Crossover The Battle of Jim's Driveway (2022?) - A very real event that's totally happening

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Pretty sure Jim and Jade could easily get a RO if they were so inclined. Hell, Gator, Cog and Dan, and anyone else Ralph’s ragepigged about in the last month prob could too.
They’d really start stacking up.
But ok, Ralph, you’re 100% going to be paying Jim a visit. We will be reminding you, every day, of your vow, made before god and Twitter.
Will you be taking your ReRoll Spite family as a shield?

 

[break these cuffs]

Because this worked out SO well for the troll that did it to Boogie...

I'm not a Boogie follower, but I'm pretty sure Frank would view their interaction as a smashing success for him. He got Boogie to act unhinged and commit a felony. Boogie plead no contest and got probation iirc. I may be missing something as I don't follow the thread.

 

[Pomniman]

If I was daddy gym I would go full kike and turn this into an internet sperg block party with the cost of entry being an overpriced hat purchase.

 

[Russian Bot]

I think you guys don't appreciate Ralph enough. Imagine being that fucking fat, and having to lug that fat around anywhere to do anything. This man waddles around the world for you to see him get beat down for free, multiple times.

It's like an international bumfights. Again, for free.

Talk that shit Ethan. Talk all the shit.

 

[The Wokest]

I thought it was a joke but 4 or 5 people already have gone as far as to post a red shirt, the stars hat and a gun with bullets on the aborted retorted discord saying that they will shoot Ralph while dressed as Metokur.
I don't know if Ralph is a fed asset or not but probably not the smartest thing to do regardless, and I have reason to believe they are not just shit posting let's leave it at that.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Ralph would never risk having to confront PPP in person, so he'll cope about not doing it somehow.

Josh pledging to protect the garage of his internet best friend, Jim, is pretty wholesome though, NGL.

I thought it was a joke but 4 or 5 people already have gone as far as to post a red shirt the stars hat and a gun with bullets on the aborted retorted discord saying that they will shoot Ralph while dressed as Metokur.
I don't know if Ralph is a fed asset or not but probably not the smartest thing to do regardless, and I have reason to believe they are not just shit posting let's leave it at that.

"Some of you guys are alright, don't go to The Garage tomorrow."

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm not a Boogie follower, but I'm pretty sure Frank would view their interaction as a smashing success for him. He got Boogie to act unhinged and commit a felony. Boogie plead no contest and got probation iirc. I may be missing something as I don't follow the thread.

True, but in this instance Ralph is the unhinged one and it won't end nearly as well. Mostly just don't fucking show up uninvited on people's doorsteps.

 

[TerrorCorpCEO]

Ralph will not show up because:
A) He is an exotic animal, so he knows Jade will immediately spear him and take him for his hide, meat, and bones.
B) He is deathly afraid of being trapped in the anime dungeon.
C) He's a fat bitch.

 

[SofondaCox]

If he doesn't show up, I'm going to take all the evidence of the last few years of madness and diagnose him with a humiliation fetish. There's no other explanation at this point.

 

[HackerX]

Someone can finally hold Ralph down and bring out the tape measure. For the love of god, someone remember to bring the tape measure.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He might actually show up because he's betting on Jim not wanting to appear on camera, it's the only way he can get a win, when there's no opponent.

 

[peepooman]

Ralph probably won't go, but if he does he is the kind of a piece of shit to get himself intentionally sick before trying to confront an immunocompromised man. If he shows up Jade needs to suit up in hazmat gear before making his gunt one with the pavement.

 

[Justtocheck]

If Ralph gets Jim's face on camera then he deserves the fucking win, and I will cheer him. Good luck Ethan!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Why not make it gamergatecon.

 

[Topgallant]

This is the only canonical ending for IBS. Don't disappoint, Ralphamale!

 

[Braphamut]

Another Ralphamale No Show. Remember, Portugal was him running away from his problems and he was trying to duck face-to-face with Cog until his psychosis told him to rage.

Empty as his sunken-to-the-elbow tits.

 

[Great Apple Man]

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I knew that he would do something stupid after the beating.

 

[Calefactorite]

Why not make it gamergatecon.

Ralph's hollerin is interrupted by a car horn. It's Jarbo. "Anyone order Uber Eats? Got a can of whoopass for Mr Ralph!"

A man in an impeccably well fitted suit gets out of the passenger side. "What's up, white niggers?"

 

[Swirling weeb]

we are going to get a case study of the castle doctrine gunt edition aren’t we…