"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

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Popper Whiting said:
Yeah, it was an attempted forced meme from SJWs to refer to anyone who disagreed with them as CHUDs. It comes from a movie Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers in 1984. There were a couple of weeks a few years ago when all the usual suspects called everyone they disagreed with CHUDs, it was laughed at and everyone moved on.
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I've seen this theory before but I don't buy it. Nobody has heard of this movie and I highly doubt that the first people to use the term were referencing it. Hell, I consider myself an armchair fan of '80s culture shit and I had never heard of it before this explanation started floating about.

I think a more likely explanation is that it started as an unintentional corruption or typo of "choad," slang for a short, Ralph-like penis.
 
Charles A. Woodward said:
here is some more
of Jim’s lore

he was a member on stage6 where he posted his prank call videos and anime fact videos

https://archive.md/jmPgB
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and he had his own anime wiki site

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and yes his dream job at the time was to be a writer
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which brings me to this
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So he was part of this forum and participated in threads such as:
Poem # 4: A Beginning
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https://archive.md/1RM23#selection-1172.0-1177.0
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and
The Culture of Poetry at Century College
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unfortunatelly he altered his posts, but it’s obvious that he attended Century College college at the time and was a “poet” LOL
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Thank you to whomever linked this in chat, if you haven't read this post yet, fellow Jimlogs, it is filled with pure comedy gold.

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#KillAllPedos said:
DOB: October 9, 1981
As of today, he’s 40. Typically, unless the child is held back or advanced, graduation will be the same academic year as the child’s 18th birthday. For Jim, that’s October 9, 1999. In MN, the academic school year cutoff is September 1, making Jim amongst the oldest students in the 1999-2000 academic year.
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What the fuck is it with cows and Internet personalities being part of the 2000 class? It really is a weird and noticeable trend with just how many of them graduated from High School during that era.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
What the fuck is it with cows and Internet personalities being part of the 2000 class? It really is a weird and noticeable trend with just how many of them graduated from High School during that era.
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It’s really not that weird. They would have been old enough when the internet really started to spread to the casual user that they could have spent time and effort on their silly computer shows, while also being young enough to not automatically think that it would be a bad idea.
 
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Wow, that poem is embarrassing, especially considering he would have been 26 when he wrote it. Damn, Jim.

LordofCringe7206 said:
What the fuck is it with cows and Internet personalities being part of the 2000 class? It really is a weird and noticeable trend with just how many of them graduated from High School during that era.
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Are you sure you're not just noticing it more because it's a big round significant number?
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Now here is the thing Jim wants hidden most of all. As Jim81Jim, James Augustine got mad at the internet over Kirk Cameron. Now the story is this Kirk Cameron guy is a creationist and in 2009 he gave college students edited copies of the Origin of Species (a book by Charles Darwin that lays the foundation for modern day evolution theory).

https://archive.ph/CsexD <- Article on the situation.

James was once a fedora tipping atheist. Mister Redditokur DEBUNKING all around the web. Now most of these videos were lost, but we have a artifact. A mere glimpse into a part of Jim tried to sweep off the internet (lolcow behavior).

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Now in this video Jim, who is totally not mad on the internet. Says "this video is a call to arms for anti theists". Now before Jim and the sweepy squad call this a troll it clearly isnt. When Jim trolls he clearly is, he does a special voice and uses certain phrases. Look at the Outclave troll op he did, it failed misearbly no one believed it and this was after these videos came out. So we have Jim unironically fedora posting like Sargon and calling for IRL action and activism. With a picture of a marble statue of a philospher in the background (pretty sure its Socrates).

ITS ABOUT THE ETHICS OF KIRK CAMERON. #CameronGate

The video I posted is a clip from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3lQFpYk2c
It is private and it wasnt saved by the wayback machine.

This video made on Jim81Jim by PaulVonHindenberg (Dec 31, 2009). Is mostly a text to speech rant but he mentions the Kirk Cameron video which is more confirmation it happended.

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Now in "The Reality of Jim81Jim" also mentions a undercoverfilmer00v. He was an late 2000s internet game reviewer. I dont know if Jim associated with this person, but he spent time on the bullshit forums which was dedicated to a lets player from around the same era. It could give us more information on Jim81Jim and the era before.


@#KillAllPedos do you have the original unedited Jim81Jim video?
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You're saying all this like it's scandalous and not normal to hate Kirk Cameron.
 
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It will be fascinating to see how Jim handles Walph appearing at his residence as this is a very similar situation to Boogie vs Frank Hassle.

Best thing to do is hang around inside and call the coppers who may feel threatened enough by a hysterical rage swine that they blast him to hog Hell right there on Jim's doorstep.

Please Jim, film this in its entirety.
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Now here is the thing Jim wants hidden most of all. As Jim81Jim, James Augustine got mad at the internet over Kirk Cameron. Now the story is this Kirk Cameron guy is a creationist and in 2009 he gave college students edited copies of the Origin of Species (a book by Charles Darwin that lays the foundation for modern day evolution theory).

https://archive.ph/CsexD <- Article on the situation.

James was once a fedora tipping atheist. Mister Redditokur DEBUNKING all around the web. Now most of these videos were lost, but we have a artifact. A mere glimpse into a part of Jim tried to sweep off the internet (lolcow behavior).

View attachment 3287695


Now in this video Jim, who is totally not mad on the internet. Says "this video is a call to arms for anti theists". Now before Jim and the sweepy squad call this a troll it clearly isnt. When Jim trolls he clearly is, he does a special voice and uses certain phrases. Look at the Outclave troll op he did, it failed misearbly no one believed it and this was after these videos came out. So we have Jim unironically fedora posting like Sargon and calling for IRL action and activism. With a picture of a marble statue of a philospher in the background (pretty sure its Socrates).

ITS ABOUT THE ETHICS OF KIRK CAMERON. #CameronGate

The video I posted is a clip from this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3lQFpYk2c
It is private and it wasnt saved by the wayback machine.

This video made on Jim81Jim by PaulVonHindenberg (Dec 31, 2009). Is mostly a text to speech rant but he mentions the Kirk Cameron video which is more confirmation it happended.

View attachment 3287687


Now in "The Reality of Jim81Jim" also mentions a undercoverfilmer00v. He was an late 2000s internet game reviewer. I dont know if Jim associated with this person, but he spent time on the bullshit forums which was dedicated to a lets player from around the same era. It could give us more information on Jim81Jim and the era before.


@#KillAllPedos do you have the original unedited Jim81Jim video?
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kirk cameron sucks end of story
also this shit isn't new lmao
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
It will be fascinating to see how Jim handles Walph appearing at his residence as this is a very similar situation to Boogie vs Frank Hassle.

Best thing to do is hang around inside and call the coppers who may feel threatened enough by a hysterical rage swine that they blast him to hog Hell right there on Jim's doorstep.

Please Jim, film this in its entirety.
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He's stated before that the easiest thing to do is just not answer the door. He also joked about going to a kinkos and printing out a large picture of ralph that says he's a sex criminal and putting it on his door.

I'm very interested in how this will go.
 
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Product Intervention said:
What's with all the Jim hate suddenly?

I still like Jim. He's better than all of these internet personalities combined.
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threads got split because all 3 of the jim a-logs in this thread want to have their own circlejerk

Saint Agustin said:
Mine is when he confronted Jonathan Ross years ago in the Kumite Stream where he said matter of factly after Ross told everyone he was working in a school after being outed as a pedo
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the most ironic part about the whole Ross ordeal is that one of his a-logs actually got caught having CP on his computer while Ross is chilling in a halfway house right now. The more I look back on it I think Ross was just really fucking autistic and probably didn't actually want to fuck children. If he did we would have probably heard of him pulling a Nick Bate by now and he'd be in prison because he's practically a ward of the state at this point
 
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An Avenging Bird said:
It will be fascinating to see how Jim handles Walph appearing at his residence as this is a very similar situation to Boogie vs Frank Hassle.

Best thing to do is hang around inside and call the coppers who may feel threatened enough by a hysterical rage swine that they blast him to hog Hell right there on Jim's doorstep.

Please Jim, film this in its entirety.
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I hope Jim has one of those camera doorbells with a mic. They're pretty popular in the US. Seeing a recording of ralph losing his shit while Jim makes pig noises until the cops show up would be some kino content
 
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namvata said:
the most ironic part about the whole Ross ordeal is that one of his a-logs actually got caught having CP on his computer while Ross is chilling in a halfway house right now. The more I look back on it I think Ross was just really fucking autistic and probably didn't actually want to fuck children. If he did we would have probably heard of him pulling a Nick Bate by now and he'd be in prison because he's practically a ward of the state at this point
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I dont think it was so much as CP as it was he was molesting his little sister
 
namvata said:
the most ironic part about the whole Ross ordeal is that one of his a-logs actually got caught having CP on his computer while Ross is chilling in a halfway house right now. The more I look back on it I think Ross was just really fucking autistic and probably didn't actually want to fuck children. If he did we would have probably heard of him pulling a Nick Bate by now and he'd be in prison because he's practically a ward of the state at this point
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Yeah, JetRax or something fucked his little sister and is now in jail plus some orbiters were caught having cp.

Now, this is interesting cause if it weren't for metokur I seriously doubt people would have found Ross and kept watching him.

Jim is probably the catalyst for e-fame on the internet, either for good (like Ethan Ralph and Sargon) or bad (Like Johnathan Ross).
 
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