DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[KiwiFarmer97]

how ling till we see him front page on r/cringe or r/livestreamfails because of this beg video?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has no games to fill his time slots. He got Skyrim and WWE (which he also wants to drop), SE5 is too hitman for him and he has "no" games until mid June and his retro games don't bring him money so he's in a midlife crisis, so much he's been hinting at dropping gameplay for "other stuff" for some streams.

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Most people don't play video games expecting money thrown at them so I'm sure they'll have no problems with it.

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Beg video incoming lmao

You can help yourself Phail. Just sayin'. Get a job.

She lost her job or quit and now Phil is the lone income of the household... which aint really new considering he was doing this with Leanna too. Perfect for an emergency video that he can't talk details about tho..

Honestly I don't think he's that bad off. There's no fucking way he's already broke 5 days after the Youtube check and fresh off the Elden Ring hype. I think he's just pissed his fans only gave $50 a stream today and is now punishing them with guilt.

Allegedly she never contributed because that was 'her money' so it's a non-factor anyway.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He still managed to fuck up the beg video after THREE takes. DSP has been frustrated with stuff so please accept his apology (and send money)!

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

Again, this was only four days ago:

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Keem isn't gonna give Phil a dime because Phil is never gonna leave his house to box anyone. I don't know why Keem wasted his time. If he knew Phil, he'd know Phil quit his love and passion (but kept the debt he put himself in) of the FGC over crying himself out of a fight. Its not happening.

He still managed to fuck up the beg video after THREE takes. DSP has been frustrated with stuff so please accept his apology (and send money)!

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Bullshit.

Just another little white lie for sympathy. This man has on the fly ranted about his financial problems for years on stream.. but needed 3 takes to come up with this video. He didn't mention none of this frustration during the first stream, none the night stream, but conveniently right after the 2 slow streams he can barely keep himself together. Oh btw he can't tell you what it is because he hasn't thought out the lie all the way through yet.

He's been crying all year about gifted memberships and how it'll save his channel, he got them, now he's realizing how small a pool of whales he has and throwing money down one avenue is gonna take away from the other. Channel in jeopardy once again for the 5,000th time and its up to the fans to bail him out again.

And they will.

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

More proof he only has dents as fans

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Guys, I just recently got the package you sent us. And I have to say from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU.
You have no idea how much this means to us. The care package you sent, with all the food, videogames for the stream, and even a few cat toys for Jasper! Kat is downstairs crying right now she's so thankful. With this support you guys have shown we'll be able to make it through this month, which as you know has been tough. And you know what? Thanks to all the memberships that will kick in on June, we'll FINALLY be able to start saving up and budgeting so I can take Kat on a honeymoon to the zoo!

Now I know it was a bit of a meme for a while that the begging was getting out of hand, and I'm sorry about that. I was just worried about my family. It's been tough... my life's been tough. But now that I've finally made it through the rough patch, I can promise there'll be NO MORE BEGGING! *sound effect toy*
I'll be getting rid of the tips goal now that I have recurring support, so there'll be no more badgering you for tips every 15 minutes. I'm INCREDIBLY grateful for you guys basically paying for my every want and need through the last decade and a half and I never want you to feel pressured to hit a silly hat goal ever again. So once more, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU. If I could get down on my hands and knees and still be on camera I fucking would! Hahaha thanks guys!

 

[Yautja]

He still managed to fuck up the beg video after THREE takes. DSP has been frustrated with stuff so please accept his apology (and send money)!

DSP his manipulative highschool bf mode. "God I just can't get anything right when you're not giving me money babe, I try so hard but I still fuck everything up because of those damn trolls"

 

[strandedcastaway]

I don't think it's any kind of emergency. He just had a few slow days and in typical Phil fashion, he refuses to cut down on his usual spending to compensate. Remember, this is Phil. His financial emergency is just as real as Jasper being sick, his parents dying, him being unable to afford heat, being so poor he almost considered eating a ham sandwich instead of going out etc.

Exactly. We heard him bitch about not getting paid by YouTube "over the weekend" but then that money ($6000? $8000?) came in on Monday, or Wednesday. So now it's Friday and he's broke? C'mon.

His tips are down a little. He still made nearly $10,000 last month. He won't cut his spending. End of story.

 

[Coke Zero]

Damn, our boy Phil is getting desperate. He's fiending for that day one new game hype money so much that he's gonna play collection of decades old Pac Man games and Mario Strikers? I say again, desperate.

This crying about no new games is pretty funny considering it goes against some pretty common things he likes to say.

For one, he constantly brags about how being a "variety streamer" means he always has games to play and isn't tied to a single game/shtick like every other streamer. Well whats wrong phil? Go be the variety streamer you claim to be and play that wide variety of video games your audience loves to watch you play.

Also whenever he threatens to wagequit a game, he constantly talks about all the other stuff he could be playing instead and tries to make it seem like he's doing his fans a favor by playing the game he's threatening to wagequit. Well where's all those other games you could be playing phil?

Well obviously it turns out when he says the above stuff, its just pure cope. He just can't bring himself to acknowledge that he's just a day 1 hypebeast 100% dependent on brand new AAA games to draw interest to his streams. After doing this for well over a decade, he still hasn't figured out how to make his streams about himself rather than the games he's playing.

 

[Count Cumia]

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You make fun, but South Park taught me Daniel wins at the end.

 

[DownwardFowl]

You make fun, but South Park taught me Daniel wins at the end.


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“I will burn awl detwactors to da gwound”

 

[Full Race Replay]

I love Phil's excuse of "I don't have credit".

You don't have credit because you've already stolen +100k from various banks and credit cards. It's just a classic example of him wanting his cake and eating it too.

As far as I can tell, unless you use a credit card just to have extra fraud protection and pay it all off every month, anything else is really unhealthy and not sustainable. When Phil says he is struggling because he doesn’t have credit, he means he would do the exact same thing that he did before, blow his credit on collectibles and travel expenses, until he declares bankruptcy next time.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

People really need to start calling him out on why he needs tips everyday. Everyone here knows it's because of Total Wine and WWE Champs, but Phil has literally no lie or excuse for it that he tells his paypigs. There is no reason for him to need money every fucking day if he sits at home 6 days a week and streams. He himself admits to never leaving the house except on his days off. So why does he need money at the ready, 24/7?

The only excuse he's maaaybe given is "uhh, muhh bills are due! This random bill popped up that I need to pay for!!" But we all know that's bullshit.

People REALLY need to dig into him about why he needs $300 a day, if it's not going directly to his addictions.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

People really need to start calling him out on why he needs tips everyday. Everyone here knows it's because of Total Wine and WWE Champs, but Phil has literally no lie or excuse for it that he tells his paypigs. There is no reason for him to need money every fucking day if he sits at home 6 days a week and streams. He himself admits to never leaving the house except on his days off. So why does he need money at the ready, 24/7?

The only excuse he's maaaybe given is "uhh, muhh bills are due! This random bill popped up that I need to pay for!!" But we all know that's bullshit.

People REALLY need to dig into him about why he needs $300 a day, if it's not going directly to his addictions.

Are you fucking blind and deaf? Phil showed us his handwritten monthly expenses on stream that one time. This is what it’s like to be an adult. He has bills to pay everyday. You’re just mentally sick in the head, ok?

 

[MAWBD]

People REALLY need to dig into him about why he needs $300 a day, if it's not going directly to his addictions.

Narrator: It is going to his addictions.

 

[Prophet Gaming]

If he needs extra cash then start pimpin out Khet. He could get tips from Jenna.

Problem though is once Khet finds out she has to pitchin she will serve those divorce papers faster then Phil can snort.

 

[Count Cumia]

If he needs extra cash then start pimpin out Khet. He could get tips from Jenna.

Problem though is once Khet finds out she has to pitchin she will serve those divorce papers faster then Phil can snort.

Officer Sanders won't let you leave the stream until you pay your $50 fine to DSP.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

People really need to start calling him out on why he needs tips everyday. Everyone here knows it's because of Total Wine and WWE Champs, but Phil has literally no lie or excuse for it that he tells his paypigs. There is no reason for him to need money every fucking day if he sits at home 6 days a week and streams. He himself admits to never leaving the house except on his days off. So why does he need money at the ready, 24/7?

The only excuse he's maaaybe given is "uhh, muhh bills are due! This random bill popped up that I need to pay for!!" But we all know that's bullshit.

People REALLY need to dig into him about why he needs $300 a day, if it's not going directly to his addictions.

He's clearly living beyond his means, like way way way beyond.

 

[DownwardFowl]

People really need to start calling him out on why he needs tips everyday. Everyone here knows it's because of Total Wine and WWE Champs, but Phil has literally no lie or excuse for it that he tells his paypigs. There is no reason for him to need money every fucking day if he sits at home 6 days a week and streams. He himself admits to never leaving the house except on his days off. So why does he need money at the ready, 24/7?

The only excuse he's maaaybe given is "uhh, muhh bills are due! This random bill popped up that I need to pay for!!" But we all know that's bullshit.

People REALLY need to dig into him about why he needs $300 a day, if it's not going directly to his addictions.

I agree, but you’ve seen the way he treats his chat and streams like it’s NK. Any mention of that kind is either a public ridicule or an outright ban.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He's clearly living beyond his means, like way way way beyond.

i can't imagine being so pathetic that i spend myself into the poorhouse over half naked sweaty dude jpgs