Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas can't work again unless it's completely away from the public, and even then he'd probably do something with a female co-worker or complain "Where the women at?". He would return to leaving creepy notes for all Gen Z girls like he used to before the Starbucks incident, and the brief time he recently was leaving unreadable full pages of his scribble on posts near some high school.

Lucas will eventually end up homeless again and die under a bridge. He can't be kept in a place like Mallon forever, I suspect he was only placed there temporarily because of his decaying beetus feet.

 

[AnOminous]

The minute he is not under supervision or accountable to anyone he will stop taking his meds again. This is almost certain considering his past behavior.

It's sad they don't give these loons long-acting antipsychotics. They could literally do it every month. No tard juice, no tard bucks.

 

[mothman96]

Why is he on depakote? Do they think he’s having seizures that make him act out?
Just to add: most seizures aren’t what people imagine, ie. stiff muscles, spasms, etc.
That’s grand mal seizure, which are quite severe.

I’m still betting on a SR seroquel or something similar during the day to keep his mood level, and who the fuck knows what his nighttime meds are.

Depakote is also used to treat Bipolar.

https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-1788/depakote-oral/details

 

[Da Dude123]

The employment pro will help Lucas build a resume. He can't be a cashier, though. 2 years experience MINIMUM. Now he just needs some shoes and glasses, so he has them.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Weren’t they trying to find the right meds for him?
SSDIs, antipsychotics etc. all seem similar, but really aren’t.
Whatever cocktail they have him on seem to be working (as best they can for someone like wern).

Why is he on depakote? Do they think he’s having seizures that make him act out?
Just to add: most seizures aren’t what people imagine, ie. stiff muscles, spasms, etc.
That’s grand mal seizure, which are quite severe.

I’m still betting on a SR seroquel or something similar during the day to keep his mood level, and who the fuck knows what his nighttime meds are.

I dated a crazy chick once upon a time… isn’t Seroquel a night time med?

 

[mothman96]

The employment pro will help Lucas build a resume. He can't be a cashier, though. 2 years experience MINIMUM. Now he just needs some shoes and glasses, so he has them.

Work agent to Fatso -- "Lets get started building with your resume. What is your work history"
Fatso -- "2 weeks at McDonald's in 1999"

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The employment pro will help Lucas build a resume. He can't be a cashier, though. 2 years experience MINIMUM. Now he just needs some shoes and glasses, so he has them.

How tough is it to build a resume with zero on it?

I sincerely hope he tries to pad this non-resumé with some of his "social justice activism", translation: screaming at the top of his lungs about how he can't get his dick wet while pacing around a public park scaring families.

 

[Da Dude123]

How tough is it to build a resume with zero on it?

I sincerely hope he tries to pad this non-resumé with some of his "social justice activism", translation: screaming at the top of his lungs about how he can't get his dick wet while pacing around a public park scaring families.

The only positive thing he can truthfully list on his resume is his short stints at the community college. On paper that is the only thing he could put that would look somewhat productive. Not that he did great in school, but he did attend some classes.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas can't work again unless it's completely away from the public…

This isn’t actually true. The vocational rehab placement wouldn’t be public facing (probably), but there’s nothing to stop him from applying on his own.
I know he wont, and wouldn’t get hired if he did, but maybe ghosts exist too - you never know!


I lost the quote thing, but SR (slow release) seroquel is quite common to basically dope people up “just enough”

 

[mothman96]

The only positive thing he can truthfully list on his resume is his short stints at the community college. On paper that is the only thing he could put that would look somewhat productive. Not that he did great in school, but he did attend some classes.

Bet the bumcel is really going to play up the community college stint. He made the "honor roll". Probably put it in there as an "attribute" that'll make a good employee. Of course the Creep is going to leave out he flunked out twice.

ETA:

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Bet the bumcel is really going to play up the community college stint. He made the "honor roll". Probably put it in there as an "attribute" that'll make a good employee. Of course the Creep is going to leave out he flunked out twice.

ETA:
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"We're already do that at our meetings"

Is Amanda kidding? Lucas can't even get his own girlfriend, you really think he's going to put forward any effort to get a job? He expects someone to deliver the job to him. He's terminally lazy, like at a certain point you have to wonder if it's actually a factor of his mental disorder that he's such a sloth.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Idk if I'm late at noticing this or not but it seems like he changed the caption under his name. I swear any website that gives him the option to make a bio of any kind he always puts the dumbest, creepiest, most pointless shit in it.

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Work agent to Fatso -- "Lets get started building with your resume. What is your work history"
Fatso -- "2 weeks at McDonald's in 1999"

Standup comic.
Spoken word poet.
Influencer.
Spokesman.
Landscaper.
Full-time student with honors. Doctoral candidate.
Social Justice Advocate.

 

[mothman96]

Primary skill for the bumcel's resume - professional beggar.
Crying?

ETA:
3 days ago the Creeper made the $20 nursing home room tour, followed by 2 $5 shout outs. $30 in the last 3 days and is now begging for another 5 for "caffeine".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Standup comic.
Spoken word poet.
Influencer.
Spokesman.
Landscaper.
Full-time student with honors. Doctoral candidate.
Social Justice Advocate.

I seriously bet he uses at least half of these.

And "landscaper"? You mean because he used to shit on hedges while homeless? "Freelance amateur fertilizer"

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Let us not forget this crowning achievement in Lucas’s vast list of accomplishments. This certainly belongs on a resume.

https://www.geocities.ws/ishmaelsword/about.html

 

[mothman96]

Begging for a 2 liter Coke.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Let us not forget this crowning achievement in Lucas’s vast list of accomplishments. This certainly belongs on a resume.

https://www.geocities.ws/ishmaelsword/about.html

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Add "tribalism" to the list of words Fatty doesn't understand. Hint: it's not a positive.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Primary skill for the bumcel's resume - professional beggar.
Crying?
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ETA:
3 days ago the Creeper made the $20 nursing home room tour, followed by 2 $5 shout outs. $30 in the last 3 days and is now begging for another 5 for "caffeine".

Seems like lucas haven't really progressed pass his highschool emo phase

Standup comic.
Spoken word poet.
Influencer.
Spokesman.
Landscaper.
Full-time student with honors. Doctoral candidate.
Social Justice Advocate.

you forgot to add, professional landfill

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Begging for a 2 liter Coke.

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He looks like a big fat slug, and I'm sure he doesn't smell better than one.