If boogie found a magic lamp with a genie and got 3 wishes he would eat all 3 wishes and then claim the Genie raped him while refusing to grant his wishes.
Boogie thinks he can be the pied piper of the mentally ill, constantly telling them "I understand" and "I'm behind you 100%" until he breaks them down enough to make them subscribe or give him pussy.
Because of course he’s eating fast food for breakfast, keep in mind this is when he wakes up.
uh oh, not just any drive thru
He can’t be this stupid… right? Right? Like come on boogie, why tell such an easily disprovable lie?
Of course he's this stupid. It's Booger we are talking about. Fuckd up on pills and sugar he spits out the first lie that comes to his fake mouth.
In fact, he dated one the parents for several years in high school, but she died of cancer, so fuck her lol.
Good things come to he who waits.
Boogie has no qualms about telling blatant, easily disproven lies. One of my favorites is when he pretended someone from SanandTolki hacked his account and posted 'proof' which was actually just him logging into his Mobcrush (streaming app) and claiming the different IP was someone else. IIRC the 'hacker' just removed his pfp and removed his bio and name and that's literally it.
That was a classic boogie moment. The fucking company itself bitch slapped him down. Similar to his story of "Race Rudder" his child hood friend who died in Iraq -- it was a completely made up lie that was quickly disproved and memory holed by Booger.
They told him not to go do DMT (in Denver right?) and successfully got through to him on that too. Pretty bad look when you need teenagers to tell you to knock it off.
