DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Phil….just when we think you cant stoop any lower.

The homeless/fake homeless heroin addicts in my city don’t beg as much as you do. You are 40 begging to special needs people to empty their wallets for you. Why? You bring NOTHING to the craft. You just want people to hand you money like it’s nothing. Maybe it would be a good thing if you lost everything. Might teach you a thing or two about the real world.

And no, it’s not WE. Its not DA TROLLZ FAULT. It’s not your audiences fault. It’s YOUR fault. Good luck begging into your 70s if you fucking make it that long. The rest of us will be retired and spending the rest of our time with family, friends, and life.
 
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Man Phil has become a revolving door when it comes to "HAAALLLPPPP". It's always something and it's never ever his fault. And what's more he always asks his cult members what he should do and he never thinks for himself. Like saving up for a PC? Can't do it muh bills implying he has a bill each day which is bullshit. Use a green screen? Can't do it it's damaged or my office is too small. Play wqith members? Can't do it too complicated to organize. Cut down expenses? What you want me to eat sandwiches? I stated before Phil needs a rude awakening in form of single digit streams for days in a row. But thanks to OMM cuck it will never happen. A good thing that sub bahmbs won't work and we will see the massive drop soon just like in the glory days of Twitch. Seems like for all the good things that happened to him he manages to dig himself deeper into the same fucking ditch
 
Look what this tard wrote on Phil’s revolting emergency beg video. Damn, no dignity what so ever. Just let the pig starve!
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Idiots like this just don't seem to get it. Unless they're gonna pay this man for the rest of his life any money they give won't help him succeed. I wonder if they treat the homeless like this too. (Rhetorical question) Do they give $5 to all the homeless they come across hoping their $5 leads to their success??
 
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Been a while since we had a new "EMERGENCY" video.
The best part about the thumbnail is that the shadow of the mic makes it seem like he's soaked in sweat. He looks slovenly overall being unshaven, wild-eyed, and greasy. But that dirty shirt look is the chef's kiss. He cosplays a beggar very well.

Hey Phil. I'll give you the same suggestion I give homeless people and swindling girlfriends in my life. I'll buy you food. I'll even buy you fast food. But you don't want that. You want money for your own nefarious needs. You want to sneak around while pretending to just want a sandwich when in reality you just want to me fund your addiction. So either let me buy you food. Or get away from my car.
 
This is why the meme of Phil being Teflon and unkillable is dumb. Phil just has no sense of shame to stop him going lower and lower in hopes of getting a few more bucks. Anyone else would have tapped out long ago but Phil’s an addict and can‘t stop himself.
Well, Tardigrades (water bears) are, technically, unkillable as well. Now, do you care about them?

Yeah.
 
Been catching up on the new clips, what the fuck is he doing ? This begging seems obvious even for him.

Has he used bill money for shit he doesn't need or is the tax bill finally in?
 
Absolutely wild lmao. I love wiggle words though, what’s he talking about? Is it a life update and he’s looking for advice or recommendations?

No, it’s about a lack of money, and he needs extra money to cover the lack of money, maybe throw in some big bills outta nowhere

The craziest retcon he's ever done is this "I have to beg for tips because I got booted off Twitch, back on Twitch I was making SO much money..."
Yes, he was making a lot of money back on Twitch. But he's completely ignoring the fact that he still begged on that platform as well.
All those Save The House streams never happened dude duhuhu
That’s something I’ve noticed and get annoyed by alot because he can’t keep that story straight, he’s also said before that he lost alot of money losing twitch and that’s why he begs in the same sentence as something like “I was on my way to being financially stable”

Like the dude admits he’s was making more on twitch, and that still wasn’t enough, he was getting close to it being enough lmao

Thanks for reminding me of an actual tweet I happened to stumble across yesterday
 

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That’s something I’ve noticed and get annoyed by alot because he can’t keep that story straight, he’s also said before that he lost alot of money losing twitch and that’s why he begs in the same sentence as something like “I was on my way to being financially stable”

Like the dude admits he’s was making more on twitch, and that still wasn’t enough, he was getting close to it being enough lmao
This is why I want him to get that $50k, and for Keem to make a huge deal out of the fact that he just changed Phil's life. I want everyone to get the satisfaction of watching the pigroach sit there with that much money, either in his bank account or pissed away already, doesn't matter, and keep begging, with full awareness that everyone is laughing at how much of a lying piece of a shit he really is. The vest streak money was one thing, this is another matter entirely.

Though even if he declines, he gets to explain that shit to his chat for the rest of his miserable fucking life. He's not good enough to lie his way out of that. "I really need those tips right now." "You wouldn't if you had played ball with Keemstar."
 
What do you thing the svine is going thru behind the scenes that it's code black? Besides the wwe champions. I don't know how taxes work in usa but is he paying monthly in chunks and does he have to pay them in 1 year? If he has back taxes to pay still do they stack up with the 2021 taxes?
I don't think it's any kind of emergency. He just had a few slow days and in typical Phil fashion, he refuses to cut down on his usual spending to compensate. Remember, this is Phil. His financial emergency is just as real as Jasper being sick, his parents dying, him being unable to afford heat, being so poor he almost considered eating a ham sandwich instead of going out etc.
 
"the gofundme for the uvalde kids should actually go to me, i can actually use it whilst those kids cant cause theyre already dead"

i know this sound insane as hell but i can just almosssst imagine phil saying something like this

thats how scummy you are phil
Phil would be right though. Those contributions to the families help in the long term while tipping him now has an immediate impact.
 
Damn, our boy Phil is getting desperate. He's fiending for that day one new game hype money so much that he's gonna play collection of decades old Pac Man games and Mario Strikers? I say again, desperate.
If he had even a few braincells left that haven't already been killed off by gin he would stream WWE, he's an addict and won't stop spending on the game so why not try and get his pulls tax deducted.
 
Idiots like this just don't seem to get it. Unless they're gonna pay this man for the rest of his life any money they give won't help him succeed. I wonder if they treat the homeless like this too. (Rhetorical question) Do they give $5 to all the homeless they come across hoping their $5 leads to their success??
If people are that fucking stupid enough to believe his lies, then they deserve to lose whatever they give him and go down when Phil goes down. There are dozens, if not hundreds, of idiots over the years who have given Phil shit tons of money, they all deserve to feel whatever kind of financial struggle they get later on in life.

Plus, Phil succeed 10+ years ago, buddy. The roach has been failing hard ever since, yet people don't seem to understand that. His life is constantly going down, never going up. Any kind of money he does get is just wasted, he has zero future and zero savings, he's a colossal fuck-up.

Phil….just when we think you cant stoop any lower.

The homeless/fake homeless heroin addicts in my city don’t beg as much as you do. You are 40 begging to special needs people to empty their wallets for you. Why? You bring NOTHING to the craft. You just want people to hand you money like it’s nothing. Maybe it would be a good thing if you lost everything. Might teach you a thing or two about the real world.

And no, it’s not WE. Its not DA TROLLZ FAULT. It’s not your audiences fault. It’s YOUR fault. Good luck begging into your 70s if you fucking make it that long. The rest of us will be retired and spending the rest of our time with family, friends, and life.
Every single homeless person I've ever encountered in life literally asks for money and then takes no as an answer, or they just accept that they won't get anything and won't continue to ask. I've seen people literally sitting on the side of shops, fast food restaurants, not even begging, yet Phil has a "full-time job" that earns him god knows how many thousands every month and STILL begs like his life is about to end. It's fucking sickening, it takes a lot for me to get mad about Phil, but I literally cannot stand his continuous rants about struggling financially whilst earning thousands more than all of us working mundane jobs. I hope that when it comes crashing down on him, it'll at least be on stream.
 
Damn, our boy Phil is getting desperate. He's fiending for that day one new game hype money so much that he's gonna play collection of decades old Pac Man games and Mario Strikers? I say again, desperate.
Playing a collection of boomer games from the 1980s that don't allow him to interact with his wheelchair audience while playing and a soccer Mario game? I think these are the games that will save the stream get ready to pound sand.
 
If he had even a few braincells left that haven't already been killed off by gin he would stream WWE, he's an addict and won't stop spending on the game so why not try and get his pulls tax deducted.
Who says he isn't deducting those pulls from his taxes or at least a part of it?

Also just loooked through the begging video (through Doody streams) He says he still gets a million views depending on what he does. Just checked Socialblade and if Socialblade is correct the last time he hit 1 million views was around September 2020 and then he had a sharp decline. Does anyone know what happened at that particular time? Because he never really recovered from it, now he seems to be hovering around 600k and 700k views.
 
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