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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 42 44.2%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.3%
  • Total voters
    95
Oxous said:
Imagine growing a chub for blocking people on Twitter. Lmao
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What's with them and Stalin right now? Is it because they just lie about shit and hope people believe them? No one ever believed the shit Stalin would say, they were just afraid of getting shot so they just learned to ignore propaganda. Ralph can't even own a gun.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
What's with them and Stalin right now? Is it because they just lie about shit and hope people believe them? No one ever believed the shit Stalin would say, they were just afraid of getting shot so they just learned to ignore propaganda. Ralph can't even own a gun.
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Ralph and everyone in the AF movement are "secretly" commies.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
Thing is, if Ralph doesn't agree to pay child support - and it looks like he might be looking to attempt that - it could prevent him having access (or worse!).

Yet, he will no longer be able to spin to Xander that he was kept from him when he is flat out refusing to support Faith financially.

Also, let's consider something here - Faith is lucky her parents are well off and willing to support her financially through this. Imagine if this was a young girl who didn't have those options, fled Ralph while pregnant after he got violent and was living hand to mouth with Ralph refusing to pay child support, whilst flying to Vegas and complaining about how hard done to he is. He truly is scum. Hence Cog having him beaten to a pulp was funny and deserved.
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That's the thing that bothers me, I see a lot of gunt guards and even some people here on the farms say "good, faith is a BPD mental whore she deserves nothing!". It's not about faith, it's about Xander.

Even if his cope of "if I sent gifts or money they would trash it blah blah" bullshit was a real concern, how come he hasn't opened a savings account for Xander? If he truly cared about Xander he would support him, not matter what. It's not about Xander, it's about him. It's only about Ralph. He's a massive faggot and a degenerate gambling deadbeat. Nothing he has done shows he cares at all about that kid, it all screams cope for the few viewers he has and his fragile ego.
 
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I fully believe whenever Ralph suddenly declares how heā€™s gonna fight to see Xander itā€™s to rub Misbehaving mommy Mayā€™s muzzle in shit. He doesnā€™t need May and Rozie, and all their nagging and crying, heā€™s got a son as back-up that hasnā€™t ruined his illusions about fatherhood being a no hassle or effort affair he can just brag about breeding online when needed.
 
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Oxous said:
Imagine growing a chub for blocking people on Twitter. Lmao
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"I've purposely insulated myself in an echo chamber of positive reinforcement because I'm too much of a gigantic pussy to even entertain people criticizing my disgusting behavior. I feel 1000x's better!"

Gee, you think?

This is the most cope statement I've ever seen the Gunt make - and he copes a LOT.
 
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Boo hoo muh son. Here's the thing, Ralph thinks giving his firstborn child a framed picture of his dead grandmother for a birthday sounds cute or sentimental or whatever. Yeeah, kind of, I guess but that present is a gift to honor and gratify Sandra, himself and his own misery. It's a gift for him, not the baby. I see nothing wrong with sending the pic of her to the kid, but Ragepig didn't even consider Xander's needs and age, rather he wants a tribute to himself to be child's first gift. When you are inconsiderate fat fuck like Ralph you don't even realize how selfish and self centered you are while thinking you successfully imitate empathetic and sensitive human behavior. PLushie would be more appropriate, at least it's for the baby and not baby daddy.
 
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Truly Rural said:
Boo hoo muh son. Here's the thing, Ralph thinks giving his firstborn child a framed picture of his dead grandmother for a birthday sounds cute or sentimental or whatever. Yeeah, kind of, I guess but that present is a gift to honor and gratify Sandra, himself and his own misery. It's a gift for him, not the baby. I see nothing wrong with sending the pic of her to the kid, but Ragepig didn't even consider Xander's needs and age, rather he wants a tribute to himself to be child's first gift. When you are inconsiderate fat fuck like Ralph you don't even realize how selfish and self centered you are while thinking you successfully imitate empathetic and sensitive human behavior. PLushie would be more appropriate, at least it's for the baby and not baby daddy.
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The gift is to upset the Vickers family. Their current narrative has been that Sandra was shit because she didn't save Faith from Gunt. They're going after her to make Ralph upset. So now Ralph wants to try to rub Sandra in their face because he's taking their narrative of thinking she's evil at face value. The picture has nothing to do with loving his son or his mom. It's faggotry all the way down, from all sides.
 
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break these cuffs said:
The gift is to upset the Vickers family. Their current narrative has been that Sandra was shit because she didn't save Faith from Gunt. They're going after her to make Ralph upset. So now Ralph wants to try to rub Sandra in their face because he's taking their narrative of thinking she's evil at face value. The picture has nothing to do with loving his son or his mom. It's faggotry all the way down, from all sides.
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Why would a baby want a picture of a stupid dead slut
 
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Oxous said:
Imagine growing a chub for blocking people on Twitter. Lmao
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"I feel like Stalin."

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Mr. Manchester said:
What's with them and Stalin right now? Is it because they just lie about shit and hope people believe them? No one ever believed the shit Stalin would say, they were just afraid of getting shot so they just learned to ignore propaganda. Ralph can't even own a gun.
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They probably saw a twitter post about Stalin thinking gays and women were terrible and dumb so they made him their personality without knowing anything about him really. I also wouldnā€™t be surprised if itā€™s about being a contrarian as an anti US globalism.

Idk I feel like the guys who thought Hitler was based shouldnā€™t be worshipping the dude who took him down?
 
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PickwickPub said:
How did a right wing movement become sexually attracted to Stalin?
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I could say that they're just a controlled op, but the reality is that the majority of them are just egomaniacal, pro-authoritarian grifters and hypocrites whose entire philosophy could be summed up with the phrase: "rules for thee but not for me".

If you think about it that way, it makes sense that they'd idolize Stalin.
 
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Obscura539 said:
The cognitive dissonance is astounding. I wish I could be a fly on the wall of his empty skull to see what goes on in there as he writes these things.
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It's just so funny because that guy was clearly taller than Ralph. So does that make Ralph a dwarven blob?
 
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Moar (likely false) info from the big bad Ralpha male regarding his second beating in Portugal :
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"Dwarven thug"- Ethan Ralph, a 4'11 manlet who wears elevated shoes.
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Ok, so Gunt told on them to the police and possibly a judge through official pieces of paper. I wait with baited breathe for arrest warrants.
 
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