Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Squid Diddler]

Nope, I'm still gonna mock people who are retarded enough to waste 90 minutes of their life on a show due to being too addicted to a dead and gay IP to stop even after the company tells you to fucking kill yourself and after years of flinging garbage that you actively hate into your face. Especially when I see lines like these in the same paragraph:


Again "The show made my eyes bleed again, but it's okay because I invented a reason to continue watching and I clapped"

I mean… we’re here to shittalk Star Wars, aren’t we? I’m ok with how I spend my time. Why do you care so much what other people do in their spare time? I’m sure you do some retard shit on the reg.

 

[Adamska]

I mean… we’re here to shittalk Star Wars, aren’t we? I’m ok with how I spend my time. Why do you care so much what other people do in their spare time? I’m sure you do some retard shit on the reg.

I don't, I just find it funny you hated almost every aspect about the show and still gave it an okay via faulty mental reasoning brought about by a guy reprising a role from 20 years ago just to be raped by said show.

 

[Squid Diddler]

I don't, I just find it funny you hated almost every aspect about the show and still gave it an okay via faulty mental reasoning brought about by a guy reprising a role from 20 years ago.

I believe I said I hated every aspect about the inquisitors, gay shit from the gay cartoons. I liked kenobi himself, a gay character from the gay prequels. What are you so mad about again?

Fuck me for giving my opinion on a Star Wars thing in the Star Wars thread, right?

 

[Adamska]

I believe I said I hated every aspect about the inquisitors, gay shit from the gay cartoons. I liked kenobi himself, a gay character from the gay prequels. What are you so mad about again?

Fuck me for giving my opinion on a Star Wars thing in the Star Wars thread, right?

Well yeah, because you and the others who still hatewatch prove me and the company right on fans every time you justify to yourself why you should watch Disney related stuff.

 

[Squid Diddler]

Well yeah, because you and the others who still hatewatch prove me and the company right on fans every time you justify to yourself why you should watch Disney related stuff.

I get it, but as I mentioned, I pirated the show so I gave the ol’ rat neither money nor watch time statistics, thus I’m ok with it. Paying for Star Wars shit is my line in the sand, for whatever that’s worth. All I wasted was my own time, which ain’t worth much, and now I can give you tards more fodder for your rants, so everybody’s happy.

 

[Adamska]

I get it, but as I mentioned, I pirated the show so I gave the ol’ rat neither money nor watch time statistics, thus I’m ok with it. Paying for Star Wars shit is my line in the sand, for whatever that’s worth. All I wasted was my own time, which ain’t worth much, and now I can give you tards more fodder for your rants, so everybody’s happy.

Still gonna rib on you, since even "ain't worth much" is still too expensive. I learned that from Bob Chapek.

Though I will say thanks to you I also got my prediction on Black lady lashing out in entitled rage at the fans WAS due to her phoning it into a bad director, and slowly realizing that she fucked up by doing that.

 

[Polyboros2]

Yet retards would complain about too many "unknown faces" in old canon despite that they actually made the setting feel like the size of a galaxy at least.

Which is funny, since one of my complaints about the old EU, as I go though the majority of the post RotJ novels, is that it feels like too small of a galaxy. There are too many known people running into each other. It feels like Couriscant, Alderaan, and Corellia were 80% of the galaxy's population.

the stupid fucking helicopter lightsabers are and always will be unforgivable.

They didn't... were they so exceptional as to have them fly with them?

 

[Squid Diddler]

They didn't... were they so exceptional as to have them fly with them?

Not yet, though I expect that at some point. The GI just held his up while it was spinning and they pushed some dudes face into it.

 

[Sneed F91]

I liked kenobi himself, a gay character from the gay prequels.

um actually Obi Wan Kenobi first appeared in Star Wars (1977) therefore making him an Original Trilogy character

Well yeah, because you and the others who still hatewatch prove me and the company right on fans every time you justify to yourself why you should watch Disney related stuff.

you're right but just be glad he's not one of those fandom menace fags with a Disney+ subscription

this show can kiss my ass

 

[Shekelslovakia]

At 2:27 he mentioned Obi-Wan was watching Anakin instead of Luke. (?) Dude, do you even go over your work to make sure you get all of your facts straight so you don't come out as someone that needs to put out content on a weekly basis without reviewing it.

Does it seem kind of racist sounding due to how much more malice he is towards Reva (Móse Ingram) in the show. That's not surprising because a while back a couple of YouTubers discovered a bitchute account that featured a fascist doomcock copycat with similar production, body language/mannerisms not to mention a similar speech pattern as well.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Watched the first season of The Mandalorian right before my free run of Disney+ ran out, and even though it had a good budget and was a SW show that didn't completely shit its pants as it walked on stage...it was only slightly above average to me. I guess it was a Holy Grail for live-action Star Wars TV, but its quality only seemed like the baseline standard expected for any other sci-fi TV show.

It was also suffocating in how many stupid references they shoved into every single episode. Like the fourth or fifth episode:

>Having a space fight gonna crash land
>INFINITE UNIVERSE BUT IT'S THIS FUCKING PLANET AGAIN
>Land and immediately REMEMBER THE PIT DROIDS?
>REMEMBER MOS EISLEY?
>REMEMBER THE ALIENS IN THE CANTINA?
>REMEMBER THE TORTURE DROID IN ROTJ?
>CHECK OUT THIS BOUNTY HUNTER SITTING LIKE HAN SOLO

And it was like that constantly for all the episodes. About the only thing they tried to make different was saying the Sand People are super nice 'n' sheeit.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Jesus Christ that black bitch is the most annoying villain in any SW media. Every time she opens her mouth I wanted to slap the shit out of her.

And can we get component directors that can direct black women and not have them look like bored cunts?

Welcome to the future of (((entertainment)))

So how's Obi? I've only seen Anna TSWG's review because I wouldn't even pirate this shit anymore. My consoomer buddy jizzed all over his timeline. He's still mad at me for boycotting everything after TLJ.

What a sad guy to keep eating shit made by people that hate him.

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>Captain Rex
For fuck's sake Filoni. Even when he supposedly has no involvement he still managed to find a way to make the setting feel like the size of a small town once again with all the constant Filoni Wars faggots about. Top that off with the Aladdin's Rebels villains returning and the possible return of Ahsoka and Maul in this and they really have not much else going on except cameo wank again. Top this off with Fagdalorian now going back to season 1 nostalgiawank and Aladdin's Rebels cameos, this setting really has nowhere to go but milking the exact same two shows. Yet retards would complain about too many "unknown faces" in old canon despite that they actually made the setting feel like the size of a galaxy at least.

I miss when Star Wars was just six movies, the 2D Clone Wars, some great video games and some fun reading. Now it's all just lowest common denominator shit. The same fucking handful of characters that are more and more inconsistent, writing that gets shittier and shittier, and a total slap in the face to what George wanted this series to be. They keep repeating the same shit. Nothing is new. They've beaten the horse into the dirt, and dumb fanboys cheer it all on. How can Filoni call Lucas his "master" (cringe) when his newest shows have ruined so much of what George made? The old EU was better in every way.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

First two episodes of Kenobi were… ok (don’t shit your pants anyone, I pirated them). Ewan was nice to see again and his defeatist attitude wasn’t entirely out of character imo. I liked the interactions with Leia. The inquisitors, however, are insanely cringe. The acting was terrible (especially the black one), the makeup was even worse, and the stupid fucking helicopter lightsabers are and always will be unforgivable. None of them were even remotely intimidating. I suppose the point is that they make Vader look scarier by comparison, but that’s still pretty dumb.

Spoiler: Spoilers

Also, the black one kills the grand inquisitor at the end of episode 2. Not sure how that works with cartoon timelines, I never watched that baby shit

It reminds of Rambo 4 for some reason, but whereas that movie had to rely on its over the top violence to make its self worthwhile, Nu Kenobi looks like a bore fest from start to finish so far.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

and the stupid fucking helicopter lightsabers are and always will be unforgivable

Were they flying around with them just like in Space Aladdin?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Trailer for Star Wars Jedi: Survivor came out today.

 

[The Valeyard]

Were they flying around with them just like in Space Aladdin?

No, but there was some embarrassing looking parkour.

 

[The Decimator]

I just saw the first episode of this show. It was boring as fuck. Just like I predicted, Obi-Wan was barely in it. They should have called it The Leia Show instead.

 

[SandyCat]

I just saw the first episode of this show. It was boring as fuck. Just like I predicted, Obi-Wan was barely in it. They should have called it The Leia Show instead.

That's the go to formula for modern entertainment. Use a big character name to draw attention then pull a good old fashioned switcheroo by sidelining what should of been the main character in favor of someone else.

Thankfully I found a solution to my Star Wars woes: gave up on star wars entirely and moved onto something new

The old stuff is still decent at least. I enjoyed rewatching the clone wars animated series but stopped at Disney's produced seasons

 

[Shokaract]

I stopped watching the Disney shit after Rogue One (for the movies) I watched the Mandalorian show but skipped Boba Fett. Feel bad for old fans that won't be getting any good new content. Luckily for me, I never really delved into the old EU. Only just started recently finished the first Bane book. And I'm on my third of the original Thrawn series. So far I'm enjoying what I'm getting from the EU. Definitely far better than the lazy shit Disny shits out.

 

[The handsome tard]

Where are all the aliens? Every single character in that trailer is just another bland diverse human.

Humans are cheaper to show, no special effects required

What the fuck is with Disney and their portrayal of the Empire as space colonists? The original analogy of the Republic becoming the Empire was very clearly Rome inspired, with the Empire's territory pretty much being what they already had as the Republic. I guess going off of that would mean too much politics instead of something simple and easy like Empire = colonizers, Rebels = natives.

To know about Rome's history would require a high level of interest in history and ancient politics (and how they reflect current world politics).

Things like that require reflection and widening one's POV to world at large. You must want to get challenged.

We both know people, especially nowadays, dont like getting challenged so its much easier to give narrative and theme that are easy to digest.

The Obi Wan Kenobi intro leaked.
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"This is the worst day ever"
"Because I killed younglings?"
"No, because its a little humid- OF COURSE IT WAS BECAUSE YOU KILLED YOUNGLINGS!!"

Who would be this show's Megan?

Sideous

He did want to be a pretty little girl, afterall.

Star Wars fans get collective short term memory loss every time a new trailer for ANYTHING SW related comes out like they didn't just get shit on by Lucasfilm consistently for 10 years. Bonus points if it's got Darth Vader in it.

I had an old post of mine, not sure if I should post it again, it was the life cycle of a SW fan.

They start upset at Disney's fuck up
Then Disney does something slightly decent, they get all soy boy consumer happy again
Disney fucks up again and the cycle repeats itself.

The chad version is of Disney fucking up, saying for the rat to go fuck itself and never give them a dime again.

The former are hopeless

lso lmao all the costumes, aliens and references featured in the first episode are from TFA, TLJ and Plan IX, and in Mos Eisley of all places.

Im very fucking sure all of those are to cut on costs, they have all that shit laying around gathering dust in the last few years so might as well find an excuse to use it.

Can't wait to see how Doomcuck tries to claim the sequels and all its elements are still getting retconned

Its peak coping that SW can still be saved. Its like saying that you have a bucket of water, that will stop the raging flames. Even if it somehow kills the flames, the damage is fucking done.
There is also the fact that the method of """erasing""" the sequel trilogy is making it an alternative reality through that time travel non sense that Feloni introduced. This feels such a contrived and convoluted "solution" that is bound to do more harm than good...

The fact of the matter is that the Sequel Trilogy is like an inoperable tumor on the brand. It cant ever be removed, I even dare say it cant be remedied neither like the worst of the prequels. You cant ignore it either because all roads lead to it.

The brand is in a state of heavy chemotherapy, thin, bald and pale. Its not the person you knew anymore, not even in behavior since the procedures are fucking with their brain.

At this point, is it better to just end it and remember them for who they were before or just let this go on until they are unrecognizable?

Dont be mistaken, Star Wars didnt die. It was murdered.

Captain Rex or not, the mere idea of clone troopers - mentally conditioned killing machines commissioned by Palpatine to execute his plans - being dismissed and let loose among the civilian population instead of, you know, being retooled into stormtroopers is as pants-shittingly retarded as the worst of the sequels' brilliant plot twists.

It makes even less sense when you consider that they are all brain chipped and after Order 66, the empire wouldnt be shy of using orders from the chip to keep them all under control.

If they wanted to keep this accurate, this clone trooper should have shouted "JEDI!! GOOD SOLDIERS FOLLOW ORDERS!!" while trying to kill Obi-wan. But nah...them homeless now yo.

So apparently Obi Wan meets kid Leia in this show? Doesn't that contradict ANH? Sure her entire planet blew up but she doesn't really care after he dies unlike Luke who actually knew him. I guess they want to justify Leia and Han naming their son Ben which was always stupid as shit.

Made sense when Luke did it in the Legends, Obi wan was the man that set him on the path of becoming a Jedi. It doesnt make sense in the new canon, hell, it gets worse when you see there is no reason why Luke didnt have at least a kid of his own (he probably died a virgin even, what a big fuck you to his character).

But you know, I could even forgive that if Kylo Ren was a mixture between Jacen Solo and Ben Skywalker in a way. Luke sees him as the son he never had (for some reason) and Ben would no doubt grow probably more attached to him than his own parents. Something really powerful and touching could come from that but nah...sequel trilogy will sequel trilogy.

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You underestimate the autistic power of Filoni cameowank. Rex or not, its going to be someone from Filoni Wars or Rex is going to show up later at some point much like many others.

Also this show has already shown that it doesn't care much about visual consistency.
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I gave Rebels a chance back in the day and I did remember really enjoying The Grand Inquisitor...until he got bested and killed by a fucking padawan...despite the fact that its implied he was the strongest inquisitor and only bested by the sith in terms of skills with force and dark side. Without mentioning he had a pretty dope theme

Its like they had this amazing concept for a villain and they couldnt help but annihilate him at the earliest opportunity. Thats like killing off Thrawn at the first book of his trilogy.

Then it seems Disney/Feloni settled on TGI being almost a joke character at this point

"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word. Also fuck chips."

You know, this makes me wonder

To those who are against and in favor of the brain chip plot point, why is that? Explain your argument.

"This lightsaber once belonged to Yoda. You should take it."
"..."
"You know. Because you're the same race."

When pointless fan service makes your beloved character kind of racist.

Maybe its me missing the point but at least Yoda's lightsaber was built specifically for someone his stature so it makes sense for Grogu to get it.

Not that Im defending them, Im just saying.