Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[PeggieBigCock]

I don't think there are any groypers who are into women, even manly looking ones. He might have offered. I doubt he'd get any takers.

The groypers above the age of 25 are sugar daddies to all the closeted twinks in the movement, I’ve always suspected this.

 

[cistendered]

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Oh no no no, it's nawt truuu. Not only is Five Star Days dot Com running a Father's Day promotion to troll Ralph, but their default currency is GBP so it's Brits that are doing it. Ingerland wins again.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So did the AF emotional support squad in the form of Stew? ever arrive to comfort and protect Ralph? Wasn’t there some dumb post about him flying to Lisbon?

I figured it was bullshit but really liked the idea of some AF faggot having to babysit a rage pig in Portugal. Awkward.

 

[Faggitory]

I don’t think he cares if Meigh cheats on him, it’s clear he hates her and only fucked her because she was available and said yes. If he wouldn’t get mocked for it he’d throw her and Rozy out faster then he hits the ground when confronted.

Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.

 

[High Tea]

 

[break these cuffs]

Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.

Don't forget that he'd threaten suicide!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph seems like he’s done with the police report and surely he’ll post it like he promised

 

[Expendable Zaku]

So did the AF emotional support squad in the form of Stew? ever arrive to comfort and protect Ralph? Wasn’t there some dumb post about him flying to Lisbon?

I figured it was bullshit but really liked the idea of some AF faggot having to babysit a rage pig in Portugal. Awkward.

It looked like some goofy pro-wrestling promo, where the big reveal is some other nerd from their own stable flies in to conduct interference in the upcoming match. No one in their right mind is afraid of Stu Peters, nor anyone else from AF for that matter.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I'm surprised nobody posted "But for me, it was Tuesday."

Not even a bolter will do the job. We've declared Exterminatus on Ralph five times, and his gunt has deflected the virus bombs each time. He is unkillable.

And then there was that time we learned even Tyranids have standards.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Not even a bolter will do the job. We've declared Exterminatus on Ralph five times, and his gunt has deflected the virus bombs each time. He is unkillable.

So is he a Greater Demon? He's angry enough to be Khornite, but he lacks the martial spirt. He's certainly sick enough for Nurgle, but he lacks the good humor about it. He's too dumb for Tzeench...unless that's what he WANTS us to think....but I think Slaanesh fits him best. Ralph is nothing if not Hedonistic.

 

[Keranu]

Oh definitely, I'm gonna ambush him when he least expects it, just hoping that he doesn't pussy out and stay indoors for the rest of his trip.

Play the Pillstream on a loud speaker. Press him on telling his mom to hitchhike and eat a cock. The Pillstream embarrass Ralph more than anything.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Nah, Ralph strikes me as the kinda guy who'd cheat on his SO consistantly, but if she so much as kissed some other guy, he'd have a melt down and talk about how betrayed he is and how she's a whore, and all.

oh he absolutely is, he's such a scumbag his fiance is a cuck queen and enjoys threesomes and he still cheats (well he tries to)

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Oh definitely, I'm gonna ambush him when he least expects it, just hoping that he doesn't pussy out and stay indoors for the rest of his trip.

Just wear a shirt that says “Sandra deserved it” and walk by him 100 times.

 

[MagnaP]

NGL it is cow behavior for Nick to just bring this shit up. I know he hates Ralph and it's fine to laugh at lolcows, but there's a time and a place and it just seems odd to go from legal shit to gunt videos, especially since it's not even US law.

They were talking about self defense at the time as well as having a self defense expert on with him and going through the legalities of the fight. It makes decent sense and was on topic, I think you might just be dumb.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I’m still holding out for a ring theft (I may concede the hospital stay) and of course a potential man purse theft.


A-logs stay mad

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I’m still holding out for a ring theft (I may concede the hospital stay) and of course a potential man purse theft.


A-logs stay mad

nobody wants that hollowed out fake diamond ring, and you're going to have to drop the man purse theft since he's carrying a woman's bag.

 

[Lord Cat Tree Stump]

I had forgotten that detail. Can we agree on purse theft? The ring is purely for the prophechy.

 

[Pill Cosby]

As always....it could be so much worse....

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I just looked at this and now I'm totally gay. Thanks fren I'm watching Cozy TV right now.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Real talk.
What would Ralph do if he had no middle fingers? Is there any other ineffective gesture that he can make to try and look “badass”?
Maybe stick his tongue out or wink? Middle finger is basically that level nowadays anyway when it comes to tough gestures.

 

[Braphamut]

I don’t think he cares if Meigh cheats on him, it’s clear he hates her and only fucked her because she was available and said yes. If he wouldn’t get mocked for it he’d throw her and Rozy out faster then he hits the ground when confronted.

Yeah. He'd be happy for an excuse. I think he'd only be mad if it was leaked and May was alawgin' how it was nice to get a solid rogering for once. Even then it'd just be his normal gayfabe retribution rant shit. Life is a carnival. Boy is beyond shameless.

He doesn't care. Just look at his Eskimo Bro chain of custody of broken bitches. He is always swimming downstream of his online 'fwens'. Wouldn't surprise me if he was in Nick's DMs after the Jayden breakup.