DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Screenshot from a short from dooty streams. It's so funny to me I'm laughing like a morahn at it.
 
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The only things he has of worth is his gaming shit and maybe his WWE account. I wonder if things will ever get bad enough that he will try to sell off his account to another whale. Like if he has to choose between liquor and doordash versus pulling Hogans. I mean he could also sell his home but that to him is his only accomplishment even through its falling apart around him.
 
Lolidaki said:
I clonked out after the failed qa segment, honestly didn't expect this since he was clearly holding back on begging. I was a fool to think he would just take the L tonight
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Honestly, he could probably reduce how burned out people were with throwing money away on him if he just didn't talk about it so much. He always talk about 'positivity'. Well, it'd be so much more of a positive move if he would just let it go and didn't mention how much more he needs and what a terrible position he's in when he has a couple of slow streams. They're going to happen at times and he needs to just thank people for what he did get and leave it at that. He never stops though. He can't let a single 'slow' stream happen without reciting the litany of things he needs money for and how 'nervous' it makes him. He can't even let it go for a fucking half an hour sometimes.

It has to be emotionally tiring and draining to listen to him constantly talk about his anxiety over the level of support he's gotten, and it has to make a lot of people feel like, no matter what they give him, it's never going to be enough and he'll always need / want more. 100 gifted subs in one day? Not enough, he needs tips too.

He thinks he's being 'real' and 'honest' when he constantly talks about this shit, but all he's doing is painting a picture of himself as somebody who is never going to be happy, no matter how much you do for him, and that has to discourage people and make them think they'd just be throwing good money after bad if they gave him additional help, so why bother?
 
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Alright listen, I know the economy isn't so great right now: gas is up, stocks are down, inflation on groceries is through the roof. Hell the price of Jasper's cat food went up $2 a bag, TWO WHOLE DOLLARS can you believe that? And I know you might look at the stream and say "Phil wait a minute, I look at your streams and see you sitting there in a $300k condo and a game console shrine behind you, with your loving beautiful wife and son, surely you can be down that bad." but here's the truth, ok? Tips have been slow recently. They just have been, alright? Not that I'm ungrateful, I am very grateful don't get me wrong. But I have bills that I have to pay, expenses that come up every month, it's called being a mature adult, ok? (goat laugh) I know you guys were very generous with gifted memberships, but I need help now and I won't get anything from those until next month. Tips are the liquidity I use to pay for things, ok? Kat is downstairs crying right now, because if support stays as low as it is, we won't be able to afford our meal out this week. Frankly it's fucking bullshit, I sit here working full-time every day, I get one day off a week. I deserve to be able to spend some time with my family without having to worry about "Oh am I going to have enough money to pay for this or that?" and I don't want to bring this up everyday but I have to. So please, PLEASE, if you're watching the videos, if you're liking the khantent, and I know you are we have over 200 people on every stream, if you can, give some support because things are looking pretty bad right now. All khantributions are appreciated but tips help me the most and help me RIGHT NOW. Ok? Sound good? Alright, see you guys tomorrow for Tom & Jerry's Wacky Racing.
 
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Its really telling that when things get tight his only idea is a desperate appeal to existing fans. Not a single iota of effort to do something different or go outside his own comfort zone to generate hype or a larger audience. Not a surprise multiplayer event with fans. Not a surprise PC gaming event. Not a surprise Cooking With The King event. Not a surprise livestream of walking around the mall with Kat. Not a surprise political podcast with some established youtuber.

Just right back to the well. YOU - the existing fan - will pay Phil a large sum to play single player console game and if you don't pay enough you will be guilt tripped until you do. You will sit through 1.5 hour rambling pre-stream and then tip Phil $150 to play free Gamepass game of the week. That is the only option for you.
 
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SocietyLiver1488 said:
Its really telling that when things get tight his only idea is a desperate appeal to existing fans. Not a single iota of effort to do something different or go outside his own comfort zone to generate hype or a larger audience. Not a surprise multiplayer event with fans. Not a surprise PC gaming event. Not a surprise Cooking With The King event. Not a surprise livestream of walking around the mall with Kat. Not a surprise political podcast with some established youtuber.

Just right back to the well. YOU - the existing fan - will pay Phil a large sum to play single player console game and if you don't pay enough you will be guilt tripped until you do. You will sit through 1.5 hour rambling pre-stream and then tip Phil $150 to play free Gamepass game of the week. That is the only option for you.
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Yeah. The only thing that would spur Phil to try something completly different would be that if his fans will give him even less support after this double beg videos and coming begcast. Imagine if he doesn't hit the glassses goal today (very unlikely as he has cracked the whip and normally his piggies will open their wallets for their last shekels) and perhaps even tomorrow. What then? simpyl go 2It is what it is?" If so he would break his own pignosis that he is in dire straits.. Now he has to beg as hard as he can otherwise they will ask "Why isn't he sweating bacon grease right now?" when he doesn't hit Tier 1 goals
 
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SomeBoyo said:
Two reasons support is slow: no new releases, gifted memberships make people think that he doesn't need help. There is some "stuff" going on that makes it financially tight for them. yes, plural. no that's all the info you get. Anyway tip link in the description, please tip or send money to patreon. "Philosophy" of him having fun doesn't bring him money anymore. Two weeks of "slow support" starts to REALLY hurt now. TIP LINK IN DESCRIPTION OR PATREON HINT HINT.
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Wow, I hadn't seen this post yet when I last commented, but this is something. As it quotes in the text (referring to 1:35 in the video), he says he has two theories as to why support has been low. He gives two reasons, neither which even considers or acknowledges the possibility that it could be because things are tough economically right now and people may have their own problems.

It amazes me (though it really shouldn't) that he can be THAT far up his own ass. So far up it that he can't even be fucked to just pay some meaningless lip service in a way that at least shows SOME tiny bit of consideration for the possibility that people may have their own issues right now and maybe can't take his expenses on with their own. No, Phil is the only mature adult human who has unexpected expenses or times when money is tight in general so, be quiet and make with the tips.
 
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He still managed to fuck up the beg video after THREE takes. DSP has been frustrated with stuff so please accept his apology (and send money)!

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I highly fucking doubt he did more than a single take. That is way too much effort for him. Besides if he knew he fucked up in the 3rd take, then why did he not do it again until he didn't fuck up?
 
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I don't know why anyone cares what he earns or what his dentheads give him. Giving Phil money is tossing it in a burning pile. He could get $3k every day for the rest of the week and it will be gone by Monday. He won't change his life in any way and will continue living in his Wakhando ordering food and not doing anything but WWE Champions. As for the dentheads, there is more than enough evidence for them to know better, and if they are too dumb to understand, it is on their parents/guardians to control their spending.
 
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