DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SomeBoyo]

And he wants to play Pacman collection? Why would he play it? Why would anyone play it?

He has no games to fill his time slots. He got Skyrim and WWE (which he also wants to drop), SE5 is too hitman for him and he has "no" games until mid June and his retro games don't bring him money so he's in a midlife crisis, so much he's been hinting at dropping gameplay for "other stuff" for some streams.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hey Phil, if you're going to repeat your schedule ad nauseam, at least try to mix it up a little in between the thinly-veiled salt.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He has no games to fill his time slots. He got Skyrim and WWE (which he also wants to drop), SE5 is too hitman for him and he has "no" games until mid June and his retro games don't bring him money so he's in a midlife crisis, so much he's been hinting at dropping gameplay for "other stuff" for some streams.

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"lost it's way" hasn't Sniper Elite always been a stealth game? So why is he giving it negative points for stealth?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Lifelong gamer Dave Bennett can’t find a game he hasn’t played to fill up time, meanwhile my backlog of both new and old games I wanna play only grows

 

[actually]

"lost it's way" hasn't Sniper Elite always been a stealth game? So why is he giving it negative points for stealth?

He's mad he can't squeal "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH RIGHT IN DUH BAWLS!" repeatedly, so he's lashing out.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

begging then saying he walked a mile in 20 mins and was doused in sweat, took a shower and is overheating now.

Begbot Mk14 is overheating. Please insert a $100 bill to start cooling protocols.

Also, one (1) mile? Ethan Ralph walks 2 miles just to spite the ay-lawgz. Imagine being one upped in physical activity by a 500 pound 5'1'' man whose massive fat gut shapeshifts between looking like a big gut to looking like an oversized ballsack to looking like a frontal asscrack to looking like a Nurgle Chaos Spawn from Warhammer 40k.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

He's mad he can't squeal "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH RIGHT IN DUH BAWLS!" repeatedly, so he's lashing out.

Can’t he though? Does SE5 not have the slow motion damage analysis anymore? I thought that was easily the most unique and satisfying parts of that series

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Beg video incoming lmao

 

[Iron Father]

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Beg video incoming lmao

This guy is like a snort-engine train of begging. Wheelchair wallets looking like Derich's search history right now.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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Beg video incoming lmao

I'm predicting the video starts off with a big sigh.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Been a while since we had a new "EMERGENCY" video.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Are you fucking kidding me....



And he did the daily wrap too hahahahaha

 

[Grimlock]

I'm predicting the video starts off with a big sigh.

I just laughed so hard cause that's exactly what he did LMAO

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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This guy is like a snort-engine train of begging. Wheelchair wallets looking like Derich's search history right now.

He never reiterates shit. He RECITES the same spiel day after day. If he was reiterating he would explain why he needs so much money in a convincing way. Add Reiterate to the list of words he doesn't know.

Also proud to be posting on the most Free page in the thread. Down with the red coats etc. etc.

 

[SomeBoyo]

Two reasons support is slow: no new releases, gifted memberships make people think that he doesn't need help. There is some "stuff" going on that makes it financially tight for them. yes, plural. no that's all the info you get. Anyway tip link in the description, please tip or send money to patreon. "Philosophy" of him having fun doesn't bring him money anymore. Two weeks of "slow support" starts to REALLY hurt now. TIP LINK IN DESCRIPTION OR PATREON HINT HINT.

Daily Wrap is nothingburger.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 26, 2022 - Sniper Elite 5 Disappoints, But Zelda ROCKS!

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

beg.exe stopped unexpectedly

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

The craziest retcon he's ever done is this "I have to beg for tips because I got booted off Twitch, back on Twitch I was making SO much money..."
Yes, he was making a lot of money back on Twitch. But he's completely ignoring the fact that he still begged on that platform as well.
All those Save The House streams never happened dude duhuhu

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Been a while since we had a new "EMERGENCY" video.

Tacking that "Thank You!" at the end won't make your grift any less repulsive, Phil. And of course, please tell us how it's none of our business when it comes to explaining where this money goes. We all know where it's going, so stop being a bad actor.

 

[DeeTracktor]

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[/SPOILER]

So the membership grift didnt save the stream either

Im noticing a pattern here...

EDIT Here is the face he pulls after saying ''I need help''

Spoiler: Dire Straights

A fourty year old man is pulling the puppy dog eyes as he begs for money for cheeseburgers and wrestling j-pegs.

And he has a business degree...pathetic

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Panicked Phil after $50 tips is the best content lately. Sucks it requires the starts to align but boy is it worth it.