Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I feel sorry for Jim since he's been caught up in all this despite having literally nothing to do with the event other than a few tweets, but it would be funny to see a mini IBS war in a driveway from 50 different livestream angles.
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honestly, I pray to the lolcow god CWC that ralph goes there, any ending will be hilarious. Out of all the possible scenarios, it won't end with a Ralph win, except of course the manufactured ones he spins on twitter.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So Ralph’s secondary defense is spitting blood like a snake? Is his last defense shitting himself?

 

[Fslur]

Cog really isn’t an “alog” he’s been streaming long before he ever fell out with the Gunt and is a streamer. Irl streaming has always been filled with meet ups, snipes ect.

If Ralph doesn’t like stuff happening to him then he needs to stop saying he will fight xyz and stop telling people to show up. The biggest victim in the sector spending his “vacation” at a Portuguese police station trying to get the meanies in trouble. Meanwhile the Brits are free and at home laughing at him.

I can only think Ralph needs to be a victim at this point for sympathy donations.

 

[Beef Elemental]

So Ralph’s secondary defense is spitting blood like a snake? Is his last defense shitting himself?

Yes. It's called the Hamson Option.

 

[AnOminous]

So Ralph’s secondary defense is spitting blood like a snake? Is his last defense shitting himself?

Isn't shitting himself just his normal behavior?

 

[Retink]

Here's a question, if Chris and Gunt got into a real fight, who would win? My money is on Chris with his elbow grease strength.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

Here's a question, if Chris and Gunt got into a real fight, who would win? My money is on Chris with his elbow grease strength.

Chris because I'd bet he has retained some retard strength. Ralph's muscles have atrophied to the point of no return.

 

[AnOminous]

Here's a question, if Chris and Gunt got into a real fight, who would win? My money is on Chris with his elbow grease strength.

Chris would rape him in both his butthole and his bizarre bifurcated gunt.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Chris would rape soulbond with him in both his butthole and his bizarre bifurcated gunt.

Fixed.

 

[Buel19]

podo.org really took a big win over flam
i must admit it even though guy is a creep

"Ethan Ralph won because he had the stronger will to keep fighting". The absolute guntguard cope.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris because I'd bet he has retained some retard strength. Ralph's muscles have atrophied to the point of no return.

Ralph has tiny little pathetic, sad, midgety-ass little T-rex "arms" that everyone laughs at. The gunt literally can't throw a punch because any human male of normal height could simply extend their own arm and block this tiny little midget with no arms, this fat faggot literally couldn't even reach you! So you could just punch him and knock him down and kick him and slap him and even piss in his face and he couldn't do anything. That's how weak he is!

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's a question, if Chris and Gunt got into a real fight, who would win? My money is on Chris with his elbow grease strength.

Chris, he's like 5'11'' and has tard strength. He will sodomise Ralph to death.

 

[instythot]

I would prefer him getting his ass kicked yet again. I just want a constant 24/7 IP2 level bullshit stream of this fat bastard getting pig-wrangled out of bed, wrestled to the floor, and repeatedly kicked in the face.

How often would he need to get beaten up on live camera before he stopped acting like a big tough man when watching the footage of one of his beatings?

 

[Ol' Slag]

Has it been confirmed that Ralph spit blood/snot on Cogs friend?

It's not out of line for him to use bodily fluids to his advantage. He did the same thing in the Riley scuffle.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris, he's like 5'11'' and has tard strength. He will sodomise Ralph to death.

I hope when Chris escapes criminally insane prison with a trick like Hannibal Lecter would have done, he tracks down Ralph and cannibalizes him and sodomizes him and even gomorrah-izes him too.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

This is definitely the year of the lolcow

 

[TV's Adam West]

PROTIP: if these are your first words in a post they should also be your last. Because absolutely nobody ever recovers from a good solid "shut up retard."

Shut up retard.

 

[Ratzinger]

The incident is so minor, it doesn't even matter who's guilty. By Ralphs own characterization the damage amounts to a broken pair of sunglasses, a cut on his chin and his hurt feelings. A judge in western europe isn't going to jail anyone over this.
Assuming our judge declares all guilt lies with Cog and Dan the Man, their punishment will amount to promising not to do it again. At worst they have to pay for Ralphs lawyer or do Community service or some shit, who cares?
I also doubt there's any way of forcing them to show up in a portuguese court to begin with.

 

[F_Break]

Has it been confirmed that Ralph spit blood/snot on Cogs friend?

It's not out of line for him to use bodily fluids to his advantage. He did the same thing in the Riley scuffle.

You can actually hear him doing it in the video. He starts hocking super loud when the other guy is walking towards him and then spitting right before the camera catches him back on his ass in the street.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I hope when Chris escapes criminally insane prison with a trick like Hannibal Lecter would have done, he tracks down Ralph and cannibalizes him and sodomizes him and even gomorrah-izes him too.

Chris might find a way to zeboimize and admahize him. So much potential with the combination of autism and gunt.