Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Retink]

I hope when Chris escapes criminally insane prison with a trick like Hannibal Lecter would have done, he tracks down Ralph and cannibalizes him and sodomizes him and even gomorrah-izes him too.

He's got to reclaim his demon's somehow now that they reside in Gunt.

 

[AnOminous]

How often would he need to get beaten up on live camera before he stopped acting like a big tough man when watching the footage of one of his beatings?

We should literally make some kind of Milgram experiment thing about it.

Chris might find a way to zeboimize and admahize him. So much potential with the combination of autism and gunt.

How about jebusize him or caananize him? I believe JHVH told his Chosen People to kill all of those ilk.

 

[jethro]

Let the bodies blubber hit the floor!

Fixed for accuracy.

My god that bifurcated gunt.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Wait, he did the llama move again?! How the fuck did I miss that?

 

[AnOminous]

Oh shit I doubleposted. Please, kindly monkes merge them for me!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I voted for nothing happening because what were the odds of lightning striking twice, as it were?

Welp.

whatever was haunting Chris Chan definitely transferred to Ethan what a series of events with no end in sight

So basically this, but metaphorically.

I think I believe in The Merge now.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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This might be the last picture you will ever see of Ralph. RIP.

Who's filthy anus is that?

 

[Wyzzerd]

Ralph has tiny little pathetic, sad, midgety-ass little T-rex "arms" that everyone laughs at. The gunt literally can't throw a punch because any human male of normal height could simply extend their own arm and block this tiny little midget with no arms, this fat faggot literally couldn't even reach you! So you could just punch him and knock him down and kick him and slap him and even piss in his face and he couldn't do anything. That's how weak he is!

Seeing ralph all sprawled out and flailing has made me really curious as to how strong he even is. It's easy to see he would clearly be far weaker than an average man, but is he weaker than the average woman?

I'm betting there's a good chance he is.

 

[3-2-1836]

KING OF PORTUGAL

 

[whore loving dragon]

I fail to see how the beating is not Ralph's fault when the guys were literally mid-sentence discussing why they would not "press" Ralph when all of a sudden the gunt-ork charged over into their faces, squealing some mushmouthed challenge

 

[Retink]

I genuinely can't even use this thread to find out if he's done anything else in Lisbon

This is Ralph we're talking about, he's probably in hiding until the police give him a head pat and tell him he's a good piggy.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Why are people arguing who is in the right here?

Aren't we just supposed to laugh at the Gunt getting his ass kicked again?

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Shits funny no matter what.
Ralph has no balance, flexibility, or strength. He IS fat and he does have FOUR bitch tits. He IS a retard.

If Ralph gets cog and dan arrested it's funny, and it makes him a narc karen with FOUR bitch tits. If not he's maybe spent a day or two running sround soueeee'n to the man.
Either way, three dumbass retards came together in the streets of lisbon like a spergy assed troon voltron, and I laughed at ALL of them.

 

[TheClappening]

Since people were talking about Andrew Branca (self defense specialist lawyer) giving a semi-serious look at the video, here's it clipped:

Had to downsize the first one to fit.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I voted for nothing happening because what were the odds of lightning striking twice, as it were?

Welp.

So basically this, but metaphorically.
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I think I believe in The Merge now.

Chris is like the T-virus...
The damned one...
He infects everything and everyone.... specially fat cunts with similar characteristics

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I think I’ve finally figured out what it is that’s so fascinating about Ralph. You know he’s going to actually die on camera. Any random day now. You just have absolutely no fucking idea which of the 1000’s of possible Ralph’isms will actually finally do him in? Will it be his liver exploding out of him like an Alien baby? Will it be a marauding gang of Portuguese Midgets that finally ends him? Will he be stopped by the Police and gunned down in a traffic stop for being a Wigger? You can’t look away because it might finally be today, and you just know while it will be incredibly stupid, it won’t be boring.

My money is that one of his screaming fits will cause his heart to explode and he drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes.

 

[Hamdulilah]

It's so refreshing to watch all that footage again. Ralph acts like such a Cunt when he feels safe. Telling people to get out the way, talking wiggerish "Killstream worldwide, we roll deep".

You can't help but love him getting a reality check every once in a while.

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph has no balance, flexibility, or strength. He IS fat and he does have FOUR bitch tits. He IS a retard.

What about the bifurcated gunt? I think it may have even bifurcated again if you look at him wallowing around and flailing like a retard as he helplessly gets his punk ass kicked. That would be a full EIGHT BITCH TITS. Like rows of tits, like an actual pig would have.

I think that's somewhat interesting.

 

[Iamtheknifechampion]

I'm just utterly amazed how Ralph does it. He literally keeps topping himself with retarded bullshit.

 

[Keranu]

He IS a retard.

He is our retard, Sumptinsfuckey.