the fat retard charge the fucker after already getting his ass handed to him? Pretty sure even in Europe you're allowed to swing back. There's also the possible stalking issue considering they set this up. Most likely they just throw the lot of them out of the country and put them on a list of retarded undesirable aliens.

Ethan is going for the standard "It's nawt truuu!" approach because he technically didn't swing first, he was going for that gay ass shit wiggers do where they get on each others face and rub their nipples together while they holler "Lets go bro!".

He has no control, though, he actually gunt slammed Cog.

Like most things Ralph does, he actually also recorded the evidence that he initiated contact against Cog on his own stream:

He's not just on Cog's face, he actually recorded how far his foot was past Cog's toes, LOL.

So yeah, gunt slamming counts as initiating the violence, Cog defended himself, Ralph's trying to snake around it by saying he didn't throw the first punch.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Using the DMCA system like this is like going to the teacher to tell of a boy who called you nasty names in the playground.

 

[chris driver]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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whoever beats up ethan ralph to a pulp is always good in my book.
he's gonna carry that gunt.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Using the DMCA system like this is like going to the teacher to tell of a boy who called you nasty names in the playground.

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Such a little bitch that's been felted on camera. Can't stand up for himself in a fight so resorts to doing petty shity that cog can't really fight back against in a worthwhile sense.

 

[AnOminous]

Using the DMCA system like this is like going to the teacher to tell of a boy who called you nasty names in the playground.

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Wow, what a Chad alpha. I'm sure that will stop Cog from beating his ass into pudding again.

yes.fuck yes.
this is what you tube fuckwits need. no drama channels. no twitter wars just straight to the streets.
Well done son opened him up like a jam sandwich

This. If there were a YouTube channel called "Ethan Ralph getting his ass kicked" and it was just 24/7 Ethan Ralph getting his ass kicked I'd watch it.

Using the DMCA system like this is like going to the teacher to tell of a boy who called you nasty names in the playground.

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All this confirms is what we already knew, Ralph grew up as the fat fuck in high school and was probably routinely beaten by Negroes. He talks shit but can't finish it. As we saw in this particular beating video, he doesn't even know basic self-defense, just passive shit not to get the shit beat out of you. It isn't like Cog is some mixed MMA dude, he seems fairly sizable and can throw a punch, but he wasn't even putting much effort into mauling that idiot midget. All he had to do was stay down. Instead he tried throwing a sucker punch when he's the sucker.

Such a little bitch that's been felted on camera. Can't stand up for himself in a fight so resorts to doing petty shity that cog can't really fight back against in a worthwhile sense.

Imagine boasting that last night you were a complete pussified faggot 10 times, and you're going to do it 10 more times today, because you're that weak and impotent.

 

[Kheapathic]

Ralph's losses could net him a movie series
Ralph: Crippled by the Cops
Ralph 2: Trounced by the Trannies
Ralph 3: Pounded in Portugal
R4: Bodied in the Bowling Alley
Ralph the TV Miniseries: The Punched in Portugal Saga: Licked in Lisbon

There's a movie I saw over in Iraq around 2005/2006 called "Run Ronnie Run." The premise of the movie was a guy got drunk and dumb and featured on COPS so many times; a tv producer thought up a show idea of getting this guy drunk and following him aroubs with a camera to record the antics.

I'm not saying it's already been done. I'm asking if life imitates art or if art imitates life,