DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

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Someone made this however long ago and it's still true.

Needs to be updated this makes him look good

 

[Iron Father]

Was it the crazy Superbad college party story?
"So someone goes and gets herb, I'm like this party is getting out of hand" lol

It makes it so much faker that he's wearing a death metal t-shirt while simultaneously hating the genre. DarksydePoser.

 

[Regginmcaids]

I thought of another reason Phil could never get a real job again, If he doesn't get tipped for 30 minutes and he starts complaining how no one is enjoying the stream and how he is going to lose everything because his bills are due. Unless he got paid multiple times a day he would never actually do his job saying how he can't survive on a normal job since they don't pay him regularly enough to pay his bills.

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

These comments:

Spoiler: Still most remembered for jacking off on stream

Spoiler: They aren't employees, employees have to be smart enough to get themselves hired. This are just idiots.

Spoiler: Its a sad world we live in if DSP is allowed to exist

Spoiler: Never understood paying to watch someone play video game either. Its dumb.

Spoiler: The "Chef Kiss" of comments. Just stop fucking watching the guy.

Get ready for r/Cringe to be full of "no life losers" somehow too. Don't every blow Phil's scams up virally so normal people can point out his bullshit unbiasedly too. Welcome to his shit list.

Phil. Even when he wins, he loses.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

just

Same,

Wow thanks for the free tech support, why don't you guys go tip Phil with step by step instructions while you're at it?

Delete this.

 

[Grammatik]

Now, that's ratio...

(From Reddit)

"Muh trolls dood, but the silent machority is there for me all right?"

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Now, that's ratio...

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"Muh trolls dood, but the silent machority is there for me all right?"

But you're using a Google Chrome add on! That's something only a mentally ill FAILED life person would use, so it's not factual or accurate what so ever!

 

[Grammatik]

But you're using a Google Chrome add on! That's something only a mentally ill FAILED life person would use, so it's not factual or accurate what so ever!

What a moron I am. He, whatever, it's Tevin's fault anyway...

 

[Lester Jones]

This man has the mind of a geriatric. He will never learn no matter how much people try to teach him the right thing to do because he's always right and just god damn lazy.

I really enjoy seeing him slowly suffer by the day.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

What a great stream....

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Wild dumbass appeared:

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What a fat, two-faced piece of shit, amirite guys? Duhuhuh

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Now, that's ratio...

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"Muh trolls dood, but the silent machority is there for me all right?"

Can't wait for him to spin this massive L as a W just because the video has more than 10k views. Reminds me of the boxing lolcow Charlie Zelenoff who would count times he ran away from the ring as wins on his professional record, or the recent gunt punting which Ethan Ralph has been trying to present as a W for him despite the fact that he was humiliated and knocked on his ass by some fat Bri'ish chav 3 times in less than 3 minutes.

 

[King Nutsack]

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Someone made this however long ago and it's still true.

I like how you can tell how old of a pic this is just by the fact that he actually has a full beard here instead of whatever the fuck is left on his face these days

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm jealous if PartySide Phil and his super cool dorm parties where everyone got drunk in a shit dorm and someone smoked mids in the shitter.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Gonna say something controversial, but Phil did not look like a disgusting monster that night he was whining about walking for 20 minutes and showering. He didn’t look good, but at least his hair didn’t look like it was fucking painted onto his head. Why this dude chooses to look like that everyday instead of taking a shower or whatever he did that night is beyond me

We’ve seen before directly what he does on stream, he like wets his hair and combs it until it looks that way, and it’s fucking awful, he would look slightly less like a greasy ghoul if he quit doing that, he’ll still look like a bum that just rolled outta bed, but that’s better than the grease look

 

[Sup3r]

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Fuckin idiot

Again Phil, this could've been avoided by the simple act of keeping up with updates. His desperation to not have to change is biting him in the ass for the umpteenth time.

Besides his "art" is shit and it means that he should be able to pick out the "best" ones to show that he cares. His laziness crops up once again in that he's made it obvious he hasn't even tried to even find a way to fix it. He's gotten so lazy that he can't even be bothered to think.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

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Fuckin idiot

oh christ, this is gonna be brought up for years now. It'll be the new go-to excuse whenever anyone suggests the tiniest of improvements to his streams. "Can't do that. Look what happened when I updated OBS: fucking disaster. No way, it's not worth the hassle. Let's keep things like they are now. [pause while stroking mustache and reading chat] Tnuhuh."

 

[SomeBoyo]

Nothing works, no streamelements popups, no streamlabs popups (I wonder why, did he forget?), tested some streamelements (?) test link in the browser to check for popups and it worked within the browser. He used obs for so long, it corrupted its settings. And now slideshow is limited to five pictures!

So now he proposes three options:
option 1: reboot
option 2: reinstall obs (doesn't know his exact bitrates so he will have to 'capture' that)
option 3: stop using OBS and start using something else
(option 4: handhold him)

I enjoyed his inner casting of Baked Alaska with the "what tha". Good thumbnail again.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 27, 2022 - LOTS OF SUPPORT! But OBS Fails? What is Going On?!

 

[Balr0g]

I hoipe he gets low support today and then him again begging like yesterday never happened. We all know that Phil memoryholes good days immediately. When it comes to tips money this is what happens with it

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Nothing works, no streamelements popups, no streamlabs popups (I wonder why, did he forget?), tested some streamelements (?) test link in the browser to check for popups and it worked within the browser. He used obs for so long, it corrupted its settings. And now slideshow is limited to five pictures!

So now he proposes three options:
option 1: reboot
option 2: reinstall obs (doesn't know his exact bitrates so he will have to 'capture' that)
option 3: stop using OBS and start using something else
(option 4: handhold him)

I enjoyed his inner casting of Baked Alaska with the "what tha". Good thumbnail again.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap: May 27, 2022 - LOTS OF SUPPORT! But OBS Fails? What is Going On?!

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How in the absolute fuck do you centre a rant around "life-changing decisions" such as reinstalling software or rebooting your laptop? Holy fuck you're retarded, Phil.

 

[Lazycunt]

It worked for so long I don't know how to do anything anymore....little nuggets of truth slipping out of him again.
Who uses something for 6 years and "forgets" how to use it.
The helpless I don't know what to do segment was pathetic, like it made my skin crawl.