Crossover The Battle of Jim's Driveway (2022?) - A very real event that's totally happening

[MeltyTW]

@MeltyTW will bring a prop of Sandra's dead corpse to Jim's driveway.

i might just wait for ralph to get his ass kicked and drag him behind a bush to rape him tbh,

 

[Ultrapenguin]

People underestimate little Asian ladies, they got some surprising strength and aggression built up. I know at one point Jimbo said Jade is possibly even more angry and red-pilled than he is, do you think she would ever tolerate some fat slob desecrating her property and squealing like a coked out hog at her sick old man husband? Bitch would immediately go for ralph's nuts and rip them off like an old timey farmer castrating a pig, both to put him in his place and because she heard about his irresponsible contributions to the future welfare class and decided to do the good conservative thing and make sure that won't be a problem anymore.

Jim wouldn't even get involved, he'd just stand there by the living room window sipping a cup of herbal tea and Metamucil, dispassionately watching the event unfold.

I knew that he would do something stupid after the beating.

Absolutely. The man's ego has been bruised, he has to dial the wigger up to 11 to compensate.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

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Jewsh and PPP at the Battle of Jim's Driveway

THE STREAM HAS STARTED
METOKUR CALLS FOR AID

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm going to trick a bunch of people into thinking I'm granting them an all expense 5 star day trip to the ren fair if they show up in their costumes. The only stipulation is that they must roast a giant swine. Then I'll just drop them off and leave.

 

[Polyboros2]

Here is my prediction:

• Ralph is going to do it.
• It'll be another surprise trip like Portugal
• He'll show up at Jim's house, and stream for like 5 minutes, do a little diabetes shuffle to some nigger beats, and then flee cause he's legit scared of getting confronted.
• He will declare the most beta bitch move an amazing win.
• He will still manage to fuck it up somehow.

 

[Nick Gars]

Someone can finally hold Ralph down and bring out the tape measure. For the love of god, someone remember to bring the tape measure.

If Ralph ever comes to my neck of the woods, I promise to tape together two yard sticks and get a measurement. That is the one time I would allow myself to fuck with a cow IRL. Granted, he'd probably never come to my city, the capitol of my state is more his environment.

Alternatively I could just stand next to him, if he's neck height, he's 5'1".

 

[Sam Losco]

This is fucking gay and extremely autistic.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Ralph's hollerin is interrupted by a car horn. It's Jarbo. "Anyone order Uber Eats? Got a can of whoopass for Mr Ralph!"

A man in an impeccably well fitted suit gets out of the passenger side. "What's up, white niggers?"

Jim and Sargon after all these years.

 

[WutangLee]

Tonkasaw vs jim in the battle of the wheelchairs

 

[Trench]

same vibes

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

@Bryan Dunn after saving Xander and Roz from the Gunt Guard.

I don't know how to quote across the farms from LOTR posting is now officially in full effect because of this.

Post in thread '5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/5-23-2022-gunt-goes-to-portugal-2.119631/post-12015318

4:15 Isludur is attacked by pig squeal sound effects while wearing the ring around his neck like an emblem.

"The ring came to the creature Gunt, who took it deep into the Sector, and there it consumed him . . ."

 

[Extreme Crusader]

If Ralph ever comes to my neck of the woods, I promise to tape together two yard sticks and get a measurement. That is the one time I would allow myself to fuck with a cow IRL. Granted, he'd probably never come to my city, the capitol of my state is more his environment.

Alternatively I could just stand next to him, if he's neck height, he's 5'1".

Who are you?

 

[zionlion1488]

i might just wait for ralph to get his ass kicked and drag him behind a bush to rape him tbh,

I love the fact that Ralph will definitely read this, making him oink and seethe. While I don't approve of homosexual rape, the thought of him reading this and out loud saying "fuck you bitch!" brings a smile to my face.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Tonkasaw vs jim in the battle of the wheelchairs

 

[niggers]

get a RO and shoot him in the gunt if he steps up, that's the move

honestly want to know what happens when a 9mm round hits that much adipose tissue

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Ralph is either going to get his ass beat by a 5 foot tall Korean lady or a guy with terminal cancer.

There's no way this will end with anything but humiliation.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Jim vs Ralph in person?

The Ragnarok is upon us.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Jade’s been through a couple years of standing by Jim as he battles cancer. As bad as it is for Jim, it really does a number on the partner. Then to have to listen to a psychotic quad-titted Bog Hog holler ‘I hope you die’ for a couple weeks at her man for no reason- I think she definitely has a score to settle, above the others in the lineup.
Jade should be given the honor of administering the coup de grace to Ralph, while the witnesses somehow manage to look the other way.

 

[GuntN7]

Every army got the:

Spoiler: Healers

Healer

Healer

Healer

Healer

Spoiler: DPS

DPS

DPS

DPS

DPS

 

[Cup Noodle]

My eldest who is 11 wants to fight Ralph. He's pretty confident in himself. Chip off the old block. His actual question was "if we see Ralph can I beat him up?" My first response was no before I remembered that my child is a child. He can pummel Ralph with no repercussions. Kid is 5'3" 150lbs and full of piss and vinegar just like his ol man. I was six feet tall when I was eleven but I guess that's what I get for preferring petite women. West Memphis Arkansas isn't very far from here. I'd like to see him explain away a child pummeling him into the street to the catboy nation.