Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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“Legal analysis” was that Ralph probably started the fight
Dan was probably the instigator on the third and final altercation
Ralph ending up in the road is potentially use of deadly force
I think the panel are leaning toward this being a mutual combat

All of this means nothing because nobody knows Portugal follow common law like God fearing people or Continental law like animals
 
This is my biggest issue.
This fight is the first time in a long time I've actually felt sorry for Ralph.
I'm too empathetic I think. I just can't help but to imagine how he felt in that moment laying there on the ground and idk. I just feel a little sad for him.

But then I remember that he had every chance to just walk away. Instead he instigated the fight. And if he had the opportunity he would've put someone else on the ground just like that.

I still empathize a bit too much (even when I shouldn't), but when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes...
Here's the thing I think a lot of people feeling sorry for Ralph are not considering. Why does he get in internet beefs with seemingly everyone who talks to him? Why does he get attacked in public? What do you think it takes to get someone to spend a few hundred bucks and waste a day so you can be punched in the face. I've been in fights in my life. They've all been in the heat of the moment and over quickly. I've never had someone follow me out of a bar or concert to confront me or recommit after it was broken up let alone had someone hop on a flight with their friends to find me. You have to try to get that level of animosity directed at you. Ralph has cultivated it and revels in it.

Ralph can't help but make enemies with everyone. His skin is so fucking thin and he only cares about himself. He has to bad mouth, provoke, and lie about everyone he can because when he doesn't, there's nothing to drown out the voice telling him how much of a loser he is. He's an alcoholic, a drug addict, a domestic abuser, an elder abuser, a groomer. He's fat and has a small penis. He was a the poor fat kid who got made fun of in school. He has no friends at nearly 40. He's selfish and inconsiderate. The only person he's ever loved in his life was Jim.

I can see feeling bad about how he became the way he is. I'm willing to bet his childhood sucked, but he's had decades to become a man. Instead he chose to treat his mom like shit, lust after underage girls, and consoom every substance he could get his hands on. I can see how he's pathetic and pitiable, but he's choosing this. I believe he's leaning into it purposefully because it's the only way to continue being the best in the sektur and make $1000 a day.

At some point you have to be accountable for your actions.
 
I don't follow the Opie & Anthony community, but yeah. There is a threshold that all long term alcoholics eventually cross where they need to be treated like vulnerable adults until their competency is restored following a period of enforced abstention. They often need assistance to bathe properly, need consistent reminders to chew food before swallowing, and so on, 0nlyUseMeBlade from the IP2 circus is someone fast approaching that stage.

Korsakoff is just one of many looming threats to Ralph's health, but just about any physician getting a glimpse at Ralph is probably going to be way more concerned about his heart and overall cardiovascular health. That pallor combined with labored breathing from just walking is fucking grim.

Alprazolam (xanax) is pretty synergistic with ethanol and the desirable effects of alprazolam can be extended by ethanol consumption, why that is really isn't understood, but I think it has something to do with the fact both substances are metabolized by the body differently. The aggression you mentioned is a common secondary effect, even in Pfizer's original clinical tests, people taking low dosages self reported anger issues. The two combined is just a recipe for violence IMO.

Watching Ralph's most recent fight with his inability to keep his balance and how delayed the response to protect his face with his hands/arms looks like cerebellar degeneration, which can be caused by both alcohol abuse and benzo abuse. Warski would have pummeled the shit out of him and those 14oz gloves would have had Ralph's brain sloshing around in that fat cranium of his, all to the further detriment of his cognitive health.




Ralph would have to fundamentally change his entire lifestyle to get clean, at this point streaming and using are so closely intertwined that he probably can't stream without triggering a craving of some kind.
I'm assuming you are medically trained, if not a physician, so I guess I'd like to ask you what is the greatest risk to Ralph's life:
His obesity and general unfitness
His alchoholism
His Xanax addiction
His wigger nature, taking the southern 'culture of honor' (I.E. if anyone 'messes' with you, violent retaliation is acceptable) to the point of parody
 
PL a bit. Used to be 320lbs at 5'11". No fucking way Ralph is 250, or even 320 for that matter.
We had this discussion in another thread. I am 5'10". At one point I was around 260 because I was dating a girl who cooked a lot. Even at that point I did not have a gunt. Now, I'm built kind of like cog's friend that beat up Ralph with the big shoulders and Ralph clearly is not, but still, it is literally impossible he is 5'7" with that gunt at 250. He has to be lying about the height or weight or both.
 
PL a bit. Used to be 320lbs at 5'11". No fucking way Ralph is 250, or even 320 for that matter.
Given his stature and pure mass I think he's closer to 350-365. He moves like his frame can't handle his weight easily so his actions seem lagged even if it's just moving whale screaming into a mic about Brittany Venti.
 
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“Legal analysis” was that Ralph probably started the fight
Dan was probably the instigator on the third and final altercation
Ralph ending up in the road is potentially use of deadly force
I think the panel are leaning toward this being a mutual combat

All of this means nothing because nobody knows Portugal follow common law like God fearing people or Continental law like animals
I think it is entirely unlikely this will go anywhere legally.
This was a small altercation, where both parties played a role in instigating it at different times. If it occurred in the UK it would at most be a case of Ralph committing assault and Dan committing battery. However, more likely it would be charged as something like affray - it was a fight in public with no substantial injuries. You would get a caution and maybe a small fine.

Given it is so inconsequential you also need to consider the following: Cog and Dan are not in Portugal and I somehow doubt that the Portuguese authorities will seek to pursue this over international borders. I am no expert, but there must exist threshold for that shit. They wouldn't look to bring to charges every drunken brit who gets into a fight on holiday.

Further, reporting this crime to his local police will achieve nothing, they would not have jurisdiction and videos of him saying he would beat Ralph up when there is back and forth shit talking will never go anywhere because the CPS would refuse to prosecute the case as its baseless.

With that said:
Ralph started the fight, and the initial response from Cog and Dan was justified, but the punching, fishhooking etc whilst Ralph was sat like a toddler was unjustifiable.

We had this discussion in another thread. I am 5'10". At one point I was around 260 because I was dating a girl who cooked a lot. Even at that point I did not have a gunt. Now, I'm built kind of like cog's friend that beat up Ralph with the big shoulders and Ralph clearly is not, but still, it is literally impossible he is 5'7" with that gunt at 250. He has to be lying about the height or weight or both.
I was thinking about the Gunt the other day, and my working theory is that it is primarily made up of excess skin from when he went to prison. He lost a LOT of weight when he went to prison, if you see the video of Ralph and Brianna Wu he was a chunky fat retard, when he left prison he had fairly normal proportions. Losing that much weight, that quickly, through a huge calorie deficit will have left a lot of excess skin. Which is why it is so fucking puff and weird looking, it's saggy.
 
Given his stature and pure mass I think he's closer to 350-365. He moves like his frame can't handle his weight easily so his actions seem lagged even if it's just moving whale screaming into a mic about Brittany Venti.
So we've all seen sneak peeks of the gunt in various forms. Seeing him hanging out there on the street being spilled out all over gave me a pretty good idea visually. Granted he's shorter than me, but the amount of protrusion of his upper half compared to his lower half, he has to be 400+ easily. Ffs, the portions that hand below his belt line are probably 40lbs on each side of the bifurcation.
 
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PL a bit. Used to be 320lbs at 5'11". No fucking way Ralph is 250, or even 320 for that matter.
Are you implying that Ralph's strict diet of steak and margs hasn't caused him to lose 25 pounds in the last month? Now that I think about it, it was probably YOUR bifurcated gunt that got norf'd in the street!
 
This is my biggest issue.
This fight is the first time in a long time I've actually felt sorry for Ralph.
I'm too empathetic I think. I just can't help but to imagine how he felt in that moment laying there on the ground and idk. I just feel a little sad for him.

But then I remember that he had every chance to just walk away. Instead he instigated the fight. And if he had the opportunity he would've put someone else on the ground just like that.

I still empathize a bit too much (even when I shouldn't), but when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes...
Oh yeah I agree there, Ralph sitting there cross-legged on the pavement giving two middle fingers is one of the most pathetic humiliating things I've ever seen in my life.

He was completely powerless and at the mercy of Dan to the point where his only win scenario is to not beg for mercy, it probably gave him flash backs to elementary school where he'd try to peacock to the cool kid in class and had to eat dirt in front of the entire classroom.

But you have to remember that he probably had to eat dirt because he got told on for hanging another kids dog and most likely deserved an even more severe punishment.

I won't even bother going down the list of shit Ralph's done as an adult to deserve this because he'd be eating pavement again before I could finish.
 
Are you implying that Ralph's strict diet of steak and margs hasn't caused him to lose 25 pounds in the last month? Now that I think about it, it was probably YOUR bifurcated gunt that got norf'd in the street!
I only did it because you doxed Xander you fucking faggot
Edited to take the second X out before Josh deletes my account
 
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“Legal analysis” was that Ralph probably started the fight
Dan was probably the instigator on the third and final altercation
Ralph ending up in the road is potentially use of deadly force
I think the panel are leaning toward this being a mutual combat

All of this means nothing because nobody knows Portugal follow common law like God fearing people or Continental law like animals
Best part? Lawyer who knows nothing about Ralph sad ... "He carries a purse though"
 
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