Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
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Oh no no no, it's nawt truuu. Not only is Five Star Days dot Com running a Father's Day promotion to troll Ralph, but their default currency is GBP so it's Brits that are doing it. Ingerland wins again.
 
So did the AF emotional support squad in the form of Stew? ever arrive to comfort and protect Ralph? Wasn’t there some dumb post about him flying to Lisbon?

I figured it was bullshit but really liked the idea of some AF faggot having to babysit a rage pig in Portugal. Awkward.
 
I don’t think he cares if Meigh cheats on him, it’s clear he hates her and only fucked her because she was available and said yes. If he wouldn’t get mocked for it he’d throw her and Rozy out faster then he hits the ground when confronted.
Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.
 
Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.
Don't forget that he'd threaten suicide!
 
So did the AF emotional support squad in the form of Stew? ever arrive to comfort and protect Ralph? Wasn’t there some dumb post about him flying to Lisbon?

I figured it was bullshit but really liked the idea of some AF faggot having to babysit a rage pig in Portugal. Awkward.
It looked like some goofy pro-wrestling promo, where the big reveal is some other nerd from their own stable flies in to conduct interference in the upcoming match. No one in their right mind is afraid of Stu Peters, nor anyone else from AF for that matter.
 
I'm surprised nobody posted "But for me, it was Tuesday."

Not even a bolter will do the job. We've declared Exterminatus on Ralph five times, and his gunt has deflected the virus bombs each time. He is unkillable.
And then there was that time we learned even Tyranids have standards.
 
Not even a bolter will do the job. We've declared Exterminatus on Ralph five times, and his gunt has deflected the virus bombs each time. He is unkillable.
So is he a Greater Demon? He's angry enough to be Khornite, but he lacks the martial spirt. He's certainly sick enough for Nurgle, but he lacks the good humor about it. He's too dumb for Tzeench...unless that's what he WANTS us to think....but I think Slaanesh fits him best. Ralph is nothing if not Hedonistic.
 
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Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.
oh he absolutely is, he's such a scumbag his fiance is a cuck queen and enjoys threesomes and he still cheats (well he tries to)
 
NGL it is cow behavior for Nick to just bring this shit up. I know he hates Ralph and it's fine to laugh at lolcows, but there's a time and a place and it just seems odd to go from legal shit to gunt videos, especially since it's not even US law.
They were talking about self defense at the time as well as having a self defense expert on with him and going through the legalities of the fight. It makes decent sense and was on topic, I think you might just be dumb.
 
I’m still holding out for a ring theft (I may concede the hospital stay) and of course a potential man purse theft.


A-logs stay mad
 
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I’m still holding out for a ring theft (I may concede the hospital stay) and of course a potential man purse theft.


A-logs stay mad
nobody wants that hollowed out fake diamond ring, and you're going to have to drop the man purse theft since he's carrying a woman's bag.
 
I don’t think he cares if Meigh cheats on him, it’s clear he hates her and only fucked her because she was available and said yes. If he wouldn’t get mocked for it he’d throw her and Rozy out faster then he hits the ground when confronted.

Yeah. He'd be happy for an excuse. I think he'd only be mad if it was leaked and May was alawgin' how it was nice to get a solid rogering for once. Even then it'd just be his normal gayfabe retribution rant shit. Life is a carnival. Boy is beyond shameless.

He doesn't care. Just look at his Eskimo Bro chain of custody of broken bitches. He is always swimming downstream of his online 'fwens'. Wouldn't surprise me if he was in Nick's DMs after the Jayden breakup.
 
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