I sincerely hope that whoever this beast lives with has a tranquilizer ready to use at any moment. If this thing was ever coming at me I’d surely want one.
Not one mention of Rylee, surely he's still in school?View attachment 3322782
"Mine is about to be 6." Just the one? She's really acting like he doesn't even exist
Rylee is almost an adult (16) and he shows up less and less these days on Tess’s Instagram feed, as he continues to gain independence. Him caring about his academics and not being fat puts him leagues higher than Tess…and he knows this. So I think he’s moved beyond Tubbers’s approval.
Sadly, yes: Bowie was still in pre-k for the last year. He wasn't fully potty trained by age 5 and so he could not go to public school unless his fat cow of a mother was willing to come and change him every time he messed his pants.
IIRC, up until recently Tess was still referring to him as a “toddler”.
EXCUSE YOU, BUT TESS HAD TO GET TO STARBUCKS TO GET HER PRE-DINNER 10,000 CALORIE TRIPLE CHOCOLATE MOCHA FRAPPE BEFORE HAPPY HOUR ENDED YOU FATPHOBE!
I have a challenge for Tess. Can she wear makeup that doesn’t make her look like a drag queen? That “going out” makeup was atrocious. She could stand to make her lips less cartoonish by using lighter shades. The darker look brings attention to all the bad fillers. To top it all off, she uses highlighter way too much and ends up looking like a greasy pig and less like a “dewy skinned goddess.”
Tess is lying as always so who knows what the real reason is. My money is on someone being there who was going to cause a big narc injury, like Olly taking her new girlfriend to the party or her rented black friends showing up and telling everyone how awful Tess is. She just doesn’t not go to parties because she overthought something. Tess isn’t really capable of thinking, let alone overthinking.
"Overthought it" can mean several things:
