DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Beverly Sutphin said:
And it ALL comes full circle! Phil, depression isn't something you can "turn off" or "ignore." it's a chemical imbalance, you fucking dunce! It's something that can be treated with medication and therapy. It's something you cannot ignore! It can fucking cripple you!

Okay, this may be TMI, but fuck it! I don't give a rats ass! Phil, I was clinically diagnosed with PTSD - and what comes with PTSD? Clinical depression! It FUCKING SUCKS! Every damn day, I FORCE myself out of bed and I fight battles that NO ONE sees! There are days where I want to put a gun in my mouth and pull the fucking trigger, but I don't! There's not a fucking thing I can do about it! I fight through it and win invisible battles every single day.

What you're experiencing Phil is know as regret. It's not "depression.", you are where you are through your own actions, pendejo! You have no friends, your "soulmate" is some bitch you barely fucking know, and she's using you for room and board. So, fuck off with the depression shit! It's regret and reality finally hitting you and you can no longer hide in the bathroom hoping it goes away. Welcome to your new reality, Phil! Sucks to suck!
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And he did it again when he claimed that he was an alcoholic just to get out of a well deserved beating. He claims things that are easily disproven. If he was an alcoholic like he claimed, he'd never want to drink again out of fear of falling back into those old habits. It's people like Phil that use genuine medical issues as a crutch to be a massive piece of shit that makes it hard for real sufferers to want to get help, it's disgusting. I wonder if he's even heard of what happened to the boy who cried wolf.
 
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Sup3r said:
And he did it again when he claimed that he was an alcoholic just to get out of a well deserved beating. He claims things that are easily disproven. If he was an alcoholic like he claimed, he'd never want to drink again out of fear of falling back into those old habits. It's people like Phil that use genuine medical issues as a crutch to be a massive piece of shit that makes it hard for real sufferers to want to get help, it's disgusting. I wonder if he's even heard of what happened to the boy who cried wolf.
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I'm used to be an alcoholic but I cut back and now just drink a lot
 
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Perfect example of the DSP mindset kek
 
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I wonder what the threshold is between counting bts tips go the goal and not counting bts tips to the goal.

Obviously a large amount he wouldn't disclose cause that'd be foolish of him 2 not double dip.

But how small do the amounts need to be for him to include it. Today was what 30 bucks to start the stream? That's gotta be a guarantee in Phil's head atleast to hit the tier 1 and 2 goal.

Would he have started the stream with a hat and glasses if a fan donated a hundred? The inner workings of his beg psyche intrigue me. What is enough to hide so you can just "profit" and what is a small enough amount to include in hopes induce dentheads to get him his 109.99 for the day.

Probably dosent make sense. But in my schizo brain it be making some sense. They should do economic studies on the intricacies of the beg model.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Perfect example of the DSP mindset kek
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You know what might've prevented this issue piggy? Getting the updates slowly as they were coming out and adapting to the changes. Your refusal to keep up with the times like the old man you are has put you in an easily avoidable position. It's moments like this that emphasize that he's a clueless fossil in an "industry" of much younger creatures that know what they're doing and has only survived as long as he has because he got in early. If he were to attempt to come into streaming as he is with a blank slate he'd be gone faster than his tips.
 
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Chernabog said:
Would he have started the stream with a hat and glasses if a fan donated a hundred? The inner workings of his beg psyche intrigue me. What is enough to hide so you can just "profit" and what is a small enough amount to include in hopes induce dentheads to get him his 109.99 for the day.
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Even if he got $100 before the stream and decided to count it, he wouldn't start the stream wearing the stuff. His MO is to sit on all the tips that come in for as long as possible, probably because he thinks people see the $0/$50 and think they're gonna get extra recognition for being the icebreaker or some shit. That's why he always does his dumb news segment, dumb day off segment, dumb schedule segment, etc first and stalls for about an hour before he starts reading off tips and adding money to the leaderboard. He also goes through the superchats and memberships first. Anything to keep that $0 on the board as long as possible and bait potential money.
 
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Mentally Ill Detractor said:
You could recreate every aspect of his basic bitch "setup" in about 10 minutes if you take a break halfway through. This dude is so fucking lazy it defies logic.
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It would cut into stream time. He clocks in for his first stream and clocks out after his last. Where is he supposed to find the time to tune OBS?
 
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He literally does nothing for his "business" outside of streaming except for maybe tweeting but that's more to stroke his ego.
Won't even update his shit before he goes to bed or make sure batteries are charged, Phil wants money and ass pats for not even doing the bare minimum, it's pretty entitled and childish.

So what's the deal is it a tax bill or has he been dipping into adult money for jpegs?
 
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does he not realize how braindead easy it is to backup obs settings? you literally just copy a folder from your appdata to another backup folder.

he could even download the latest version of obs as a "portable" version where all the settings are saved in the same folder where you put all the obs files, copy his current settings over to the new version, and test it that way.. (so it doesn't touch/modify his current install of obs at all)

but of course this is all too "complex" for dsp, jesus.

edit: watched a video about it, he said he was on obs version 21.1.0, which was released Mar 18, 2018... wow
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
https://youtu.be/O5l8Nk0Sd98 For context here is the fake Chad Burnell story he finally said was just a lie
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Lol, the hot Latina story is a blast from the past for me. There's another story from him I can't find, but it was something about two passed-out girls he carried out on his shoulders or some bullshit. It was in some kind of hotel room and there was someone else filming him while Phil was telling the story.
 
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